I turned my new bike tire into a taco yesterday!

[So Much Style]

This Fucking sucks, i ruined my brand new bike yesterday, i have had it for like a week, i got it at wal mart cause some dude told me wal mart got some dope mountain bikes, so yesterday we were riding down some steep ass shit, and we come up to this little dry creek then this big ass jump and i jump it and go fucking far, and i land with my front tire sideways and i fall to the side but fucking bent the rim up into a taco shape!  this is a first for me, but this fucking sucks cause the bike was brand new, we are gonna take it back today and say that i was going slow down a hill and it malfunctuned or somethin....try to get our money back...you think they will let me"?

[Flurry]

hahahahaha im sorry but hahahahahahaha i can imagine u doin dat lol. er......yeh ok so u was jus goin slow down sum hill n it malfunctioned and er... started 2 steer itself directly in2 a....tree.der ya go very beleivable lol,good luck
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[Sikotic™]

Make up somethin real good. Cause I remember we bought this $600 outdoor glasstop table from Home Depot. It was a windy night and for some retarded reason my dad left the umbrella on the table up. We heard this crash and the wind picked up the table and shattered the table top. (keep in mind this was 6 months after we bought the table)

My dad called Home Depot and said when he got the table in a box and when we opened it up everything was shattered. He told them we bought it 2 weeks ago instead of 6 months. He had the reciept and we traded it in for a new table.

If my bike got fucked up I would fuck up the tires like they exploded or something. Then talk to the Wal-Mart manager and tell them the tire blew up and you wrecked it. You better have the receipt to or else.

[DreSnoop00]

damn man that sux wit ur bike hahah lol... sorry but i could imagine that shit happenin

[So Much Style]

imma take it back soon, i got the recite and shit so i hope it works

[Mr_Loc]

say a Walmart truck swerved onto the sidewalk and ran your shit over  

[Tecknine]

Yo i did that today with a paintball gun...I didnt like the one i had so i took it apart and fucked it up on purpose.than brought it back with the receipt and got a different one.lol

[So Much Style]

ahah! i got a new bike....that was fucking embarrasing walking thru the store holding it up having everyone be like what the fuck did he do to the bike, but we got it, the manager was in disbelief liek "are you sure you didnt throw it off a building" and shit.....but we got a better one, i had to pay $20 more cause th eone i traded for it cost more, but thats alright

[Doggystylin]

LOL!!!  hahhhaha, thats cool that you got a new bike  

[So Much Style]

oh lol i would like to ad that my pedal already had a broken reflector light (no big deal) and my seat in the back had a small microscopic tear...if that matters, so i got all new shit

[DreSnoop00]

LOL .... everyone was pobably giving u a ghetto look huh?? they be like "whos this wit tha ghetto ass bike"
lol .. thas cool tho u got tha new bike tho...

[Sikotic™]

LOL! Yeah that kinda shit you can always take back. When theres a will theres a way. Either the manager will be a nice guy and make it easier on himself and you or be a prick and be mean about it. Then you gotta act a fool to get what you want like a brat. Its still works tho.

[Don Jacob]

i remember when we use to be poor we'd go out every sunday for dinner to some facy resturaunt we'd get our grub on then after we were full we'd have my mom or somthin pull out one of her hairs and put it in the food and she'd put on a big scence and storm out of the resturaunt saying "i'm not paying for people to put hair in my food" and we'd eat for free  

[bez]

That sly that kidda at least u didnt get hurt though cos that would of been pure takin the piss.

[bez]

U got a new 1 u lucky twat.  Well in kidda.