Bush: An Outrageous Resume (trauma check!! lmao)

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

> Subject: Commentary: Outrageous resume
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> Past work experience:
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> .  I ran for congress and lost.
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> . .I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
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> . I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went
> bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
>
> . . I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago
> White Sox.
>
> . . With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
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> Accomplishments:
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>   I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
> most polluted state in the Union.
>
>
> . I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
> America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
> billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor
> in American history.
>
> . . I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
> with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
>
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> Accomplishments as president:
>
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> . I attacked and took over two countries.
>
> . I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
>
> . . I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
>
> . . I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
> month period.
>
> . I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> . I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> . I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
> record.
>
> . I am the first year in office set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by any president in US history.
>
> . After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
>
> . I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other
> president in US history.
>
> . . In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
> job.
>
> . I Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
> president in US history.
>
> . . I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
>
> . . I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
> any president in US history.
>
> . I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
> president since the advent of television.
>
> . . I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
> any president in US history.
>
> . I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> . . I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused
> to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
>
> . . I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
>
> . I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
> record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> . I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>
> . . My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
>
> . . Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevronoil
> tanker named after her).
>
> . I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously go bankrupt.
>
> . . I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
> in any country in the history of the world.
>
> . . I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
> military occupation of a sovereign nation.
>
> . I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of
> the United States.
>
> . I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any president in US history.
>
> . I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the human rights commission.
>
> . I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the elections monitoring board.
>
> . I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>
> . . I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>
> . . I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>
> . I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> . . I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
> election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
>
> . . I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
> campaign donations.
>
> . My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best
> friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
> world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> . . I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> . I am the first president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
> nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
>
> . . I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
> (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
> . I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> . . I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less
> than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly
> the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> . . I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
> Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
>
> . I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
> of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
> stability.
>
> . . I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
> Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
>
> . . I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
>
> . . I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
> violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for
> government contracts.
>
> . . I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
>
> . I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of
> our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have
> no leads and zero suspects.
>
> . In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented
> any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history
> of the United States.
>
> . I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
> president in US history.
>
>
> . In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades,
> possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
>
> . I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
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> Records and References:
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> . I have At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
> record has been erased and is not available).
> . . I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time
> of war.
> . . I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
> . . All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
> to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> . . All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> . . All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
> board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> . . Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
> review.
>
> . For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
> (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
> war-profiteering.)

[TheSheriff]

Nima, repost this in TOT. This is utterly damning. Fuck Bush.

[Trauma-san]

You forgot a few...


1. - I rid the world of Saddam Hussein & Bin Ladin

2. -Made it impossible for a democrat to win the election in 2004, and got all the little liberals panties in a bunch

3. -gained presidential approval ratings consistantly over 70%

4. -refunded tax checks to EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER as first major act in office

5. -gained more respect from military than any commander in chief of the last 20 years


GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!, and GOD BLESS GEORGE BUSH!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[pappy]

4. -refunded tax checks to EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER as first major act in office

come on now,  this was such a stupid fuckin move.  Clinton said dont give that money away ur goin need it. an guess what he did it.  an what did we get.  Oh we got back a couple hundred bucks an now our economy is all fucked right now.  why b/c big business got back big money  from these tax checks.  an also what is so bad about having a democrat as president.  Clinton was a democrat an we had 8 years of prosperity.  I would take Clinton any day over Bush.  Bush is a fuckin nazi.  He wants to give all americans identification cards.  That same shit was done in nazi germany.  Now i supported the war on iraq.  But on the real this guy is bad.  C'mon him an his republicans bashed clinton when he bill said he smoked weed.  The press tries an brings up how bush was doing coke an has a DWI on his record.  whats bush say,  im not playing that game.  WTF  U DID THE SAME SHIT TO CLINTON.  I dont give a fuck if he is a graduate of harvard,  its so painfully obvious he is not a smart man.  C'mon the guy is using propaganda here to control.  If you were against the war u were anti-american.  C'mon the fuckin guy fucked up the Dixie chicks career by sayin they were anti-american.  Now dont get me wrong, i love living in america an im proud to be an american but this guy is really bad fuckin news an u knows whats scary.  Bush is goin win re-election again.  Lieberman is goin get the democratic card.  This may be sad but tru,  but no1 is goin vote for a jew.  ONly 2 presidents in history werent WASP's,  JFK an i believe clinton.  now im jus rambling on lol

[Hittman2001]

 C'mon the fuckin guy fucked up the Dixie chicks career by sayin they were anti-american.  

