FUCK McDonalds - Freestyle

[bLaDe HeLi[X]]

Yo, mcdonalds been givin bad servicce these days, so me and AUTO freestyled about em... >:(FUCK MCDONALDS :

bLaDe:

argh fuck mcdonalds, their burgers suck/
serving us rotten shit, and still makin big bucks/

AUTO:
Fuck the golden-archers, taken over the world but me n blade holden-marches/
Some girl got a milkshake with a dick-dude, now they serve me hamburgers and im in a shit-mood/

bLaDe:
a fuckin big-mac, made up of pig-stacks/
burgers are black, like they covered wid plaque/

AUTO:
I cant beleive ya Charge-Size, rippen of every kid now give me my friggen Large-Fries/
No i dont want no Sunday-With-That, its Monday-U-TWAT/

bLaDe:
mcdonalds wid that ffukin play-house/
i bet those lil kids shag cuz their moms got a  gay-spouse/

AUTO:It costs me $6.96 jsut for u to Serve-Me-Some-Shit/
Then host 6 year old parties and i catch ronald giving a Perve-On-Some-Kids/

bLaDe:
that girl flurry from wcc can pack more "punch" than ure milk-shakes/
yo burgers taste like  leather, and i dont want those disgustin  silk-cakes/

AUTO:
What the fuck happened to ya apple pie it looks like a Hot-Dog/
Ya chicken nuggets looken sumthen outta the toilet liek ronald Squats-Logs/

AUTO:
I come for some fast food but have to Deal-With-Retards/
U employ the dumbest cunts, and all i get is a Meal-With-Farts/
Ya staff is ugly, ya mascott is gay and ya food Taste-Like-Shit/
I dont want to Waste-A-Bit, ya thickshakes is Laced-With-Shit/

bLaDe:
shit the nuggets in my toilet look betta than what u sell/
go ahead take a free taste of em, fuck ya'll "gangsta" like da dog in taco-bell/


AUTO:
Man if these geeks fuck up my order one more time i going to Burger-King/
I ask what ya fries taste like and the manager said "have u Hearda-String/

bLaDe:
damn ya staff got 50 gallons off grease on their faces/
i hope u dont use that fo yo food, and cook it wid the geeks braces/

Auto:
Fuck ya drive-thro ima drive-by to just Bid-Service/
Then i walk inside and i see ronald trying to get some girl to sit on his lap and makeing the Kid-Nervous/

bLaDe:
ya bitches look like hoes, i dont want shit kooked by them/
heck their pussys smell like yo fries, fuck im more conterversy then eminem/

Auto:
All i want is a fucken big mac and sum fag whines "May-I-Take-Ya-Order?"/
And i lean over the desk and ask "Did they give u a job the Day-U-Crossed-The-Border?"/

bLaDe:
your service is whoreable, didnt anyone tell you im boreable/
i mack bitches, so call me the BIG MAC, ya staff sounds mentaly unstable/


Auto:
Man Fuck mcdonalds, yo ronald i Dispise-You/
If u give me shit food again i wont hesitate to DIss-FRies-FOol/

bLaDe:
shit, i bet this rap gives ya nerds heart-attacks/
run for yo french fries, geeks, cuz da mcdonalds stomper is back/

Auto:
Put that littel boy down bitch cant u hear that Kids-Cries-Dude/
First u sell shit food, but leave the kid alone or ill expose ya Franchise-To/


bLaDe:
i spit shit so hot, i put ya frenchfries to disgrace/
squeeze the oil from ure burgers, and use em as mace/

Auto:
When i brust thro the doors all the Kid-Leave all i see is a bunch of bitch employees with Frail-Backs/
U should never have made the Big-League, ronald ya shoulda stuck to Retail-Snacks/

bLaDe:
ya fries more limp, than unerected geek dicks/
ya burgers more rotten than 3 year old dog shits/

