Funny Messenger Convos

[Hittman]

Post Funny Conversations You Have Had With Peeps Over AIM, MSN, ICQ etc.

Ahh Go On, Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On Go On, Ahh Go On.

Damn I Watch Father Ted Way To Much.

[Tecknine]

REdrum213 is me

ghettobootaygrle:       yo niggarochie
RedRum213:       yo
ghettobootaygrle:       yoyoyo wussup yo
ghettobootaygrle:       how is kmot
RedRum213:       nothing

RedRum213:       ok



RedRum213:       y were u people there
ghettobootaygrle:       huh?
RedRum213:       u came in with a whole bunch
ghettobootaygrle:       ooooooh cuz jennie wanted to see her bro
ghettobootaygrle:       did we piss u off
RedRum213:       oh
RedRum213:       nah
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
RedRum213:       Joe

ghettobootaygrle:       yup!
ghettobootaygrle:       and nelson  
RedRum213:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       werd up
ghettobootaygrle:       so have u talked to liz?
RedRum213:       nope
ghettobootaygrle:       oh me neitha
ghettobootaygrle:       u still at dcd's
RedRum213:       yup
RedRum213:       havent been since i went when u guys were there
ghettobootaygrle:       haha ever gona finish?
RedRum213:       i dunno
ghettobootaygrle:       i got a 70 on my permit test
RedRum213:       me too
RedRum213:       haha
RedRum213:       i took it so long ago
ghettobootaygrle:       i took it the week after my bday, i felt like a minority lol
RedRum213:       hahaha
ghettobootaygrle:       some guy thought i was spanish
RedRum213:       oh
ghettobootaygrle:       werd i haven't even driven yet
RedRum213:       really
RedRum213:       haha
ghettobootaygrle:       no i have been too busy
ghettobootaygrle:       so have u started school yet?
RedRum213:       nope
RedRum213:       tha 5th
ghettobootaygrle:       i go back the 4th
ghettobootaygrle:       :-(
ghettobootaygrle:       with all the mice lol
RedRum213:       ha ha
RedRum213:       lol


ghettobootaygrle:       i am gonna catch a disease or sumpthing
RedRum213:       Lice
ghettobootaygrle:       no i already have that
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
RedRum213:       ha aha
ghettobootaygrle:       this is not a laughing matter lol
RedRum213:       lol
RedRum213:       use rid
ghettobootaygrle:       nah lice-x is the way
RedRum213:       ahh shit
RedRum213:       im fuckin tired
ghettobootaygrle:       i hear ya son
ghettobootaygrle:       i have been up since 7
ghettobootaygrle:       and went to bed at 2
RedRum213:       i been up since 11
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
RedRum213:       went to bed at 4
ghettobootaygrle:       ooooooh poooooooor u
RedRum213:       ahhaha

ghettobootaygrle:       i have to get up at 7 again tomorrow
RedRum213:       didnt tolman get sprayed for rats
ghettobootaygrle:       yah they said it was all under control now
RedRum213:       haha
RedRum213:       I like eating mice..How bout you

ghettobootaygrle:       i ain't eatin anymore food from there
ghettobootaygrle:       yes their shyt is the best
ghettobootaygrle:       tastes just like chocolate
RedRum213:       yum!
RedRum213:       chocalate with hair yum!!!!!
ghettobootaygrle:       i am having that for dinner tonight
RedRum213:       yum
RedRum213:       just pick the dead ones out from at your school

