Bez Vs. TJ (Votes)!!!!!

[bez]

Whatever,
Whenever!

[vitodeluca]

we're meaaaannnnttt to beeee togetherrrrrr.....shakira fan Bez?

[bez]

LOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO. lololol

[abstruse]

I'll be there and you'll be near, and thats the deal my dear! Youre over, your under, i'll stick ya ass with a plunger!! Ooops.

[bez]

stop runing my thread, lol

[bez]

You just a young gun in this game, I drop-topz-down, you so lean and mean?//
Verbal bullets from all directions, who got the hot-shotz-now, you gettin knocked down like Charlie Sheen//  ((1))
Aint you still in school-son?, thats alright doh, but it dam sure ain't Kewell//  (Cool)
We'll see how the fool does against Grave-son come derby day, haha, fuck Liverpool//  ((2))
Too young to be fuckin with a vet, we ain't no friends so fuck quakers//
Your shits boring me to death, like a re-run of old neighbours//
You got-no-flow in your rhymes, I'm leavin-ya-behind like a contestant up the travelator//
Like Pan I forgot-to-crowe, but I put that feelin-a-side and slice through ya like Gladitator//  ((3))
Can't you see, I got nottin to live up to, my wires-flared that means there ain't no limit ta me//
I'm a sick bastard that will eat your fire-bird cos I'll do anythin to piss off an aborigine//  ((4))
Best get sleepin-in-the-outback cos enterin "dream-time" is the only way you'll escape-the-flames//
Silently creepin-for-the-attack, ya awake but ya can't move, die cookin, hear you screamin as ya try to break-tha-chains//
Leave my "meat"-cookin-raw, burin on the "steak" till your totally cooked through//
Then me and all the aborigines have a party, and I meet a sweet-lookin-hor, turns out to be ya mama but I got no problem wit her playin wit my didgeridoo//
T.J, ummmmmmmmmm, Tastes-Juicy, your whole country's full of land-and-wombats//
Only sport ya good at is cricket and I could still beat em on ma own wit one-hand-and-one-bat//
What-ya-do-is-wack why even st"art" cos you'll know you'll get embarressed//
Nobody wants to visit a zoo to see a kan-ge-roo-jack, makin this picture perfect like Rolf Harris//  ((5))
Good-day-mate, arghhhh, so annoying how could I be any blunter to show I'm not carin//
I know I'll steal the crocodile hunters kid cos I blood-ay-hate Steve Irwin//
Plus don't deney you take it up the backdoor son, suggestions say in ya sleep ya moan-ya-gay//
So tell me and the board what ya doin today, are you playin home-or-away?//  ((6))
So before I bury-ya like every drempt dream-time-tale this shits got to end with a morale//
It goes "I succeeded in my attempt overcame the great barrier even after I'd seen-mine-fail, fuck Aussies I only smoke reef, not coral"//  ((7))




((1))  In hot shotz Charlie sheens name was topper, I shortened it to Topz, he was also in the film Young Guns.
((2)) Austrailian footballer who has just signed for my rival football team Liverpool, Graveson is a player that plays for my team Everton.
((3)) The travelator is the last piece of apparatus to attempt on the UK tv show, Gladiator.  Also "Crowe", as in russel Crowe the actor in the film Gladiator.
((4))  The Fire Bird story is a story told by the aborigines.
((5))  Rolf Harris is a famous artist from Austrailia.  Hes on tv in Uk.
((6))  Home And Away is a tv show from austraila.
((7))  Great Barrier Reef, get it?

 

[T.J.]

hehehe, nice
ill drop soon

[T.J.]

FUCK!!!! i wrote my verse in notepad but the computer froze n i didnt save it!!!
ill write up a new one tomorrow

[bez]

Lies lies cherries and pies!

lol

[T.J.]

lol..... im serious dooooood
gimme 5 mins

[T.J.]

ok.... since i cant vote on slim-x's shit he cant vote on mine  





i got an urge an, its to turn this warrior poet to a slave or servant/1
and then eat up this pussy quicker than a geriatric virgin/2
Bez's clearly a soccer fan coz he loves playin round with big balls/
he climaxes whenever wayne rooney posesses the ball, let alone scores! 3

some say were were meant to battle each other, like sandwiches were meant for lunch packs/4
but this matchup aint heated, its leaning more "down under" than Notre Dame hunchbacks/5
bez, you couldnt be "fuckin raw" if you had anal sex with no rubber/
and the only way you could be "fucking phat" is if you slept with your mother/
your multi's are forced like rape, you have no right to boast tightness/
your punches couldnt be cold if you had eskimo ghost writers/
once im done tearin this toy up, you'll never be fabricated again dood/
you couldnt spit "hot shit" if you regurgitated mexican food/
you a faker, only time you've had "chronic" is thru lengthy headaches/
and your rhymes cant make playas jump like shitty basketball head fakes/
forgot your battle record? ya lacking victories like faulty No Way Out albums, thats for sure/
your record resembles Everton's statistics, minus the 11 wins and 10 draws/6


1- underneath his avatar pic
2- a geriatric is an old person
3- wayen rooney plays for everton, bez's supporting team
4- look at the top of this thread
5- hunchbacks lean downwards, down under=australia, get it?
6- everton have 11 wins, 10 draws and 17 losses lol

[da_notorious_mack]

aiight yall both came nice wit quite a few personals...race card gotta sorta hella played after about the 4th bar...fa both of ya,,,my vote probably wont count as i got beef wit whatever ya name is...but i vote fa t.j...his multis were more on point an punches less played...

[T.J.]

^^bez its up to you if u wanna count that vote....

anyways, vote

[bez]

Sure it counts.  Nice verse by the way T.J, as Mack said had some dope personals and shit in.

1-0 to you kidda.

[ARYC]

"6- everton have 11 wins, 10 draws and 17 losses lol"

yeah everton r so shitty...sorry bez

anyway here goes:

BEZ:bez beZ bez bez...u have improved a lot in battling ...nice punches ,but race was ur biggest personal so that kinda brings down ur verse

T.J.:nice verse but i've seen u drop better...mulstis were good ,sum were real sum weren't

but overall i feel T.J. had the better verse,though bez has been improving A LOT lately props...
now go on u 2...vote me as best judge reviewer  

no i'm not kidding  GO DO IT DAMN IT!!!