I dont recall ever hearing bush say that.  The media is who made a big deal about it.  The dixie chicks brought that upon themselves by saying what they did.   It amazes me how much the "hollywood" people were so much against the war.  i bet if gore was elected and went into iraq with the same reasons as bush had, there wouldnt have been any protests.  Look at Kosovo and Bosnia during the clinton administration.  i dont recall any protests then, and we were basically removing a dictator from his throne there also.

[TheSheriff]

You forgot a few...


1. - I rid the world of Saddam Hussein & Bin Ladin

2. -Made it impossible for a democrat to win the election in 2004, and got all the little liberals panties in a bunch

3. -gained presidential approval ratings consistantly over 70%

4. -refunded tax checks to EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER as first major act in office

5. -gained more respect from military than any commander in chief of the last 20 years

1-Yes, you did, Dubya, but for all the wrong reasons.

2-I don't see how that's a good thing.

3-Yeah, from rednecks and rich people.

4-Tom showed you how bad a move that was.

5-Don't make me laugh. Any President who enlarges the military gains their respect.

Dubya is a pathetic excuse for a president. God bless Jeff Davis.

And Hitt01, there were Hollywoof protests there, but not as many, for one simple reason: it wans't so evidently for economic reasons.

[King Tech Quadafi]

 C'mon the fuckin guy fucked up the Dixie chicks career by sayin they were anti-american.  

I dont recall ever hearing bush say that.  The media is who made a big deal about it.  The dixie chicks brought that upon themselves by saying what they did.   It amazes me how much the "hollywood" people were so much against the war.  i bet if gore was elected and went into iraq with the same reasons as bush had, there wouldnt have been any protests.  Look at Kosovo and Bosnia during the clinton administration.  i dont recall any protests then, and we were basically removing a dictator from his throne there also.

Milosevic wasnt removed. The serbians just took 70 days of air strikes.

[TilMakaveliReturns]

In conclusion.... Bush is a terrible president. The guy made it through life because of his father's name. First of all, do you think Bush really would've entered Yale without being the former president's son? I mean the guy scored a 1270 on his SAT. The dumbass mispronounces words on a regular basis. He has got to be one of the dumbest presidents of our time.  I won't even get into his election and how he managed to steal the presidency. And now the guy acts like the world is his own personal board of a combat game. Bush is a fuckin hypocrit.

[CharlieBrown]

You forgot a few...


1. - I rid the world of Saddam Hussein & Bin Ladin

Since when did he rid this world of them? Saddam's power maybe gone but Bin Ladin's sure hasn't.

[bLaDe]

You forgot a few...


1. - I rid the world of Saddam Hussein & Bin Ladin

Since when did he rid this world of them? Saddam's power maybe gone but Bin Ladin's sure hasn't.

Yeah Bin Laden is still roaming around, the Muslim fundamentalist extreamists who had everything to do with 9/11 are still free as well.  Anyway Nima's post was crazy, it had me laughing at first, but then it just got hella pathetic.  

  -{bLaDe}

[Woodrow]

Who boo boo's da fubu? YOU do! You go da boo boo boo!

[Woodrow]

My friend's mommy told me what Chocha means in Spanish. Then she showed me!

[Quakaveli]

I mean the guy scored a 1270 on his SAT

So what was YOUR score on the SAT smart guy?  
Thats not a bad score at all, I mean thats an intelligent score enuff that you wouldnt make the stupid mistakes Bush does when speaking...hes jus really inarticulate, stupid, or both...........the only cool thing he did was bomb the fuck outta afghanistan and iraq and be the only president to win election with a criminal record  

[Quakaveli]

My friend's mommy told me what Chocha means in Spanish. Then she showed me!

shit man on erowid.com it says that we shouldnt do salvia on a regular basis....

[TilMakaveliReturns]

I mean the guy scored a 1270 on his SAT

So what was YOUR score on the SAT smart guy?  
Thats not a bad score at all, I mean thats an intelligent score enuff that you wouldnt make the stupid mistakes Bush does when speaking...hes jus really inarticulate, stupid, or both...........the only cool thing he did was bomb the fuck outta afghanistan and iraq and be the only president to win election with a criminal record  

Look fuckin idiot, I said he got into Yale with a 1270. Dont just paraphrase part of it moron. Could anybody of normal status get into Yale with a 1270? I GUARANTEE YOU THEY CANT. And I never said 1270 was a low score; it's actually pretty good, but its not good enough to get into Yale with. And to answer your question, I scored a 1360 on my SAT. It was the first time I took it (in April) and I'm a junior.