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« Reply #101 on: May 05, 2009, 07:19:07 PM »
Hold on guys he's trying to think up of a cool story for you
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #102 on: May 05, 2009, 07:30:43 PM »
This thread makes me uncomfortable.
 

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« Reply #103 on: May 05, 2009, 07:32:48 PM »
*pays a fat white woman 20 bucks to sit next to sik to make him feel comfortable
 

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« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2009, 07:35:35 PM »
20???????????? You obviously haven't fucked enough fat bitches to know what motivates them. It ain't money, my man. Just give that bitch 2 Quarter Pounders for $3 and she'll suck your dick inside out.
 

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« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2009, 07:37:27 PM »
True story my boy have this fat chick a cheeseburger from McDonald's to show her tits and she did
 

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« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2009, 07:44:24 PM »
True story my boy have this fat chick a cheeseburger from McDonald's to show her tits and she did
LOL I promised this chick with huge tits a milkshake if she poured a bottle of water down her shirt. She was on the chubby side, but has nice tits and no bra on to match.

She did it, but there was some miscommunication. She thought I was gonna buy her a cool beverage when I just wanted to give her a pearl necklace with my jizz dispenser.
 

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« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2009, 07:50:05 PM »
You should have calmly said alright ill get your milkshake.walked to the counter bought some milk thrown in her face then grabbed her shoulders and proceeded to shake her while screaming milkshake bitch as loud as you could.
 

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« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »
LOL next time I am at my local fast food establishment I'll give it a try. Chubby chicks are always plentiful in the parking lot.
 

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« Reply #109 on: May 05, 2009, 07:55:27 PM »
At first she will be offended but you call her that night and garaunteed she will let you hit it that night
 

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« Reply #110 on: May 05, 2009, 08:00:31 PM »
How come fat broads have the nicest nails, hair and makeup most of the time? Do they think those things will hide the fact that they are 180 pounds of blubber and have the figure of a pumpkin?
 

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« Reply #111 on: May 05, 2009, 08:01:25 PM »
Nik pays floydness to be his beard with deepfried cheeseburgers.but we all know deepfried food gets fat girls all hot and bothered so she sits on his face.nik then proceeds to cry in the bathtub scrubbing harder then cher in silkwood trying to get the filth off him.I heard her cum is like mayonnaise but twice the fat.its quite the delicacy in china town just ask Rooney
 


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« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
 

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« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2009, 02:53:24 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!
 

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« Reply #115 on: May 06, 2009, 03:02:20 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!

how many times do u think the last name Bryant has "accidentally" slipped out during THAT jerk session lol
"...and these niggas gettin tattoo tears...industry Bloods that show fear, when the authentics are near"
 

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« Reply #116 on: May 06, 2009, 03:15:55 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!

how many times do u think the last name Bryant has "accidentally" slipped out during THAT jerk session lol
LOL haha a few........................................................thousand!!
 

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« Reply #117 on: May 06, 2009, 04:34:17 PM »
OMG, GUYS! HER NAME IS KOBE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA




yall are supposed to be some grown men...come on, now.
 

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« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2009, 05:07:34 PM »
OMG, GUYS! HER NAME IS KOBE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA




yall are supposed to be some grown men...come on, now.

not as grown as you NIK
"...and these niggas gettin tattoo tears...industry Bloods that show fear, when the authentics are near"
 

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« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »
How come fat broads have the nicest nails, hair and makeup most of the time? Do they think those things will hide the fact that they are 180 pounds of blubber and have the figure of a pumpkin?
Haha the truth kills me on that one. But I'd have to say because that's easier and maybe cheaper than going for a jog or getting a gym membership/personal trainer. And they still get dudes taking them home some way or another, so they can keep on doing this.
I got a bird's eye view
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #120 on: May 08, 2009, 02:36:56 AM »
E-Son, what up homie? when you comin back from DC, bitchelade??


don't mind these nerdy ass douchebags... they all have "small cock syndrome"


yea i know, they need to go jelq and make their 2incher a 9 incher lol
maybe then, they will stop hating


im comming back on wednesday..leaving at like 9am here and arrive there at like 12pm.
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #121 on: May 08, 2009, 10:07:09 AM »
How come fat broads have the nicest nails, hair and makeup most of the time? Do they think those things will hide the fact that they are 180 pounds of blubber and have the figure of a pumpkin?

The same reason people drive a fucked up car and put brand new 20's on it.  Or how bout those old Kool-Aid commercials where the mom cut up some orange slices and put it on the side of the glass lol. Like its some exotic tropical drink.....Bitch! Its Kool-Aid!!
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« Reply #122 on: May 08, 2009, 12:05:20 PM »
^ thats a good way to put it.
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #123 on: May 08, 2009, 12:12:51 PM »
fuckin NIK i missed out on a lot of these classics but shit is probably funnier reading it now than back then
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« Reply #124 on: May 08, 2009, 12:15:49 PM »
OMG, GUYS! HER NAME IS KOBE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA




yall are supposed to be some grown men...come on, now.

Coming for you, on these boards, don't be silly.