ghettobootaygrle:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       and bring em home as a pet
RedRum213:       all the rat poison in them causes good protien
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
RedRum213:       THE DEAD ONES
RedRum213:       haha
ghettobootaygrle:       yes especially whenb ur hair starts falling out
RedRum213:       and u start twitching on the floor
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       hahahaha
RedRum213:       I at school lunch eryday
RedRum213:       eat
ghettobootaygrle:       hey no more phys ed lol
RedRum213:       y
ghettobootaygrle:       u'll get all the excersize from twitchin
RedRum213:       oh yeah
ghettobootaygrle:       yup
RedRum213:       i get italian subs eryday at my schoo
ghettobootaygrle:       i get tator tots
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
RedRum213:       tator rats
RedRum213:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       hahaha and rat pattys
RedRum213:       oh yeah..Yum!
ghettobootaygrle:       scrumtious
RedRum213:       you going school shopping at K Mart
ghettobootaygrle:       yes i buy everything from there
ghettobootaygrle:       !
RedRum213:       Oh yeah
RedRum213:       10$ your have a whole closet full
ghettobootaygrle:       it's getting pretty damn expensive 2.99 for a shirt! what the hell is the world coming to
RedRum213:       haha
RedRum213:       I hate when these stupid fat bitches ask if the shirts o sale
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       hahaha
ghettobootaygrle:       cheap asses
RedRum213:       im like who fckin cares
RedRum213:       its only 4 bucks
ghettobootaygrle:       u work with chris and eric and pj?
ghettobootaygrle:       lol
ghettobootaygrle:       haha
RedRum213:       yeah
RedRum213:       pj got fired
ghettobootaygrle:       for stealing shyt
RedRum213:       DVDs
ghettobootaygrle:       lol what an idiot
RedRum213:       Chris okso gone too
ghettobootaygrle:       really?
RedRum213:       he got his ass fired
ghettobootaygrle:       for stealing too
RedRum213:       he helped pj rob 3 fridges
ghettobootaygrle:       yah his sister was telling me bout him stealing
RedRum213:       Erics there tho
ghettobootaygrle:       and jessica gregory
RedRum213:       yo i g2g bye
ghettobootaygrle:       peace nigga

[Sikotic™]

This is a conversation I had with some Eminem groupie, I'm blackarmo:

blackarmo: HELLO

blackarmo: EHM....HELLO

ShadysAngel08: hi

ShadysAngel08: who's this

blackarmo: ITS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

ShadysAngel08: oh

blackarmo: COME ON YOU DON'T RECONIZE ME

ShadysAngel08: fuck off

ShadysAngel08: :-)

blackarmo: LOL

blackarmo: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

ShadysAngel08: yeah

ShadysAngel08: your worst nightmare

blackarmo: THEN WHATS MY NAME

ShadysAngel08: i have no idea

ShadysAngel08: you tell me

ShadysAngel08: whats your name

blackarmo: YO U SHOULD KNOW

ShadysAngel08: Brandon?

blackarmo: :-D

blackarmo: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU

ShadysAngel08: when?

blackarmo: REMEMBER YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO MEET
ME AT 1:30

ShadysAngel08: i went to sallys beauty shop

ShadysAngel08: :-)

blackarmo: WHY WOULD YOU GO THERE

ShadysAngel08: well.

ShadysAngel08: yesterday, i highlighted my hair

blackarmo: OH GOD

ShadysAngel08: and i wanted to get a new curling iron

ShadysAngel08: what?

ShadysAngel08: you dont dye your hair?

blackarmo: OH NOTHING

blackarmo: I WAS SUPPOSE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS

ShadysAngel08: :-(

ShadysAngel08: what questions?

blackarmo: OKAY HERE IS MY FIRST ONE.

ShadysAngel08: okay

blackarmo: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

ShadysAngel08: okay

ShadysAngel08: elaborate

blackarmo: DON'T CRITISIZE IT JUST ANSWER

ShadysAngel08: i don't have a problem

blackarmo: SURE YOU DO

ShadysAngel08: ok tell me,inform me

blackarmo: THATS NOT THE CORRECT ANSWER

blackarmo: YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, I JUST ASK THEM

ShadysAngel08: i answered you, I don't have a problem.

