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Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own risk
« on: July 26, 2001, 11:09:57 AM »
Some are funny and some are offensive. Don't get mad at me if you get offended cause

1) I didn't write them
2) It says enter at your own risk in the topic




Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.

Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?
A. Your ass kicked.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your ex girlfriend backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.

Q: Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
A: So she could moan with the other one

Q: How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes 15 to write a paper entitled "coping with darkness".

Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen?
A: Shoot the bitch, she's getting away

Q: What does WIFE stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Fucking Etc

Q: What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Q: How do you know if your roommate is gay?
A: His dick tastes like shit.

Q: What is the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
A: The wheelchair.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection ?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Q. what do u call a gay dinsaur??
A. megasoreass

Q. what do u call a lesbian dinosaur??
A. lickalotapuss


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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2001, 11:17:19 AM »
You have enlightened my day:

funniest ones:

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.


Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.



Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen?
A: Shoot the bitch, she's getting away


To name but a few/

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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2001, 11:36:50 AM »
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Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.

Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What do you do if your wife strays 10 feet from the kitchen?
A: Shoot the bitch, she's getting away

Q: What does WIFE stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Fucking Etc

Q: What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
A: You can negotiate with the terrorist.


Those were the funniest IMO
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2001, 12:05:40 PM »
lol funny shit... thanks for tha jokes
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2001, 12:39:32 PM »
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



That one had me floored. :D
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2001, 06:18:55 PM »
The mike jackson one and the one about the vegetable
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2001, 06:25:32 PM »
hahahahaha theyre fuckin funny lol
espesh tha 1's bout women lol hahahaha i was wettin maself lol
haha thanx fo makin ma day lol
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2001, 07:30:19 PM »

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hahahahaha theyre fuckin funny lol
espesh tha 1's bout women lol hahahaha i was wettin maself lol
haha thanx fo makin ma day lol


so they got you horny huh

by the way i agree the michael jackson one and the wheelchair ones were the funniest and most fucked up :D
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Re: Rude & Disgusting Jokes. Enter at your own ris
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2001, 07:49:17 PM »
LOL micheal jackson one is my fav.
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