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Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.
« on: May 04, 2003, 11:52:24 AM »
Alright, welcome to Trauma Rates or Slates everything.  Just name something, anything, a song, an artist, an object, a practice, a place, and I'll rate or slate it.  If I rate it, that means it's the greatest of all time in that category, and deserves attention as perfection embodied.  If I slate it it means it's blasphemous to mention it as 'cool'.  I'll give a few to start everybody with


Warren G - Rate!  Warren G is dope, everything he does is great.  I need a dope beat, a dope beat....

Burger king's Fries - Slate.  What trash.  they taste like plastic.  

X - Men 2 - Rate! great movie.  I could'nt believe the ending though, it was shocking.  Magneto is the man, by the way.  
 

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Re:Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2003, 11:58:03 AM »
sailormoon x prono.com is dope
 

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Re:Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2003, 12:02:39 PM »
Shawn Michaels

Lesbian Sex

Pink's Looks

Takin a shit

Vicky

the mets mascot Mr.Met
 

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Re:Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2003, 12:03:06 PM »
an my avatar
 

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2003, 12:10:13 PM »
Smoking Crack

A 3 Legged Dogg

B-Real Rapping in Espanol

Jose Canseco

Urinals
 

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2003, 12:15:27 PM »
Goodison Park....RATE

College...SLATE

GOONIES...RATE
 

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2003, 12:18:27 PM »
sailormoon x prono.com is dope

sailormoon x - rate it

prono.com - slate it

Trauma has spoken.  NEXT
 

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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2003, 12:21:05 PM »
Shawn Michaels

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Shawn Michaels - Rate it.  Shawn is awesome.  

Lesbian Sex - Slate it.  no use to me.

Pink's looks - Slate it.  no use to me.

Takin a sh*t - Rate it.  make um say uuuughhh

Vicky - Slate it.  If she's too good for you, she's too good for me, screw her!!!!

Mr. Met - Rate him.  I like his cleats, lol.  Funny stuff.

 

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Re:Trauma rates or slates... EVERYTHING.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2003, 12:21:45 PM »
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Your avatar - Rate it.  ooh wee.  I wish they weren't implants though, they're a lil too big to look real.  
 

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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2003, 12:23:18 PM »
Smoking Crack - Slate it.  

A 3 Legged Dogg - Rate it.  any dog that survives that and keeps on livin is real.  

B-Real Rapping in Espanol - Rate it.  shows he does it for the music and not what people think of it.  

Jose Canseco - Rate it... I was a big fan until he started getting hurt.  I was watchin' him play in the series back when oakland got hit with the earthquakes.  

Urinals - Rate it.  It's better than pissin' in a sink, ain't it?  
 

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2003, 12:24:19 PM »
Goodison Park....RATE

College...SLATE

GOONIES...RATE

So... Bez thinks he has the almight power to rate or slate?  HELL NO!!!!

Goodison park - Slate it, it doesn't exist in Trauma world.  

College - Rate it, look at the women, man!!!!!

Goonies - Rate it.  ROCKKKYY... ROAAAAAADDDDD!!!!!
 

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2003, 12:41:32 PM »
Trauma....
 

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2003, 12:49:04 PM »
Trauma....

RATE!!! That dude is cool.  I'll tell you one thing though, I am not Trauma... if ya don't believe me, just ask all these little American Maniacs out here, brother!!!!
 

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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2003, 01:53:44 PM »
Aflack.
 

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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2003, 05:41:09 PM »
Big cross necklaces rappers wear

braids n cornrows

Bone Thugs N Harmony

Me

Tom

the skater style

the show "Friends"

Jehova's Witness religion

high school

contact lenses

beer

golf

ciggarettes

 

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2003, 05:47:54 PM »
RapQuake....maybe this will help....

