Funniest AIM Convo EVER!!..Me talkin to this one girl (LONG CONVO..but worth rea

[Uneek Nicca]

This is one the one where I'm talkin to my friend..tellin him whats going on....Cuz the plan was for use to just go into a room..and mess wit any random girl....

Ya Boi Sh0n [10:13 PM]: ay.whut was the girls name??
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: um
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: pretty chick
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: 113
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: 114
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: sumthin
bluntspade [10:15 PM]: 114
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:15 PM]: knaw..that wasn't it
bluntspade [10:16 PM]: pretty chick 114
bluntspade [10:16 PM]: Pretty chick 114
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:17 PM]: iight..i got her..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:17 PM]: was u talkin to her?
bluntspade [10:17 PM]: lol hell naw
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:17 PM]: lol..yea right
bluntspade [10:17 PM]: she aint trynna answer back
bluntspade [10:17 PM]: so fuck that penis trick
bluntspade [10:17 PM]: type it in her screen
bluntspade [10:17 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:16 PM]: so um...whut was we talkin bout?
Pretty chick 114 [10:17 PM]: somrthing about fuckin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: oh..yea..like i was sayin..can i beat dem cakes ma?
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:18 PM]: nah
bluntspade [10:18 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:18 PM]: i dont even no u
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:19 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:19 PM]: aint i talkin to u right now?
bluntspade [10:19 PM]: be lyke, you got more buns than the bakery, and i'm hungry as shit
bluntspade [10:19 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:19 PM]: shit i'll say that shit if you aint lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:19 PM]: i will
bluntspade [10:20 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: but um..did u already say it to her??
bluntspade [10:20 PM]: naw bluntspade [10:20 PM]: she aint even talkin to me
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:20 PM]: i no but talkin about like y would i give it up 2 u
bluntspade [10:20 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:21 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: cuz..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: I'm SHON
bluntspade [10:21 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:21 PM]: be lyke "this aint the first time you've givin it up to me"
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:21 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:21 PM]: this aint the first time you've givin it up to me
bluntspade [10:22 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:21 PM]: ok but u probably 1 of them boys that hit and leave
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: Knaw..not me
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:22 PM]: ok thats what u say
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:23 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: 4 real
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:23 PM]: so um...what about now?
bluntspade [10:23 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:24 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:24 PM]: what about now what
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:24 PM]: can i hit it now...since we jus talked
bluntspade [10:24 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:25 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:24 PM]: u fuckin crazy
Pretty chick 114 [10:25 PM]: we talk like 4 a like 20 min
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:25 PM]: dang..how long it take 30 minutes?!!!
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:26 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:26 PM]: nah like 5 months u think im hoe
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:26 PM]: knaw..u aint gotta be a hoe to fuck wit one dude
bluntspade [10:26 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:27 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:27 PM]: yes u do if u do it like in 30 min
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:28 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:27 PM]: well um,.wit me..it's ok
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:28 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:28 PM]: ok what eva
bluntspade [10:28 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:28 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:28 PM]: whuteva??..knaw 4 real
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:29 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:29 PM]: so um..u say u a virgin..but um..have u eva given head?
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:30 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:30 PM]: u fuckin crazy hell no
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:31 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:31 PM]: ::singin ludacrisLL...say she's neva done it..she said she neva tried..she sittin the tellin a muthafuckin lie
bluntspade [10:31 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:31 PM]: she hasn't done anything
bluntspade [10:32 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:32 PM]: hahaha
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:34 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:33 PM]: lol...knaw
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:33 PM]: so..um...31 mins pass yet??
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:34 PM]: i cant wait 5 months
bluntspade [10:35 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:35 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:34 PM]: then thats just 2 bad cause i am no a hoe
Pretty chick 114 [10:34 PM]: not
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:34 PM]: trust me.. u dont got to be a hoe..if u only fuckin one dude
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:35 PM]: lol..young I'm trippin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:35 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:35 PM]: aight thats what u say
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:36 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:35 PM]: yea..but um..do u believe me
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:36 PM]: <<---one bored nigga
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:37 PM]: LMAO!!!! my dads girl sittin here tryin sing...sounding like she swallowed a bunch salt b4 she starting singin
bluntspade [10:37 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:37 PM]: the fuck
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:38 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:36 PM]: not really
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:37 PM]: y not?
