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Don Breezio

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2003, 10:42:32 PM »
i bought a new edition album...that was pretty gangsta  8)
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2003, 12:47:18 AM »
i ate dinner, like a gangsta.


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i eat gangstas for dinner

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2003, 01:06:57 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2003, 01:25:05 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit

yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2003, 01:31:01 AM »
Most gangsta thing you have ever done?

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2003, 01:36:03 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2003, 09:35:05 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit

^Funniest shit I have ever read on this site... ;D

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2003, 09:41:06 AM »
Ridin Spinners....now thats gangsta







not really
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2003, 09:52:09 AM »
Ridin Spinners....now thats gangsta







not really

What about stopping Spinners with your bare hand...that got to be gangsta  :D
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2003, 11:17:57 AM »
also 1 time i wuz cuttin dis gringos grass n i went 2 get my paychek n shit n he dint have it so i told him 2 lay on da gras n i ran him over with my lawn mawr

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2003, 11:18:34 AM »
nothin more gangsta then bumpin enrique englasias and cruisin with my sleevles tight shirt  in my toyota ehco.
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2003, 11:32:33 AM »
speaking of tanks Proph...

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2003, 12:49:49 PM »
dogg that is gangsta...i saw that on worlds scariest police chases.
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2003, 06:46:29 PM »
I don't know how gangsta this is, but I'll tell a recent story.  It happened just last night.  I was in Penticton BC.  Just for the weekend, like a lil vacation thing.  There were 4 of us.  We met these 2 girls from Calgary, so we bring them back to our hotel.  We're just chillin, drinkin.  I'm sittin at the table takin shots, and Jon is over on the couch, so I go "Jon, get over here and take some shots before I beat your ass".  And the girls are like "Why are you so mean to your friends?", and I'm like "Shut the fuck up".  So then me and her start arguing, and she throws a fuckin knife at me and it hits me in the face, luckily the blade didn't hit me.  I can't hit a girl, so I just start throwin shit at her, then Jon spit his gum at her, so I started spitting on her, then we're like "GET THE FUCK OUT!" so they leavin (with the other 2 guys cuz they still wanted some ass, lol).  So they're in the parking lot, I lean over the balcony and I go "Hey, I wanna apologize to you, come here" so she comes over, and I poured a fuckin glass of beer all over her.  It was so dope.  
 

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« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2003, 06:50:26 PM »
I don't know how gangsta this is, but I'll tell a recent story.  It happened just last night.  I was in Penticton BC.  Just for the weekend, like a lil vacation thing.  There were 4 of us.  We met these 2 girls from Calgary, so we bring them back to our hotel.  We're just chillin, drinkin.  I'm sittin at the table takin shots, and Jon is over on the couch, so I go "Jon, get over here and take some shots before I beat your ass".  And the girls are like "Why are you so mean to your friends?", and I'm like "Shut the fuck up".  So then me and her start arguing, and she throws a fuckin knife at me and it hits me in the face, luckily the blade didn't hit me.  I can't hit a girl, so I just start throwin shit at her, then Jon spit his gum at her, so I started spitting on her, then we're like "GET THE FUCK OUT!" so they leavin (with the other 2 guys cuz they still wanted some ass, lol).  So they're in the parking lot, I lean over the balcony and I go "Hey, I wanna apologize to you, come here" so she comes over, and I poured a fuckin glass of beer all over her.  It was so dope.  

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dope story dogg



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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2003, 06:57:16 PM »
hhahah dogg that is gangsta
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2003, 07:04:18 PM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word

shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2003, 07:04:22 PM »
Dam man she threw a knife at you.  For real I dont care what n e body says but if a girl done that to me they wud feel the back of my hand across the face.  
 

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« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2003, 07:05:43 PM »
i used to smoke weed on the bus like all the time untill i got caught and kicked outta school
i've robbed and stole a bunch of shit but that was in the past

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« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2003, 10:53:37 PM »
Grade 8 was some gangsta times I threw a punch at the vice principal i flipped a few desks over smashed a fish tank in teh teachers lounge kicked a hole threw the office window just little shit like that adds up together and makes me think I really miss those times, the reason i was acting so vile was because they put me on PAXIL medication and some times i wouldnt take it and i would pop a few shrooms smoke alota sticky icky and it would fuck with my mind and i would react differently to people. i would just flip out if some one talked shit or suspended me at school.
 

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« Reply #70 on: July 27, 2003, 11:49:24 PM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word

shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...


shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real
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« Reply #71 on: July 27, 2003, 11:58:33 PM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word

shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...


shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real

yea but they always got they homies that dont get soggy in milk....fuckin chex bitches...i remember one time i rolled up on some honey comb right...and i ate them muthafuckaz and they was screaming like lil bitches but i ate em anywayz and they was sayin they was gonna get revenge and shit...those chex mf's rolled up and surrounded me...i had corn chex on one side and rice chex on the other...shit....the only way i got out is cuz the bee from the cheerios box started buzzin around and them chex mf's hate bees...it was crazy shit...
 