 

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2003, 06:09:41 PM »
Sex for money

Porn

Masterbating for money

The Olsen Twins posing nude in Playboy when they turn 18

Craftsman Tools

Your front lawn

Busting a nut on a chicks butt

Dragons

Suge Knight

Carmen Electra
 

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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2003, 06:51:25 PM »
a Prince Tech post

George Bush

Kevin Nash

Oh Henry

Air Force Ones
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2003, 08:24:30 PM »





Vicky - Slate it.  If she's too good for you, she's too good for me, screw her!!!!




she aint 2 good for me cuz if she thought that she wouldnt even talk to me dont talk about my future ex wife like that lol
 

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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2003, 08:57:02 PM »
your mum.

these smileys....   :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::)  :-[ :-X :-* :'( :-\:P

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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2003, 08:05:45 AM »
Aflack.

Well, I forgot to mention, even though I am DEFINATELY NOT TRAUMA, I will answer these questions for him while he's away.

Anyways, Ben Affleck is a cool guy.  Look, he landed J-lo, don't be bitter.  RATE!!!
 

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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2003, 08:09:46 AM »
Big cross necklaces rappers wear - SLATE!!! I've got the biggest arms, and the widest back in the world, and I wear a small cross.  A big cross is just a way to show off.  

braids n cornrows - RATE!!! If I were black, brother, you bet I'd have braids.  The hair's been thinnin' a lil' lately, though.  

Bone Thugs N Harmony - RATE!!! anything with harmony gets rated from me.  

Me - SLATE!!! You flip flop too much.  It's like you've got alter egos or something.  

Tom - RATE!!! I feel his pain, brother.  

the skater style - RATE! As long as it's legit, and not just a bunch of posers trying to be cool.  

the show "Friends" - RATE! I'm thinkin' about doin' a cameo.  I'm gonna be Phoebe's baby's daddy.  

Jehova's Witness religion - RATE! Any religion is good, right?  Plus, they believe in Christ, right?  Even better.  

high school - RATE! I had a blast, people make it what they want.  

contact lenses - SLATE! LASIK BABY!!!!

beer - SLATE! How can you keep your 24" patriots from turnin' flabby if you're drinkin' beer all the time?  

golf - SLATE! ANNOYING!!!! I'll watch Tiger Woods anyday though.  

ciggarettes - SLATE! Useless! www.truth.com
 

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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2003, 08:10:38 AM »

RapQuake....maybe this will help....

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This little hulka... americanmaniac needs to hit the gym!!! You can do it brother! Hul... Mister America believes in you! Say your prayers, train, and eat your vitamins!!
 

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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2003, 08:13:19 AM »
Sex for money - Shameful.  SLATE!  

Porn - SLATE! It's bad, umk

Masterbating for money - SLATE! Reminds me of boogie Nights.  

The Olsen Twins posing nude in Playboy when they turn 18 - RA... SLATE! Remember, PORN IS BAD!!!!

Craftsman Tools - RATE! Good Ol' Made in the U.S.A.! QUALITY!!!

Your front lawn - RATE! You've never seen the hulkste... Mister America's front lawn.  It's nice.  

Busting a nut on a chicks butt - SLATE! Mister America would never denegrate a woman by nutting all over her.  

Dragons - SLATE! Ricky The Dragon Steamboat never got a win over mister america, I can assure you that! GO BACK TO JAPAN!!!

Suge Knight - SLATE! Pick on somebody your own size, brother.  

Carmen Electra - RATE! Dennis brought her backstage at nitro a couple times.  Nice girl.  
 

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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2003, 08:16:05 AM »
a Prince Tech post - SLATE! Prince Tech hasn't realized that america isn't all evil.  I mean, for every redneck there's a MISTER AMERICA!!! For every Klan member there's a man like Martin Luther King Jr.!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

George Bush - RATE! He does the best he can, makes him a hero in Mister America's eyes.  GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT!!!!

Kevin Nash - RATE! Nash passed me the belt one time and I didn't even have to wrestle.  GOD BLESS KEVIN NASH!!!

Oh Henry - SLATE! It must be one of those anti-american shows they show up there in montreal.  

Air Force Ones - RATE!!! YOU  CAN FEEL ME STOMPIN IN MAH AIIR FORCE ONNEES, Everybody knows the Hulkst... Mister America likes to be in style.