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HBKid_Jr

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Some ethnic jokes
« on: July 31, 2001, 08:05:09 PM »
Sorry if i offend ne1

1.What is the Cuban National anthem:  Row Row Row your Boat

2.  What do you call a puerto rican with $10:  A theif

3.  How do Chinese people decide there childrens names:  They throw silver wear on the floor an what ever noise it makes,  ching chong

ill make fun of myself so yall dont think im racist

4.  How do u stop a polish tank:  Shoot the man pushing it

5.  How did Germany take over Poland in 28 days:  they marched in backwards an the polish thought they were leaving

6.  How do u get a one armed polish guy hanging from a tree down:  Wave at him

7.  Did you hear about the two polish boys that drowned?  Yea there dad wanted a watery grave an they drowned diggin it

8.  this one is long,  Theres a italian, Jewish, an polish construction worker.  its on they lunch break an the italian guy opens up his lunch box an it is a meatball hero,  he says ive been gettin this everyday for 20 years,  if i get this 2morrow im goin jump off this building.  The jewish opens up his an its pastraumi,  he says ive been gettin this everyday for 20 years if i get this 2morrow im goin jump off this building.  The polish guy opens up his an it is kabasi,  he says ive been gettin this everyday for 20 years if i get this 2morrow im goin jump off this building.  2morrow comes the italian guy opens up his lunchbox an it is a meatball hero an jumps off the building.  The jewish guy opens up his an it is pastraumi an he jumps off the building.  The polish guy opens up his an it is kabasi so he jumps off the building.  At the funeral the italian wife tells the priest all he had to do was say he was tired of meatball heros.  The jewish wife said the same thing to the jewish priest.  The polish wife told the polish priest,  I just dont understand it,  he made his own lunch.
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2001, 08:38:46 PM »
Number 1 and 3 were cold. LMAO!!!!!
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2001, 09:26:15 PM »
wha u call an abbo in a freezer -  stiff shyt

i cant think of any more at tha moment
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2001, 09:53:28 PM »
Q: What do you call 2 black dudes in a sleeping bag?
A: Twix

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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2001, 09:59:39 PM »
lol funny shit man.. thanx for tha jokes
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2001, 12:25:53 AM »
LMMFAO @ twix
n LMMFAO at us dissen our own races
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2001, 12:32:54 AM »
HAHAHAHHAAH WTF??? HAHA fuk man the jokes r AWSOME!1! thanx!

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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2001, 01:03:39 AM »
LMAO....there were some funny jokes...I had  heard the last one except it was the englishamn, irishman and scotsman and the irishman is the one who jumps off cause he makes his own sandwiches
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2001, 07:03:29 AM »
What do u do if an eithopian is drowning?

Throw a polo mint in

Why did the romans have straight roads?

So pacis couldent build corner shops on it.

What do u call a handsome Paci?

AsIf
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2001, 08:08:21 AM »
what do you do if a paki is drowning?

take your foot off his head.
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2001, 11:46:00 AM »
Q: What do you call two black guys fucking a white girl?

A: Oreo
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2001, 11:52:25 AM »
LOL...
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2001, 10:48:33 AM »
that some funny shit... cant think of any more now i havent slept for a long time.im talkin days
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2001, 03:08:59 AM »
;D
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Re: Some ethnic jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2001, 02:31:39 PM »
A classic Pakistani joke, adapted for the annoyance of a Canadian friend:

What do you do when you see fifty dead canucks?
Stop laughing and reload.

A Canadian joke made up right here(so it might be shit)by me!:

Why did the dumb Kraut get her Canuck husband a shoe?

Cause he replied, when she asked him in German..."What are you talkin aboot?"

"Never poke fun at a nigga, a spick, or a wog, or a kraut...and never...*Palin screams*"-A Monty Python song...

"There's a chink in my armour!"
"Dead cunning, these Chinese..."
-The Goons

"When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion!"-Southpark

Damn, but I miss that chick...
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