blackarmo: YEAH OKAY I WILL JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE

blackarmo: HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

ShadysAngel08: 135lbs

blackarmo: LIE

blackarmo: TELL THE TRUTH

ShadysAngel08: 135

ShadysAngel08: i sware

blackarmo: MORE LIKE 195

ShadysAngel08: look

ShadysAngel08: i dont have any reason to lie

ShadysAngel08: no Im 135 bitch

blackarmo: SURE YOU DO. IF YOUR FAT YOU WILL LIE

ShadysAngel08: no i wouldnt

ShadysAngel08: i dont have a reason to lie

ShadysAngel08: i just weighed myself

blackarmo: OKAY LETS SETTLE AT 175 OKAY

ShadysAngel08: and im 135

ShadysAngel08: no fucking way

ShadysAngel08: i'm 135

blackarmo: OKAY 165 AND THATS MY FINAL OFFER

blackarmo: OKAY THEN

ShadysAngel08: nope

ShadysAngel08: i'm not settling

ShadysAngel08: i'm 135

blackarmo: NOW I WILL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION

ShadysAngel08: 15lbs over my wieght

ShadysAngel08: i check it regularly at GNC

ShadysAngel08: this interview is over

blackarmo: BUT DIDN'T YOU BREAK THE WEIGHT SCALE ?

blackarmo: OKAY OKAY

blackarmo: LETS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION

ShadysAngel08: no becuz i'm 135

ShadysAngel08: if you think thats fat

ShadysAngel08: then i'm fat

blackarmo: OKAY FINE YOU ARE OKAY

ShadysAngel08: fine

ShadysAngel08: i'm what 135

ShadysAngel08: i know that

blackarmo: OKAY WHATEVER VERNY

ShadysAngel08: why

ShadysAngel08: i am

ShadysAngel08: 135

blackarmo: LETS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION

ShadysAngel08: alright hurry it up

blackarmo: WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU WALKING DOWN
THE STREET DO THEY SAY, ''LOOK ITS KING KONG...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH''?

ShadysAngel08: ahhahhaaaaa

ShadysAngel08: nope

ShadysAngel08: they basically just dont say anything

blackarmo: MAYBE THEY WHISPER IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

ShadysAngel08: fuck you

ShadysAngel08: i am not fat

ShadysAngel08: so kiss my ass

blackarmo: WELL YOU ARE SAYING YOUR NOT SO MUCH I AM BEGINNING TO THINK YOU ARE

blackarmo: BUT ITS OKAY

blackarmo: LETS MOVE ON TO ANOTHER QUESTION

ShadysAngel08: whatever

ShadysAngel08: i like my nails

ShadysAngel08: they're pretty

blackarmo: SURE

blackarmo: WHY DO YOU HAVE VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS?

ShadysAngel08: becuz your buggin me with your meaness

blackarmo: NO I MEAN YOU CONSTANTLY CHANGE YOU OPINION ON THINGS...WHY

ShadysAngel08: becuz thats me

ShadysAngel08: how can you say that

ShadysAngel08: you dont really know me

blackarmo: IS IT JUST THAT TIME OF THE MONTH FOR YOU

blackarmo: WELL.......................

ShadysAngel08: no

ShadysAngel08: bye

blackarmo: WAIT

ShadysAngel08: what?

blackarmo: OKAY ONE LAST QUESTION

ShadysAngel08: ok

blackarmo: WHAT DOES THIS WARN THINGY DO?

ShadysAngel08: nothing

ShadysAngel08: bye

blackarmo: OKAY WAIT ONE MORE THING

ShadysAngel08: what

blackarmo: FUCK OFF YOU DUMB BITCH. I HOPE

YOU DIE WHORE......DIE PAINFULLY YOU FAT SLUT. EAT YOURSELF TO DEATH LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY YOU HIPPO FUCKER

ShadysAngel08 signed off at 12:48:54 PM.

[Hittman]

Lol @ Sikotic.

Man Ima Laugh Myself To Sleep.