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:38 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:38 PM]: well um...u said i have to know u 4 atleast 5 months to hit it right....what about for gettin head?
bluntspade [10:39 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:39 PM]: (claudio..hope u payin attention..this is how u turn this good girls into freaks..)
bluntspade [10:40 PM]: bitch, i don't need advise homie, i'm strait
bluntspade [10:40 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:40 PM]: lol..
bluntspade [10:40 PM]: but it's funny as shit watchin you
bluntspade [10:40 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:40 PM]: try'n help u out
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:40 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:40 PM]: fuck u i do give head
bluntspade [10:41 PM]: the hell
bluntspade [10:41 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:41 PM]: full conversion shon
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: dayum..y u trippin..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: u neva heard the expression try errthing atleast once...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: u might like it
bluntspade [10:42 PM]: hahaah
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:44 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:43 PM]: hell no i wont it mad nasty suckin on some ones dick and they cum in your face nah thats aight
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: knaw..i wont cum on ya face...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: on ya titty's
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: the face is direspectful
bluntspade [10:44 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:43 PM]: i will be back
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:44 PM]: iight..u sure?
Pretty chick 114 [10:45 PM]: im back what was u sayin
bluntspade [10:46 PM]: lol he said disrespectful
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: um..about nuttin on ya face...

bluntspade [10:46 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:46 PM]: i wont do that
Pretty chick 114 [10:46 PM]: i will not give u head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: damn!!!.
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: i got blue balls...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: help me!!!
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: u no that shyt can kill a dude..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: having blue balls for too long
bluntspade [10:48 PM]: hahahaha
bluntspade [10:48 PM]: hahahaha
bluntspade [10:48 PM]: hahaha
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:48 PM]: this shyt is a classic
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:48 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:49 PM]: print it out
bluntspade [10:49 PM]: lol
bluntspade [10:49 PM]: psyche
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:50 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:47 PM]: no u bugin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:48 PM]: knaw i'm not...i'm jus try'n see what's up
Pretty chick 114 [10:49 PM]: well nothing cause i dont do that
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:49 PM]: iight...
bluntspade [10:50 PM]: blue balls
bluntspade [10:50 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:50 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:50 PM]: whut about um....beatin my meat for me...
Pretty chick 114 [10:50 PM]: nope
bluntspade [10:51 PM]: hahaha
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:52 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:51 PM]: what about givin me head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:51 PM]: ummm...knaw...i'd give u head support wit my hand..while I'm lettin u boob up and down..while u suckin my dick tho
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:52 PM]: x-picit
bluntspade [10:52 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:53 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:52 PM]: nope fuck that
Pretty chick 114 [10:52 PM]: i aight givin u head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:53 PM]: dayum...dont u know the famous line...'ladies first?'
bluntspade [10:54 PM]: haha
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:54 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:53 PM]: i do but i wont give u head
bluntspade [10:54 PM]: she knows now
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:54 PM]: so ummm...back to the beatin the cakes...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: how long?
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:55 PM]: 5 months
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: dayum...y u be lying??
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: jus a minute ago u said something like 5 minutes..or seconds (one of those)
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:56 PM]: <<--LMAO..YOUNG I'M BOUT TO DIE
bluntspade [10:56 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:56 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:56 PM]: no boo u got it all wrong i said 5 moths dont be tryin to change the story
bluntspade [10:57 PM]: be lyke "bitch, you the one makin them books"
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:58 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [10:58 PM]: so um..y u fakin?
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:00 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [10:59 PM]: i not doin anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:00 PM]: i know...AND that the problem
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: thats*
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:01 PM]: i no
bluntspade [11:01 PM]: lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: so um..dont make it a problem..turn it into a solution
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:02 PM]: young wtf am i talkin about??
