Author Topic: Black & White Comedians  (Read 166 times)

Don Breezio

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Black & White Comedians
« on: July 10, 2003, 06:09:21 PM »
ok this has been on my mind for a long time...i love stand up comedy...and i think some of the funniest comics are black comics...they make fun of white people and its funny...im white and for some reason its still funny to me...but i always wondered why it was okay for a black comic to make fun of white people and have it be funny but if a white comic made fun of black people it is racist? why is it so different?
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2003, 06:16:19 PM »
i would make fun of tha mayates if i was a comedian and i would make fun of white ppl... im out!!!
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2003, 06:58:21 PM »
Because white people were never enslaved.


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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2003, 07:00:51 PM »
black are def funier, and i love wen balacks make fun of wites
 

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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2003, 07:01:12 PM »
i would make fun of tha mayates if i was a comedian and i would make fun of white ppl... im out!!!

Haha, hella like Pablo Francisco. "...it's not r&b, i mean, r&b is always 5 black guys with no shirts on...they're like, 'yeah.... i'm horny... yea'. No matter what tho they always sing about how fine a girl is, they're like... 'girl ya FY-e-INEEEEE!'... 'lay you down...FY-e-INEEEEE!'"  Haha I seen that too many times.


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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2003, 07:13:32 PM »
I FUCKEN LOVE BLACK COMEDIANS. Im sad that BET has on the fuken award show again, and not ComicView. It dont bother me when a black comedian makes fun of white people coz most of it is true.

One time on Comic View, Bruce Spruce was talking about the thing that happen at Columbine High School. He was like "2 kids pull up in their car, get out..and they are wearing long black leather coats. ISNT THAT A SIGN? All the black people are running away from them saying 'SOMETHING GOING DOWN! GET IN THE CAR! GO GO!'..while all the white people are like 'HEY FRED! NICE COAT!"
That shit was sooooo funny.
 

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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2003, 07:21:57 PM »
mexican comedians r da funniest espesialy mexican jews
 

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2003, 07:43:46 PM »
It's funny because it's generally true.  The funniest, but I ain't gonna say on my life that's it's true, because I'll get assasinated, one I ever heard was Chris Rock's spiel on "why he hates n......ers"  .  It was so outrageous, I couldn't believe he was saying that crap.  

"Chris, why you gotta say that? Why you gotta bring brothers down, man? It's the Media, It's all about the Media"

"When I go to the ATM at night.... I ain't lookin for Dan Rathers!.. I'm Lookin for Ni......ers!!!"

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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2003, 08:23:10 PM »
Because white people were never enslaved.

go to your local macdonalds, I am sure you will see new light on your comment.  Theres white's makin fries from left, right and center.
 

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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2003, 08:25:48 PM »
LOL I know that's the truth.  I don't consider that slavery though, but it's funny.  
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2003, 09:19:30 PM »
but i always wondered why it was okay for a black comic to make fun of white people and have it be funny but if a white comic made fun of black people it is racist? why is it so different?

blacks can get away with anything like that,i just love how blacks could say anything,they could say i fuckin hate every white in the world and still not be considered racist,where as if a white person would just say somthin like i hate this one black guy at work because hes a asshole, then theyre automatically racist.


and lmfao@because whites werent enslaved,one question buddy. were you?
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2003, 09:37:05 PM »
I was actually wondering the same fuckin thing today... so it's funny that this thread popped up.

I do have to agree with Tyrant though... I didn't have shit to do with slavery. I'm sure you were never a slave. So, why do I have to put up with some shit I didn't even have a part in?
Some say that if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, it plays satanic messages. That's nothing... if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

oh and by the way, I wasn't being racist, I was being prejudice.  I hate dumb people.  Dumb is not a race you fuckin moron.
 

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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2003, 09:38:01 PM »
Actually Bez, they're all mexican, from left-right.


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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2003, 09:48:56 PM »
Actually Bez, they're all mexican, from left-right.

I said Mcdonalds not Taco Bell..
 