[Hittman]

Lol @ Sikotic.

Man Ima Laugh Myself To Sleep.

[Flurry]

lol @ sikotic

haha wuz guna copy a convo wit my bf but u cant copy outta icq message history

dayum!! ur all deprived lol

[Flurry]

lol @ sikotic

haha wuz guna copy a convo wit my bf but u cant copy outta icq message history

dayum!! ur all deprived lol

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Hahahhahaha, That's Veronica from the Eminem Board...LoL

[Sikotic™]

Yeah, I used to talk to Veronica all the time until she turned bitch on me. That was the last conversation I ever had with her.

[Sikotic™]

Here is another conversation I just had. This freak just started talking to me and we started fighting:

SwEet ShOrTy8769: wasup

SwEet ShOrTy8769: asl?

blackarmo: who dis?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: i dont think u kno me

blackarmo: I said Who Dis!

SwEet ShOrTy8769: teresa

blackarmo: okay I don't know you. So whatcha want?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: wtf is this attitude

blackarmo: Attitude? I just wanna know who I'm talking too geez

SwEet ShOrTy8769: naw u got an attitude

blackarmo: Well if I got an attitude then you better deal with it ho

SwEet ShOrTy8769: fuck u nigga shiet I was jus bored

blackarmo: kiss my black armo ass you annoying muthafucka

SwEet ShOrTy8769: i aint annoying like when ur mom keep buggin u to suck ur dick bitch

blackarmo: if your so damn bored go do somethin productive like slit your wrist or somethin ya dumb cunt

SwEet ShOrTy8769: um y would i do that>


blackarmo: So you would kill yourself and rid the world of one less asshole


SwEet ShOrTy8769: im not an asshole actually im nice.  But all of a sudden u got all bitchy

blackarmo: I was just asking questions

SwEet ShOrTy8769: but in an attitude way

blackarmo: It ain't my fault you can't answer them

SwEet ShOrTy8769: whatevers i dont kare

blackarmo: so be gone bitch, out of my site

SwEet ShOrTy8769: AND THIS AINT TERESA MOTHA FUCKA


blackarmo: Oh then who is it? You can't even give your real name dumbass

SwEet ShOrTy8769: leave me alone brandon

blackarmo: alright who is this and how in the fuck do you know my first name?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: y would i wanna give a retard my real name fuck u

blackarmo: Well if I knew who you were I wouldn't of gave an attitude. Is this Nikki?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: nawwww its vanessa u stupid shit

blackarmo: no its not stop lying

SwEet ShOrTy8769: i was being sarcastic

blackarmo: well are you Nikki?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: im not tellin u

blackarmo: ah come on. If you tell me I will apologise

SwEet ShOrTy8769: oh now ur being nice. I dont need ur apology. But when r u gonna let me hit it

blackarmo: hit what?

SwEet ShOrTy8769: hit it ;-)

blackarmo: lol

SwEet ShOrTy8769: u think im playin well nigga i aint. When do i get to give u head?

blackarmo: anytime I guess. Name the time, place and location.

blackarmo: hey are you the chick that paints peoples dicks?

Previous message was not received by SwEet
ShOrTy8769 because of error: User SwEet
ShOrTy8769 is not available.

Its wierd cause whoever it is knows my first name and my girls name, Vanessa. Wierd shit.

[Ro J. Simpson]

I think this is funny donmt know if yall agree

i am Logic for two sentences then i am BattleCat..