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:02 PM]: lol
bluntspade [11:02 PM]: you stay lunchin
bluntspade [11:02 PM]: trynna hit i see
bluntspade [11:02 PM]: lol
bluntspade [11:02 PM]: i'm payin attention lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:03 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:02 PM]: the solution is im not doin anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:02 PM]: u eva heard the term..."Knowledge is Key"??
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:04 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:03 PM]: y?
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:04 PM]: cuz...brains is also known as giving knowledge..and if u give me brains..that'll be the key to the solution about u not doing nothin
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:04 PM]: damn I'm not makin sense..lol
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:04 PM]: but um,..it's workin..
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:05 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:04 PM]: nope i refuse to get u head
Pretty chick 114 [11:05 PM]: or anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:05 PM]: dang y u usin big words like refuse and stuff??
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:05 PM]: lmao
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:05 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:05 PM]: yup
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:12 PM]: Ya Boi Sh0n [11:08 PM]: so um...
Pretty chick 114 [11:08 PM]: u got some nerves sayin that u want me to give u head and u wont give it to me
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:09 PM]: didn't ya parents eva tell u...share??
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:12 PM]: Pretty chick 114 [11:09 PM]: yup but i want it first
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:10 PM]: :::thinkin::::
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HE LEFY BY THEN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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This is the convo wit me and the girl....(the direct convo)
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:16 PM]: my fault
Pretty chick 114 [10:16 PM]: aight
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:16 PM]: i got disconnected ..somebody called
Pretty chick 114 [10:16 PM]: oh
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:16 PM]: so um...whut was we talkin bout?
Pretty chick 114 [10:17 PM]: somrthing about fuckin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:18 PM]: oh..yea..like i was sayin..can i beat dem cakes ma?
Pretty chick 114 [10:18 PM]: nah
Pretty chick 114 [10:18 PM]: i dont even no u
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:19 PM]: aint i talkin to u right now?
Pretty chick 114 [10:20 PM]: i no but talkin about like y would i give it up 2 u
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: cuz..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:20 PM]: I'm SHON
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:21 PM]: this aint the first time you've givin it up to me
Pretty chick 114 [10:21 PM]: ok but u probably 1 of them boys that hit and leave
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: Knaw..not me
Pretty chick 114 [10:22 PM]: ok thats what u say
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:22 PM]: 4 real
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:23 PM]: so um...what about now?
Pretty chick 114 [10:24 PM]: what about now what
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:24 PM]: can i hit it now...since we jus talked
Pretty chick 114 [10:24 PM]: u fuckin crazy
Pretty chick 114 [10:25 PM]: we talk like 4 a like 20 min
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:25 PM]: dang..how long it take 30 minutes?!!!
Pretty chick 114 [10:26 PM]: nah like 5 months u think im hoe
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:26 PM]: knaw..u aint gotta be a hoe to fuck wit one dude
Pretty chick 114 [10:27 PM]: yes u do if u do it like in 30 min
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:27 PM]: well um,.wit me..it's ok
Pretty chick 114 [10:28 PM]: ok what eva
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:28 PM]: whuteva??..knaw 4 real
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:29 PM]: so um..u say u a virgin..but um..have u eva given head?
Pretty chick 114 [10:30 PM]: u fuckin crazy hell no
Pretty chick 114 [10:31 PM]: u givin head before 2 a girl
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:31 PM]: ::singin ludacrisLL...say she's neva done it..she said she neva tried..she sittin the tellin a muthafuckin lie
Pretty chick 114 [10:31 PM]: u think im lie u gotta be crazy
Pretty chick 114 [10:32 PM]: liein
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:33 PM]: lol...knaw
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:33 PM]: so..um...31 mins pass yet??
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:34 PM]: i cant wait 5 months
Pretty chick 114 [10:34 PM]: then thats just 2 bad cause i am no a hoe
Pretty chick 114 [10:34 PM]: not
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:34 PM]: trust me.. u dont got to be a hoe..if u only fuckin one dude Pretty chick 114 [10:35 PM]: aight thats what u say
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:35 PM]: yea..but um..do u believe me
Pretty chick 114 [10:36 PM]: not really
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:37 PM]: y not?