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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2003, 11:27:22 PM »
Haha, you got jokes  ::). But on a serious note, most fast-food restaurants, are employed by mexicans. Besides chinese/korean or any other asian place.


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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2003, 11:40:06 PM »
Because white people were never enslaved.

lmao...that was the other reason i posted this shit...i knew some dumb motherfucker would say that...well heres my reply to you:

shut the fuck up dude...i never whipped your bitch ass and told you to pick my fuckin cotton...nobody has ever enslaved you so dont say that shit...man i never kicked your ass out of a fuckin bus seat or a drinking fountain and said "this is for whites only" that shit is over and if you still think that white people owe black people a bunch of extra praise because of what our ancestors did...your fuckin dumb...we are not our ancestors...so in turn if you really think that then you can kiss my white ass!

wow that felt nice...hopefully no other dumb motherfuckers will come with this whole "white people owe it to black people" bullshit...lmao
 

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« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2003, 03:03:35 AM »
Because white people were never enslaved.

lmao...that was the other reason i posted this shit...i knew some dumb motherfucker would say that...well heres my reply to you:

shut the fuck up dude...i never whipped your bitch ass and told you to pick my fuckin cotton...nobody has ever enslaved you so dont say that shit...man i never kicked your ass out of a fuckin bus seat or a drinking fountain and said "this is for whites only" that shit is over and if you still think that white people owe black people a bunch of extra praise because of what our ancestors did...your fuckin dumb...we are not our ancestors...so in turn if you really think that then you can kiss my white ass!

wow that felt nice...hopefully no other dumb motherfuckers will come with this whole "white people owe it to black people" bullshit...lmao
Wow, that had so much feeling it almost touched me. Except for the fact that i'm not black.


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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2003, 03:06:34 AM »
And to make it clear, I never meant it as you actually do owe something to blacks. I meant it as some blacks THINK that you do owe them something, not only because of the slavery issue, or the general racism, but because you degrade the credibility of any black man, hence the reason why there hasn't been a black president.

Anywho, thats my POV on this issue. I AM NOT BLACK EITHER!!! I AM 100% MEXICAN!!!  8)
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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2003, 03:15:52 AM »
in the words of Eddie Murphy

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« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2003, 03:41:00 AM »
Because white people were never enslaved.

go to your local macdonalds, I am sure you will see new light on your comment.  Theres white's makin fries from left, right and center.

lol  ;D
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2003, 05:28:30 AM »
yo trauma i saw that shit wit chris rock...funniest thing in that set he done..

"when you go to the white mall...they have everything...when you go to the blacks mall all there is is diapers an trainers...what they think we jus walk an shit"(walkin shit)

that was hella funny but i wouldnt wanna see a white comedian say it...
 

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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2003, 06:43:39 AM »
"everybody is too sensitive when itcomes down to comedy" said Ralphie in his set during this past tuesdays Last Comic Standing then he said "but its allright to make fun of the fat people"


anyway, the black comedians that come out on BET arent that funny...they alright....they need better sets.  Instead of watching BET at that time.....watchTough Crowd with Colin Quin

these are the funniest stand up comedians for me.....

Dave Chapelle
Bill Cosby
Jerry SEinfeld
Colin Quin
Chris Rock
Jim Breur
Gabriel Iglesias
George Lopez

theres more....but i cant think of any of them right now
 

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Re:Black & White Comedians
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2003, 01:24:42 PM »
yo trauma i saw that shit wit chris rock...funniest thing in that set he done..

"when you go to the white mall...they have everything...when you go to the blacks mall all there is is diapers an trainers...what they think we jus walk an shit"(walkin shit)

that was hella funny but i wouldnt wanna see a white comedian say it...

i dont know what you were listening to but he uses that one the "bigger and blacker" cd and show...he says:

"every town got 2 malls, the got the white mall...and the mall white people used to go to...all the black mall has is sneakers and baby clothes...i guess thats all they think we doin'...runnin and fuckin! the white mall got nice people there, good customer service...when you go to the black mall its like "personal shoppers can i help you wit ya cheap shit?""