Cheeky Monkey   says:
hey
Logic says:
hi
Logic says:
naught ellie stayin off skool
Logic says:
tut tut
Logic says:
now listen up im a ask u some questions
Cheeky Monkey   says:
ok
Logic says:
i want a straight answer......
Cheeky Monkey   says:
ok
BattleCat says:
how much do u weigh
Cheeky Monkey   says:
8.5
BattleCat says:
no in pounds
BattleCat says:
about 170?
BattleCat says:
yea aight im a mark down 170 cool
Cheeky Monkey   says:
oh hell, erm 119
BattleCat says:
next question....
Cheeky Monkey   says:
no im 119 pounds
BattleCat says:
aight u about 145?
BattleCat says:
140 last offer
Cheeky Monkey   says:
no
Cheeky Monkey   says:
119!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no more!
BattleCat says:
ok 135
Cheeky Monkey   says:
y?
Cheeky Monkey   says:
120
BattleCat says:
do u play sport play music?
Cheeky Monkey   says:
yes both
BattleCat says:
elaborate
Cheeky Monkey   says:
erm sport-basketball!
do u mean instruments for music?
BattleCat says:
yes
Cheeky Monkey   says:
coz then piano, violin, guitar, sing
BattleCat says:
do u play with metallic death metal groups etc etc
Cheeky Monkey   says:
im settin up an indie alternative rock band
BattleCat says:
would u consider your band Tha Illest or just Starters
Cheeky Monkey   says:
wat do u mean?
BattleCat says:
answer it
Cheeky Monkey   says:
i dont get it?
BattleCat says:
ok ill put a question mark next to it
Cheeky Monkey   says:
no write the qyu again
Cheeky Monkey   says:
qu*
BattleCat says:
How often to you masturbate on a weekly basis
Cheeky Monkey   says:
wat!!?!?!?!?!?!
shit man wat u doing!
BattleCat says:
answer the question
BattleCat says:
5 to 6?
BattleCat says:
times?
BattleCat says:
ok thats cool
Cheeky Monkey   says:
noooo, i dont!
BattleCat says:
next question
Cheeky Monkey   says:
sicko
Cheeky Monkey   says:
i bet ur makin up all these answers arent ya
BattleCat says:
how many times hav u regurgated off alcoholic substances]
Cheeky Monkey   says:
erm.only once  
(that does mean to be sick doesnt it?)
BattleCat says:
would you consider yourself a Chi bangin Hottie or just a meer girl
Cheeky Monkey   says:
wat the hell is a chi bangin hottie?
BattleCat says:
answer the question plz
Cheeky Monkey   says:
a meer girl!
BattleCat says:
do u give out regular head to anyone who wants it?
Cheeky Monkey   says:
will u explain the bloody question!
BattleCat says:
do u give out regular head to any person who wants head?
BattleCat says:
head = act of sex
Cheeky Monkey   says:
ooh, erm nope
BattleCat says:
so u will to any1 who asks nicey? cool
BattleCat says:
next question
Cheeky Monkey   says:
lol
BattleCat says:
how many times do u watch the free 10 minute previews on the porno channel?
Cheeky Monkey   says:
i dont have a porno channel
BattleCat says:
u dont? where do u lie? nebraska?
BattleCat says:
live*
Cheeky Monkey   says:
i dont have one
Cheeky Monkey   says:
and yes i obviously live in nebraska
BattleCat says:
ok next question...in your school years hav u ever engaged in mass orgy's in the female cubucles at lunch hour ?
BattleCat says:
almost every week without fail?
BattleCat says:
cool
Cheeky Monkey   says:
hahaha, where r these comin from?
BattleCat says:
ok that concludes my questions i will get back to you as soon as poss
BattleCat says:
peace nad funk
BattleCat says:
and*

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

I aint guna post the whole convo because it's my homie from the board, but I will post one thing he said:


Kurupt **** ****: DJ U Neek shits on Dre
DeeeeZZZZNuTz: Hahahahahhahahahahahah



I blocked out most his name, because he's my homie, and I dont want no trouble with him, but I had a long convorsation with him about how Dre is a dope producer (Which he seems not to think). Also he thinks Mel Man does all the work for Dre and that Dre just puts his name on it, and he basically says Dre is a shit producer, and that he takes credit for others work...

But that line alone just made me crack up...

[Nosak]

lol i like the "fat bitch " from sikotic ... dawm