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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #72 on: July 28, 2003, 12:09:59 AM »



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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #73 on: July 28, 2003, 12:24:42 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word

shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...


shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real

yea but they always got they homies that dont get soggy in milk....fuckin chex bitches...i remember one time i rolled up on some honey comb right...and i ate them muthafuckaz and they was screaming like lil bitches but i ate em anywayz and they was sayin they was gonna get revenge and shit...those chex mf's rolled up and surrounded me...i had corn chex on one side and rice chex on the other...shit....the only way i got out is cuz the bee from the cheerios box started buzzin around and them chex mf's hate bees...it was crazy shit...


shit dogg...i feel that cuz chex rolled up on me one time...i handled them but they were a fuckin chore...but the hardest cereal playas be them All-Bran mofuckas...they hide in the back cuz no one wants to eat em...but when u take the box in front of em they fuckin get exposed...shit dogg they RUTHLESS fucks cuz the box is full right...so those fuckers got they shit planned out for so long and when they get the opporunity man they all over u and u dont expect it....FUCK i got beat by them many times...and my doggs cheerios werent there to help man. they were tryin to play the frosted flake hoes.
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Re:Most gangsta thing you have ever done?
« Reply #74 on: July 28, 2003, 01:05:23 AM »
yo i rolled up on the fridge and i snatched the milk out n shit then i fuckin took the cereal and i poured it in the bowl n shit, and i told that cereal i was like yo dogg u gettin eaten fo real, and it was scared, cuz i was striaght gangsta on that shit



yo dogg i did that too once...but it backfired...i had that little leprechaun from the lucky charms box & captain crunch come find me and let me tell you...they beat the hell out of me dogg...that was some crazy shit. i started eating oatmeal for breakfast after that...that amish dude on the box aint gonna do shit!

for real homie...u musta not brought tha heat...cuz fuck dogg the raisin bran didnt do shit to this gangsta...and theres be 2 SCOOPS in that shit yo...those raisins were thinkin of jumpin me dogg but i flashed my 9 and they kept back and i ate them mofuckas....word

shit i was trynna bring the heat dogg but that leprechaun man...he had the magic stick...and he beat the hell out of me with it...then captain crunch came...was wuz friends i used to call him double c...but he got mad...but he came and he had 7 mac 11's, about 8 .38's, 9 Nines, 10 mac 10's...at that point this gangsta had to let go cuz el capitan said he wanted to show me how his peanut butter crunch and i was like yo dawg...i dont get down that way...just rough me up a bit...so him and that leperachaun beat my ass...


shit dogg...there be a crazy trick u can play on them nasty cereal cats fo real...u just bring out the milk dogg...cuz as soon as u pour it on them cats then get soft...they cant handle the milk dogg...so when they whip out they 9's n shit...u just whip out that milk and they flee like a crackhead after he jacked a 7-11..fo real

yea but they always got they homies that dont get soggy in milk....fuckin chex bitches...i remember one time i rolled up on some honey comb right...and i ate them muthafuckaz and they was screaming like lil bitches but i ate em anywayz and they was sayin they was gonna get revenge and shit...those chex mf's rolled up and surrounded me...i had corn chex on one side and rice chex on the other...shit....the only way i got out is cuz the bee from the cheerios box started buzzin around and them chex mf's hate bees...it was crazy shit...


shit dogg...i feel that cuz chex rolled up on me one time...i handled them but they were a fuckin chore...but the hardest cereal playas be them All-Bran mofuckas...they hide in the back cuz no one wants to eat em...but when u take the box in front of em they fuckin get exposed...shit dogg they RUTHLESS fucks cuz the box is full right...so those fuckers got they shit planned out for so long and when they get the opporunity man they all over u and u dont expect it....FUCK i got beat by them many times...and my doggs cheerios werent there to help man. they were tryin to play the frosted flake hoes.

oh fa'real...them frosted flake hoes...damn they be gettin pimped by that smacks frog muhfucka...that dudes been straight pimpin and slangin...i think thats why he calls his cereal smacks...anywayz one time we was gettin down with them frosted flake hoes and that bitch mf rolled up sayin we had to pay him or else...and i was like man fuck you ima frost these bitches and i aint payin shit and he was like yo i got somethin to change your mind...well i didnt realize he had the fruity pebbles mf's with him and you know they rockin all sorts of colors...so we had to call in our cocoa pebbles and you know they dont like them fruity mothafuckaz so we had this big brawl but then the generic brand cereal from the bottom shelves came in and raided us and started throwin everybody in jail...shit man if it wasnt for toucan sam i'd still be in there fighting to keep count chocula away from my frankenberries...damn