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Jaydc555

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2009, 07:37:27 PM »
True story my boy have this fat chick a cheeseburger from McDonald's to show her tits and she did
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2009, 07:44:24 PM »
True story my boy have this fat chick a cheeseburger from McDonald's to show her tits and she did
LOL I promised this chick with huge tits a milkshake if she poured a bottle of water down her shirt. She was on the chubby side, but has nice tits and no bra on to match.

She did it, but there was some miscommunication. She thought I was gonna buy her a cool beverage when I just wanted to give her a pearl necklace with my jizz dispenser.
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Jaydc555

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2009, 07:50:05 PM »
You should have calmly said alright ill get your milkshake.walked to the counter bought some milk thrown in her face then grabbed her shoulders and proceeded to shake her while screaming milkshake bitch as loud as you could.
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »
LOL next time I am at my local fast food establishment I'll give it a try. Chubby chicks are always plentiful in the parking lot.
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Jaydc555

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #109 on: May 05, 2009, 07:55:27 PM »
At first she will be offended but you call her that night and garaunteed she will let you hit it that night
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #110 on: May 05, 2009, 08:00:31 PM »
How come fat broads have the nicest nails, hair and makeup most of the time? Do they think those things will hide the fact that they are 180 pounds of blubber and have the figure of a pumpkin?
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Jaydc555

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #111 on: May 05, 2009, 08:01:25 PM »
Nik pays floydness to be his beard with deepfried cheeseburgers.but we all know deepfried food gets fat girls all hot and bothered so she sits on his face.nik then proceeds to cry in the bathtub scrubbing harder then cher in silkwood trying to get the filth off him.I heard her cum is like mayonnaise but twice the fat.its quite the delicacy in china town just ask Rooney
 


Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
 

PLANT

Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2009, 02:53:24 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #115 on: May 06, 2009, 03:02:20 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!

how many times do u think the last name Bryant has "accidentally" slipped out during THAT jerk session lol
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PLANT

Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #116 on: May 06, 2009, 03:15:55 PM »
some of you still fantasize about kobe tai sitting on your face, lolllll
and you still fantasize about kobe bryant shitting on your face

even the chicks you want to bang are named KOBE, how sad is that!! LOL  DAMN!

how many times do u think the last name Bryant has "accidentally" slipped out during THAT jerk session lol
LOL haha a few........................................................thousand!!
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #117 on: May 06, 2009, 04:34:17 PM »
OMG, GUYS! HER NAME IS KOBE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA




yall are supposed to be some grown men...come on, now.
 

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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2009, 05:07:34 PM »
OMG, GUYS! HER NAME IS KOBE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA




yall are supposed to be some grown men...come on, now.

not as grown as you NIK
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Re: Kobe Tai...
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »
How come fat broads have the nicest nails, hair and makeup most of the time? Do they think those things will hide the fact that they are 180 pounds of blubber and have the figure of a pumpkin?
Haha the truth kills me on that one. But I'd have to say because that's easier and maybe cheaper than going for a jog or getting a gym membership/personal trainer. And they still get dudes taking them home some way or another, so they can keep on doing this.
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