Author Topic: Funny Song Lines  (Read 685 times)

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2003, 08:52:39 PM »


I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood


I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood


Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood


I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard
- Cassidy



Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood

^^^^LMAO... thats some funny shit...
L.O.V.E

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The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
The E is for Everything that amounted to nothin'..."
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2003, 11:16:10 AM »
"Homophobic?  Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem

"And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards" - Eminem

"Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask" - Eminem

Got that all from one song lol



 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2003, 11:38:45 AM »
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!  - Eminem
 

Chri$tine

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2003, 11:46:53 AM »
"ya'll dont know half of my scenario
i got n*ggas all up in my cereal
and dont know if its a Apple Jacks or Cheerios..."
Roscoe


^^^ I thought that was funny...lol


L.O.V.E

"The L is for the Lies he be tellin' his wifey...
The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
The E is for Everything that amounted to nothin'..."
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2003, 06:35:25 PM »
lmao there is some good shit here.. chino xl lines were dope.. keep sharin yall.. if i find some ill share'em
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2003, 11:31:42 PM »
"Homophobic?  Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem

that quote sounds dumb without the rest of it...

"homophobic? nah you're just heterophobic
starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulgin
thats my mothafuckin balls i'll never let go of em
they belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em"

i like the next line too

"hey its me versace
whoops somebody shot me
and i was just checkin the male
get it, checkin the male?"
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2003, 12:16:50 AM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.
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Don Breezio

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2003, 12:26:13 AM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.

i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2003, 04:40:02 AM »
The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.

Eazy E - Nobody Move
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2003, 04:58:03 AM »
"On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash"

oh man i'm still cracking up over that one....i mean just picture big pun stage diving... ;D

i've been sleeping on these guys,from what album is that from an is it any good?


 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2003, 06:36:33 AM »
It's from Tash's solo album, "Rap Life". It's a solid CD too.
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2003, 10:28:55 AM »
saw this on a site..

~My spit so hot scientists say "J the sun's colder than you"//
~Go back to elementary boy, i got pubic hair in my ass crack older than you//
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2003, 11:27:42 AM »
The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.

Eazy E - Nobody Move

lol..that was great  ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2003, 03:06:05 PM »
"Watchin Lion King, crying and thangs" ....- Warren G - I'm Fly

lol...
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The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
The E is for Everything that amounted to nothin'..."
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2003, 08:01:04 PM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.

i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.

The lines aint the best.  I know there are better ones but these 2 i thought were stand out in the song.  i aint no fan on bonecrusher.  Cam always comes with lines like that though.
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