Heres a Joke about Little Johnny...

[Sikotic™]

One day Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind it.

He comes to a whore house and knocks on the door.
The madam answered the door and asked him what he wanted. He said, "I want what you are selling inside and I have the money to pay for it and I'm not leaving until I get it."

Seeing he was serious, the madam let him in. Once he got in she said, "Pick the girl you like."

Little Johnny asked her, "Does any of them have a disease?" The madam, of course, says no.

Little Johnny thinks for a moment and remembers that all of his dad's friends were saying after they had slept with Mable, they had to get a shot from the hospital. Little Johnny asks for Mable. The madam shows him the room and Little Johnny goes there still dragging the flattened frog behind him.

10 minutes later he comes down, pays the madam, gets him wagon, ties the frog to it, and begins to leave. The madam stops him.

"Why did you pick the only girl I have who has a disease?"

Little Johnny says, "Well, if you must know, tonight when i get home my mom and dad will be going to a restaurant and I will sleep witht he babysitter and give her the disease. Then my dad will bring her home and sleep with her and he will get it. When he gets home he will sleep with my mother and she will get it. Then , tommorrow, the milk man will come, my mother will sleep with him and give him the disease, and THAT is the son-of-a-bitch that ran over my FROG!!!"

[.:N-Imy:.]

LMFAO!!!!!!  

Let me be the first to say that that was some very funny shit.

p.s - the other s will be here soon to drop of a comment about how funny it was. Just wait and see.

[Flurry]

HAHAHAHA lil johnnys out 2 fuck wit da muthafuckin milkman lol

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Oh no!!! I slept with Johnnys mom!!! SHIT...

[Doggystylin]

damn, Johnny is a hardcore muthafucka, lol

[Sikotic™]

Well I did change the name of the person who really is lil Johnny. His identity will remain unknown.........oh I know what y'all are thinking huh, you think I'm Johnny!!! Well FUCK YOU!

[.:N-Imy:.]

Well I did change the name of the person who really is lil Johnny. His identity will remain unknown.........oh I know what y'all are thinking huh, you think I'm Johnny!!! Well FUCK YOU!

Hey I didn't think you were Johhny but seeing as how you mentioned it. R u?

[Sikotic™]

My attorneys told me not to comment on the situation.

[.:N-Imy:.]

My attorneys told me not to comment on the situation.

Isn't that wot they tell you on every question you are asked? Why pay them for that when you could do that yourself. YOu are practically paying people to tell you to shut up but they say it in a nicer way.

[Sikotic™]

LOL!!! Well thats their job, to talk while you look and act innocent.

[CodeCaine]

that shit wuz funny

[.:N-Imy:.]

LOL!!! Well thats their job, to talk while you look and act innocent.

yeah but I mean when you getting questioned by the police intheir beat-up box (the room with the glass you can't see through yet other police officers can on the other side and have a good laugh while the police officer beats you up until your lawyer get's their. hense the name "The Beat-Up Box"). But when your lawyer in the "beat-up" box and the cops asking you questions he just whispers to you that you don't have to answer that question. Well considering you have just heard the question and probably don't wanna answer it anywayz why pay that rich motherfucka to tell you that when infact you already know that.

[AlerG]

hahaha that shit is funny, when i have the time ill write my little johnny joke, peace.