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:38 PM]: well um...u said i have to know u 4 atleast 5 months to hit it right....what about for gettin head?

Pretty chick 114 [10:40 PM]: fuck u i do give head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: dayum..y u trippin..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: u neva heard the expression try errthing atleast once...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:41 PM]: u might like it
Pretty chick 114 [10:43 PM]: hell no i wont it mad nasty suckin on some ones dick and they cum in your face nah thats aight
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: knaw..i wont cum on ya face...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: on ya titty's
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:43 PM]: the face is direspectful
Pretty chick 114 [10:43 PM]: i will be back
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:44 PM]: iight..u sure?
Pretty chick 114 [10:45 PM]: im back what was u sayin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: um..about nuttin on ya face...
Pretty chick 114 [10:46 PM]: i wont do that
Pretty chick 114 [10:46 PM]: i will not give u head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: damn!!!.
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: i got blue balls...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:46 PM]: help me!!! Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: u no that shyt can kill a dude..
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:47 PM]: having blue balls for too long
Pretty chick 114 [10:47 PM]: no u bugin
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:48 PM]: knaw i'm not...i'm jus try'n see what's up
Pretty chick 114 [10:49 PM]: well nothing cause i dont do that
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:49 PM]: iight...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:50 PM]: whut about um....beatin my meat for me...
Pretty chick 114 [10:50 PM]: nope
Pretty chick 114 [10:51 PM]: what about givin me head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:51 PM]: ummm...knaw...i'd give u head support wit my hand..while I'm lettin u boob up and down..while u suckin my dick tho
Pretty chick 114 [10:52 PM]: nope fuck that
Pretty chick 114 [10:52 PM]: i aight givin u head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:53 PM]: dayum...dont u know the famous line...'ladies first?'
Pretty chick 114 [10:53 PM]: i do but i wont give u head
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:54 PM]: so ummm...back to the beatin the cakes...
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: how long?
Pretty chick 114 [10:55 PM]: 5 months
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: dayum...y u be lying??
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:55 PM]: jus a minute ago u said something like 5 minutes..or seconds (one of those)
Pretty chick 114 [10:56 PM]: no boo u got it all wrong i said 5 moths dont be tryin to change the story
Ya Boi Sh0n [10:58 PM]: so um..y u fakin?
Pretty chick 114 [10:59 PM]: i not doin anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:00 PM]: i know...AND that the problem
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: thats*
Pretty chick 114 [11:01 PM]: i no Ya Boi Sh0n [11:01 PM]: so um..dont make it a problem..turn it into a solution
Pretty chick 114 [11:02 PM]: the solution is im not doin anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:02 PM]: u eva heard the term..."Knowledge is Key"??
Pretty chick 114 [11:03 PM]: y?
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:04 PM]: cuz...brains is also known as giving knowledge..and if u give me brains..that'll be the key to the solution about u not doing nothin
Pretty chick 114 [11:04 PM]: nope i refuse to get u head
Pretty chick 114 [11:05 PM]: or anything
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:05 PM]: dang y u usin big words like refuse and stuff??
Pretty chick 114 [11:05 PM]: yup
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:08 PM]: so um...
Pretty chick 114 [11:08 PM]: u got some nerves sayin that u want me to give u head and u wont give it to me
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:09 PM]: didn't ya parents eva tell u...share??
Pretty chick 114 [11:09 PM]: yup but i want it first
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:10 PM]: :::thinkin::::
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:10 PM]: how bout um.....u do me first..
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:11 PM]: u eva heard the term..test the product?
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:11 PM]: like tryin on clothes
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:11 PM]: say i dont like the way u do it...
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:11 PM]: yi mean??..i might get cheated
Ya Boi Sh0n [11:15 PM]: hello
<<<<<<<<<DAMN,SHE DIPPED OUT ON ME:::::::::

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