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Don Seer

FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« on: May 31, 2001, 03:55:05 PM »
Ok.. time to kick this shit off with a nice rant

I HATE FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!

what i mean is... WHY when i'm walking through town, past a shop or whatever. There are FUCKING dithering you're walking along in the crowd.. get stuck behind one.. and BAMMM they STOP! and they stand there.. like they're in a time warp... sometimes they go one way... sometimes another!

MOVE YOU STUPID OLD CUNTS

p.s.. Why are there more old women than old men?
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Sub_Z_Row

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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2001, 04:54:56 PM »
cuz men have a shorter life expectancy
oooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr all the old women sit on top of buildings and houses and shit and snipe the old guys.......just a thought
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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2001, 07:37:03 PM »
I was in my friends grandparents car, and his grandma was driving like 5 miles and the grandpa was like "Margret...I think you're driving to fast"...


Fucking slow ass geezers...
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2001, 09:16:19 PM »
aaahahahahahhahahahahaha
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2001, 10:25:09 PM »
LOL thats some funny shit
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HHH

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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2001, 07:45:27 AM »
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN OVERSEER CUZ ERE IN SUNNY OXFORD WE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.
ITS MOSTLY STUDENTS AND FUCKIN TOURISTS. THE TOURISTS ARE THE WORST CUZ THEY HAVE CAMERAS STUCK TO THEIR EYEZ TAKIN PICS OF ALL THE INTERESTING BUILDINGS/UNIS AND DONT BOTHER TO LOOK WHERE THEY ARE WALKING
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...................................... >:(
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2001, 11:37:53 AM »
sometimes old people are cool tho in a funny, senile kinda way....

for instance...have any of my uk peeps seen that advert (i forget what its for) where the family is sat round the table and the young kid says "hey dad pass the gravy" and his senile old grandma says "hes not your'e dad, we never knew who your dad was"

thats some funny shit....
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2001, 11:48:41 AM »
YEAH, IVE SEEN THAT  ;D

IT IS QUITE FUNNY !!
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2001, 12:54:38 PM »
You'll be old one day!
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2001, 01:50:44 PM »
true true


but there is always euthinasia if ol crem dogg is losing his mind.....

lol
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Don Seer

Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2001, 03:13:59 PM »

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You'll be old one day!


yup and i'll be pushing n shoving all the oldies out the way
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2001, 01:00:11 AM »
I remember my dad was drivin behind a old man and we were wonderin ehy the fool stopped movin. He was bumpin the horn gettin all pissed off that the old guy. My dad was so mad he was gonna give the old guy a piece of his mind.

Turns out the old geezer had a stroke and was in shock. He died too. I know I sound sick but it was funny as hell.
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2001, 12:28:03 PM »
I hate old people because they always fuckin need rogaine and shit like that..... And They like bump into you with fuccin wheelchairs......
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Re: FUCKING OLD PEOPLE!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2001, 12:36:04 PM »
Man Why Do You Bring Ancient Topics Up That Aint Been Posted In For Ages. Anyway I Hate Old Peeps Aswell, Though My Mate Gets Real Sick When We We Go On The Bus Down Town Somewhere And One Time He Got Of And As Soon As He Stept Off The Bus He Was Sick All Over The Pavement (Sidewalk To You In USA) And There Was This Old Woman Who Had Got CCaught In The Blast, So To Speak, And She Had It From Her Waist Down, My Mate Was Like Sorry Old Person But I Was Pissing Myself. She Got Her Little Trolley Thingy And Walked Off.
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