Author Topic: Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured  (Read 99 times)

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I found these mildy amusing. For those who don't know, our funny little friend is safe and sound.

10. "Okay, Iraq didn't win the war. It was a tie"

9. "Iraq's weapons scientists were secretly developing our own Hulk"

8. "Tariq Aziz had Botox"

7. "Saddam Hussein's not the innocent angel everyone thinks he is"

6. "Dr. Germ looks really hot when she's synthesizing VX gas"

5. "You picked the right guy for the 'Queen of Clubs,' if you know what I mean"

4. "Howard Dean will win the 2004 election"

3. "Uday Hussein's birth name -- Gary"

2. "I've been offered a job as editor of 'The New York Times'"

1. "The rumors are true -- I'm dating Ashton Kutcher"

 

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The funniest one was #4, lol.
 

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#10 and #2 were the funniest

Honourable mention goes to #4 and #1
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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I liked 9 and 3. It's clear that it's an American joke, of course. Apart from the Dean, Kutcher and Hulk references, there was no joke about Nasser Hussein being in his family.