Author Topic: Do not go camping with Alcohol and weed (Read 123 times)

Ro J. Simpson · « **on:** August 19, 2001, 05:15:17 PM »

yo man i just gotta say do not plan a camping trip with these 2 things..i tell ya bad shit happened wen we did it

damn

it all started 2 fridays ago..id just got paid..lots of money every1 was up for doin somethin...proceeded to buy an ounce...2 24 crates...a huge pack of steak burgers, stole a portable BBQ from my mans house and found a spot

proceeded to get the fire goin..a bit too much...fo real, the flames were as high as the room ur sittin in...they started to get bigger...so we managed to calm it down

to cut a long story short..we ransacked an office on a building site..tried to joyride a JCB..stole a petrol powered hedge trimmer..some plants...some giant chesspieces...smashed *correct exactly* 57 plantpots in a skool..stole 2000 lightbulbs...dug a hole in the field..a;so we tried to lead a cow into this village centre and tie it to some1's doorstep
but it wasnt havin any of it LOL
so we headed back..bared our asses to all the people in this guest house...stole life size wood character statues of the lion king, laid out on a road for a half hour..tried to set a wheat fied on fire...smashed some more shit...then went to sleep

on of my mans fell asleep on a field
so we covered him in daisy's from head to toe...woke up...freaked...ran into where we were pitched yellin shit, shit, wat the fuck, im trippin, help...so we all collectively mashed on his ass...that shut him up..cos he was hollarin like a hoe gettin taught how to fuck by a horse,

we packed up and left next mornin along the road of our path of destruction collectively we stole hundreds of punds worth of shit, wrecked loads of shit and never and still havent been caught

T_PETE_2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2001, 07:26:37 PM »

sounds like you had a action packed weekend. I guess your lucky the cops werent around, but they cant be everywhere. The day you cant go camping without the cops around will be a cold day in hell. Anyway, write a book on that shit man, make some money. I'd buy it...

Top-Dogg2001 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2001, 08:01:38 AM »

Dang, yall live wild. I couldn't imagine myself doing something like that in a million years.

Doggystylin · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2001, 03:52:43 AM »

I smell like beer tonight . i smell pizza too. i also feel a little sick.

Tanjential · « **Reply #4 on:** August 24, 2001, 11:41:52 PM »

man,i used to be like that when i was 13,that shit is fun.If you had an explosion at the end of that shit you coulda made an action/comedy out of that shit.sounds fun.peace-Tanjint