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Third AntiChrist

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Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« on: May 21, 2003, 08:55:21 PM »
Why do I get a boner everytime I see....

Kelly Clarkson open her mouth while she performs a song

man I would do anything to get head from her...she probably gives crazy head

I would kill 50 Iraqis ;D for a chance


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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2003, 09:28:44 PM »
You'd be dead before you even attempt to kill 1 Iraqi, so you would technically never get to enjoy the head  ;D
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Third AntiChrist

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2003, 09:37:53 PM »
Quote from: DaSchizophrenic1 on May 21, 2003, 09:28:44 PM
You'd be dead before you even attempt to kill 1 Iraqi, so you would technically never get to enjoy the head  ;D

lol I would do it how brave American soliders fight........fire a missile from 2,000 miles away ;D
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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2003, 09:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: DaSchizophrenic1 on May 21, 2003, 09:28:44 PM
You'd be dead before you even attempt to kill 1 Iraqi, so you would technically never get to enjoy the head  ;D

lol I would do it how brave American soliders fight........fire a missile from 2,000 miles away ;D

lol...then it's possible... unless an Iraqi ties a bomb around himself and pretends to be a reporter and travels 2000 miles to "interview" you.... then you're screwed
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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2003, 09:55:57 PM »
I'm waiting for when the damn terrorists get their shit together and start implanting bombs in peoples bodies...

Implanting a small pipe bomb in a limb or the abdomen could do wonders for a covert assassination attempt.
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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2003, 10:06:52 PM »
Quote from: 7-Figure on May 21, 2003, 09:55:57 PM
I'm waiting for when the damn terrorists get their shit together and start implanting bombs in peoples bodies...

Implanting a small pipe bomb in a limb or the abdomen could do wonders for a covert assassination attempt.

LOL
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Third AntiChrist

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2003, 10:10:30 PM »
Quote from: 7-Figure on May 21, 2003, 09:55:57 PM
I'm waiting for when the damn terrorists get their shit together and start implanting bombs in peoples bodies...

Implanting a small pipe bomb in a limb or the abdomen could do wonders for a covert assassination attempt.

The world is lucky I'm not a terrorist.......I would be a mastermind ;)
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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2003, 10:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:10:30 PM
....I would be a mastermind

Keywords: would b..... so in reality you're simply an idiot  ;D
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Third AntiChrist

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2003, 10:16:37 PM »
Quote from: DaSchizophrenic1 on May 21, 2003, 10:14:03 PM
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:10:30 PM
....I would be a mastermind

Keywords: would b..... so in reality you're simply an idiot  ;D

I would be a terrorist mastermind...........is what I meant

its not like I'm thinking about setting up terrorist attacks right now
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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2003, 10:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:16:37 PM

I would be a terrorist mastermind...........is what I meant

I'm thinking about setting up terrorist attacks right now

HOLY SHIT!  :o  :o  :o  I HOPE YOU GET BUSTED YOU SICKMINDED BASTARD!
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Third AntiChrist

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2003, 10:25:58 PM »
Quote from: DaSchizophrenic1 on May 21, 2003, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:16:37 PM

I would be a terrorist mastermind...........is what I meant

I'm thinking about setting up terrorist attacks right now

HOLY SHIT!  :o  :o  :o  I HOPE YOU CAN BUST A NUT IN MY FACE!

Sure
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DaSchizophrenic1

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2003, 10:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:25:58 PM
Quote from: DaSchizophrenic1 on May 21, 2003, 10:20:20 PM
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 10:16:37 PM

I would be a terrorist mastermind...........is what I meant

I'm thinking about setting up terrorist attacks right now

HOLY SHIT!  :o  :o  :o  Someone should a shove a fuckin dildo up your ass

MMMMMM yummy  :P

You're gay
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Jome

Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2003, 11:38:02 PM »
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 08:55:21 PM
Why do I get a boner everytime I see....

Kelly Clarkson open her mouth while she performs a song



Who ??
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PeanutButter

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Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2003, 06:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Pharoahe Jome on May 21, 2003, 11:38:02 PM
Quote from: Third AntiChrist on May 21, 2003, 08:55:21 PM
Why do I get a boner everytime I see....

Kelly Clarkson open her mouth while she performs a song



Who ??

Hehe... yeah who is she?!
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mrtonguetwista

Re:Why do I get a boner everytime I see....
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2003, 08:07:10 AM »
She won the first American Idol
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