Author Topic: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager  (Read 644 times)

Ebony Bree Caple

I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« on: January 16, 2021, 03:43:13 PM »
I'm officially homeless now but f that bitch

Expecting shi from me they don't expect of other residents

Skank all high n mighty "oh. I'm educated" type

She bout 30kg heavier but she not fit
They callin me anorexic

I'm tellin ya, BONeZ can throw

I had that skank on her ass in 3 second's and just wailed on her

She crying "Stop hitting me" 🤣

I let her off easy after I kneed her in the head

Probably kicked her ass for bout 3 minutes

Cops come all lenient

Let me chain smoke till paramedics come

Now I'm livin it up on the psych wards

Psycho!!!!
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Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2021, 12:41:58 AM »
sounds like a country song

Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2021, 12:44:14 AM »
sounds like a country song

Oh my darling
Oh my darling
I'll beat the piss outta youuuuuu
Just for talkin
Dumbass shit
I'll leave your ass green n blue
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Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2021, 04:39:25 PM »
So I've had a change of heart
I regretfully beat this piss Outta somebody
Abuse is never the answer unless it's self defence
They're not going to lay charges and they're considering me for another property because I have been such a good tenant
Life is confusing
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Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2021, 07:34:03 PM »
Update
Phuk Dat Bich
I wanna kick her azz again
I'm not allowed back in the program so now I'm ringing around to pubs and caravan Parks trying to find somewhere to live because there's no homeless shelter here
I wanna beat that skanks head into a bloody pulp
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SuperSpider

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2021, 08:40:39 AM »
^^^

This is what happens when you don't take your meds, folks
 

Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2021, 06:58:26 PM »
^^^

This is what happens when you don't take your meds, folks

I'm on a fortnightly injection of clopixol so I can't actually NOT take my meds
I won't have a whinge but I was getting phucked with so I phucked that bich up
I haven't seen the skank but they tell me she's battered and bruised
Every punch felt piss weak but she didn't even hit back
Just fell on her ass and copped it
That said
I've been abused and was unable to defend myself so I shouldn't boast
I haven't punched anyone in ten years and I don't work out so I'm surprised I overpowered her
Truth be told it felt good to kick ass for the 2-3 minutes it lasted
Thankfully I didn't stab her or I'd be communing with the God's from solitary right now instead of ranting on dubcnn
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Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2021, 10:58:03 AM »
For the record, this thread is fantasy. As in this never happened. Where the fuck is Okkra the idiot, he needs to delete this shit.
 

Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2021, 10:09:57 PM »
For the record, this thread is fantasy. As in this never happened. Where the fuck is Okkra the idiot, he needs to delete this shit.

I wish this thread was a fantasy. Then I wouldn't be homeless...... AGAIN
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Ebony Bree Caple

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2021, 02:35:24 AM »
Update hoebags and hoettes
I gotta a room in this fucked up joint
Shitty
I'm mean shitty
Shitty shitty shitty
But.......
There's this sexy fuck in the next room just got out and he's built and I'm gonna faint if he talks to me one more time 🤣🤣😂🤣
There's a psycho bitch who knows what I'm on about
There's a fuckwit that reminds me of Manson who thinks he's clever
There's a Rebel MC on the other side of me look like a psychopathic teddy bear said he'll tat me for free (wink wink)
And every body got issues
$400 a week for hamburgers and bills
I've already woken everybody up ranting about whores
Don't know how long it'll last but it's better than the street
Out
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Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2021, 05:55:56 PM »
What country is this fuckery goin on in? I’m guessing UK
 

Sccit

Re: I Beat The Piss Outta My Housing Manager
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2021, 06:17:04 PM »
What country is this fuckery goin on in? I’m guessing UK


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