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« on: August 04, 2003, 08:51:51 PM »
wutr sum cool jobs? cuz im tryin 2 figure out wut i wanna b when i grow up lol
 

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2003, 08:53:31 PM »
...an intern for a on-air radio station person is a cool thing when your like 19-23.

I'd like to do that, and get my foot in the door...and then work for Hot 97 like Funk Flex.
 

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2003, 09:51:37 PM »
Top 2 of 2002

PORTA-POTTY CLEANER - Yep. I'm a porta-potty cleaner in Idaho. I go in to these hot, smelly, nasty, booger-on-the-wall, porta-potties, stick a PVC wand in the sh*t tank, and wait a few for the pump to suck it up. Dealing with the smell, you get used to, but the sweat in the eyes, the broken t.p. dispensers, the paper all over the floor, the cr*p in the urinal, and the broken plastic seats really suck! When they're tipped over on the door, and you have to clean 'em up, you might as well sell your soul to the devil.....cause that's what it's like anyway....PURE HELL. The only good thing is you can turn your CB down, and have a day away from the boss's requests for extra work, and just go about your business without the boss looking over your shoulder.

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ADULT VIDEO STORE CLERK - I work the night shift at an all night adult video store. I am the one that has to restock the shelves, reorganize the shelves after some slob has spent 4 hour reading the back of every tape we have and the buys only a $1 condom and a .50 lube. People who wouldn't think of stealing anything out in the world will not hesitate to steal a porn tape. Or the people who come in with no pants on. Chasing off prostitutes is one of my main forms of exercise. The females leave quickly but the male prostitutes like to argue with you. The propositions and obscene phone calls are the high point of the night. The low point is when I have to go in the back where guys watch movies 2 minutes for $1 and clean up the mess they leave. I have found the cases to stolen tapes, the open packages of stolen adult novelties, used novelties, sticky piles of lingerie, not to mention that they use the garbage cans for bathrooms. It is always a thrill to go into one of the booths when you think no one is there. open the door and find a man buck naked asleep on the chair. And I get to do all this fun stuff for less than my kid makes at McDonalds.

Top 2 of 2001

Prison Guard - "Try walking a mile in a Correctional Officers shoes -(a prison guard they like to call us, even though we are trained professionals) We work with the bad boys of society: kidnappers, murders, rapists, child molesters, etc. We walk a beat most police officers wouldn't. We do this without guns or personal protection of any type. We have deal with the possible of contracting Aids, TB, Hep A, B or C, etc., - ( What a treat it is when you have a blood exposure, an inmates blood gets on you, and you have to go a year for testing to make sure you didn't get anything from the inmate, like Aids, or Hep A, B, C) We can get assaulted in many ways, with shanks -(home made knifes, like a razor blade melted onto a toothbrush great for slashing), spit, urine, feces, blood. Yet we do not get the respect of the public or the state that hires us. We have to fight to get wage increases, decent medical benefits etc. Go to a prison near you and ask for a tour. You will be surprised at what you see and hear."

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HUMAN REMAINS REMOVAL SPECIALIST. I'm the guy that gets called out in the middle of the night to pick up the people who didn't have the courtesy to die during normal business hours. It's not that much fun, as you never know where you're going to end up, or what shape the body will be in when you get there. Sometimes they're drowning victims and bloated, sometimes they've been burned in a fire, or just mangled from a car wreck. You can't plan for anything, as usually 5 minutes before I'm getting ready to eat, or go out someplace, ring ... ring ... there's the phone, and off I go in the van to get another one. I know it's a lousy job, but the pay is great and the best benefit is no one talks back to you or tries to tell you how to do the job. Because no one else wants it! And I get to see the side of most cops that the public won't ever see.....Them BARFING!

Stay away from these  ;D

http://www.worstjob.com/2002.html
 

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2003, 12:07:31 AM »
go into politics and be da first black president! WE MUST TAKE THE COUNTRY BACK FROM DA WHITES!!!!!
 

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2003, 12:17:40 AM »
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fucking idiot

anywayz...when i grow up i plan to do computer graphics...i do a lot of cd covers and stuff and people always tell me how good i am at it...so thats what i want to do.
 

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2003, 01:00:57 AM »
Wurk at Toyz-R-Us. U get paid & get ta play wit tha toyz!
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2003, 01:33:59 AM »
i'm going to be an accountant


endless opportunity there , and LOTS of cash

i mean you get PAID for keeping track of finances, easy shit , i love doing crap like that


a CPA does very well just doing taxes and ect. for the common man

a private accountant makes MAJOR bank

a celebrity accountant get a new benz every year

a coperate (if it's for a big company like wal mart or something) owns his own fucking island



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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2003, 02:38:10 AM »
Wurk at Toyz-R-Us. U get paid & get ta play wit tha toyz!

and look at kids. lol joke
 

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2003, 03:18:48 AM »
Wurk at Toyz-R-Us. U get paid & get ta play wit tha toyz!

fuck that. i worked at toys-r-us. i didn't get paid well and i didn't like it :o
 

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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2003, 08:06:17 AM »
My dream job is to work with cars under the hood/body/audio and eventually own a shop. I'll see what happens after university  ;D

So I can make my ride look like this :D
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2003, 08:16:12 AM »
theme park ride tester.
 

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2003, 08:34:16 AM »
Can't believe I got here first with these...

Hand jobs are cool... but blow jobs are cooler  8)
 

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2003, 08:40:04 AM »
lol @ big O  ;D
 

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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2003, 08:44:58 AM »
 :-*
 

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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2003, 08:49:11 AM »
 :-*  ;D
 

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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2003, 10:01:28 AM »
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