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So I did my first porn movie
« on: May 14, 2003, 12:17:52 PM »
Oh man it was crazy.  I finally got a call back from the guys and I had a small part in a porno movie, and it was even with some girls.  It was actually midget porn, but I was the only regular sized person in it.  Well the movie was set on this ranch, and my scene was in this barn.  I was supposed to be like this ranch hand on this midget ranch.  So I am all dressed up like a cowboy, with a hat and boots and spurs and all, and I walk into this barn with a bail of hay on my shoulder.  When I walk in there are 3 midgets in there, 2 girls and 1 guy, and they are having a a 3some.  Both of the girls were wearing those leather pants with the asses cut out.  Damn these bitches were FINE! for being midgets.  Anyway I throw down the bail of hay, and strip down.  Then all I am wearing is my boots, spurs, cowboy hat, and a bandana over my mouth and nose like the old cowboy outlaws used to do during the day.  So I got to give it to one of the girls doggystyle, and the other girl then just took control of me.  I don't even know what she did!  It was fucking crazy, this midget bitch really knew how to work it.  But now I got like this rash all over my ass and balls from all the rolling and romping in the hay.
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2003, 12:20:59 PM »
lmao...congrats ur a porn star!!!!!

what bout that gay shit u were talkin about earlier...did ya hit him?

lol
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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2003, 12:22:40 PM »
lmao!!
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2003, 12:35:05 PM »
LMAO...midgets...wtf  8)
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2003, 12:37:35 PM »
LOL.  youz a sick fool.  props though on your porn moves.
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2003, 02:30:41 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MIDGET PORN HAHAHHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA DAMN MAN U A FUNNY MF LOL AHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2003, 02:37:46 PM »
r u serious? whens this shit gonna get released i wanna see, lol
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2003, 02:38:17 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MIDGET PORN HAHAHHAHA OH SHIT HAHAHA DAMN MAN U A FUNNY MF LOL AHHH SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
No shit.

HAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2003, 02:41:29 PM »
lol link? lol
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2003, 02:45:59 PM »
LMFAO!
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2003, 03:12:42 PM »
r u serious? whens this shit gonna get released i wanna see, lol
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2003, 03:39:15 PM »
wat the fuck is midget porn
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2003, 03:49:34 PM »
wat the fuck is midget porn

sex with midgets

damn, you're stupid :-X
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2003, 05:00:15 PM »
Hhaahahaha, we want more details..  ;D
 

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Re:So I did my first porn movie
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2003, 05:17:37 PM »
LOL. Good job man. Keep fucking the midgets, their pussies are in proportional size to your penis.  ;D