Auto:
Man i dont want to guzzle no geeks gizzards in ya Thick-Shakes/
U want a 'milk shake' then ima arm my penis and give u a 'Dick-Quake'/

bLaDe:

yo big macs so grease, if i rub it on a wall it'd become transparent/
itd be more "see-through" than clothes of transexual parents/




NEXT MORNING - NEWS HEADLINES:
"The contriversial rappers AUTOand bLaDe have led to an "unfortunate" closing of McDOnalds.....REST IN PEACE

 -{bLaDe}

[ToNe1904]

uhh....prolly tha deepest shit ive seen frum u yet blade! keep up tha good work playa. LOL

oh...n by tha way...yah....fuk muthafuckin Mcdonaldz, that nastee ass food.

[DeaDSouLjaH]

dawm..watz wrong wid mcdonalds?

[TimeLock]

Fuck McDonald's thay shit needs to be taken off my block

goood freestyle

[KVB]

I enjoy eating @ McDonalds... I guess y'all are jealous or something... lol  j/k  anyway who is "Auto" ?

[DeaDSouLjaH]

but no one still did tell me watz wrong wid MCDONALDS..
like kvb.. i too enjoy eatin there... i dont see anythin wrong wid MCDONALDS..
 

[Instant_Killa]

stfu kvb n deadsoulja....j/k lol

Mcdonalds sux, they give me rotten burgers all the time i go to em. So fuck em.

Oh yea, cool freestyle blade n auto. That shit was nice.

Fuck McDonalds, go to Subway or sumthin....

Peace

[bLaDe HeLi[X]]

but no one still did tell me watz wrong wid MCDONALDS..
like kvb.. i too enjoy eatin there... i dont see anythin wrong wid MCDONALDS..
 

everybody has diffrent tastes, i freestyled about it, for fun, and cuz mcdonalds suck...IMO anyway....if you like them, fine, but me and a few others dont...

 -{bLLaDe}

[doggmastah]

Fuck big-mac cuz it's wack... ---- it makes our colesterol rise!(lol)

Real big ones:

big-mac(gyver) --- cuz he entertain and teach us
big-mac(affee) -----cuz he eliminate the virus
big-mac(o'donnell)-----scotch-whysky-man
big-mac(leod -tha highlander) -----cuz he's aok and entertain us
big-mac(pherson)-----cuz he keep of our cars on the track
big-(mack 10) -----cuz he's dope!


Peace!

[Sikotic™]

I'm feelin that verse. Mickie D's is nasty now. There chicken Nuggets ain't even chicken for Christ's sake.

[MsWestCoast]

LMAO!! omg..dat shit was Classic - yall could make it big off JUST that!!  <-- what McDonalds Burgers aren't..heh  

[MsWestCoast]

he*he* my Barbie is reaching into her drawers for some uv dem infamous fries.. ..would anybody like sum french-fried pu$$y wit dat?! hahahahahahahahahahahah

[PoeticJustice]

lol@this shit was fucken hilarious we doen it agian fa sho

[TimeLock]

:othat pic is gangsta...lmao

[SKiLLaZTiC]

FUCK THAT IMMA MICKEY D GANGSTA!!!

Me and Ronald gone remodel tha face of u fagotz
offer me burgerz frum tha gay king fuck that u can have it
i gotta habit of eattin double Quarter pounderz
taste so good i gotta give sum propz to tha founderz
ran into wendy and clowned her let her know who we iz
said sum crazy shit and got her azz whooped by tha frie kidz
we big like tha fuckin mac'z we eat
fucked around and had Grimace leave tha kernel lyin dead in tha street
on tha list we got one mo fagot
ronald created a ak 47 and asked him "do u believe in Magic?"
He said no and hiz life wuz lost
now jack in tha box iz literally now "Jack In A Box"
az 4 auto and blade we left chu
change ya mind and ma last line iz "Welcome to Mc Donaldz may i help u?"

juzt playin yall coo shit

CSN!!!
Holla

[da_notorious_mack]

uppin some old shit.....

[.:TimeLock:.]

lol this is from before i got banned shit was classic though  

[T.J.]

LMAO, funny shit