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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2003, 07:36:33 AM »
It's from Tash's solo album, "Rap Life". It's a solid CD too.
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2003, 11:28:55 AM »
saw this on a site..

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2003, 12:27:42 PM »
The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.

Eazy E - Nobody Move

lol..that was great  ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2003, 04:06:05 PM »
"Watchin Lion King, crying and thangs" ....- Warren G - I'm Fly

lol...
« Last Edit: August 09, 2003, 04:08:53 PM by christine420 »
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The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
The E is for Everything that amounted to nothin'..."
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2003, 09:01:04 PM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.

i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.

The lines aint the best.  I know there are better ones but these 2 i thought were stand out in the song.  i aint no fan on bonecrusher.  Cam always comes with lines like that though.
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2003, 12:42:26 AM »
/\/\/\/\
cam's usually more clever

anywayz heres one i forgot that i think is classic

"let me hit it from the back girl you wont catch a hernia,
bust off on your couch now ya got siemens furnitare" - A Tribe Called Quest (Phife)
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2003, 01:44:31 AM »
I SHIT on tracks, then come out the booth wiping my ass - Cassidy

I been patient enough, it's time for rounds to +revolve+
You clap at us, we answer with a round of applause
- Cassidy

It aint hard to get at ya dudes, I screw waitresses that'll slip shit in yo food - Cassidy

Fuck a vest, that ain't protecting you from clips
Only shit that doin', is matching your kicks
- Jae Hood

You want me to be Ja Rule or Jigga, but I don't spend on hoes, and I +Ain't that nigga+ !! - 40 Glocc

(Not hilarious, but hella creative.. and  :D)

Gotta lotta haters, so I basically keep to myself
Got goons that play like they crippled, but with heat in the cask'
- Jae Hood

The only way I'm getting blue balls, is if the bitch got blue lipstick - Lloyd Banks

 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2003, 01:48:17 AM »
The only way I'm getting blue balls, is if the bitch got blue lipstick - Lloyd Banks



LMAO  ;D
Now that's funny
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2003, 01:54:51 AM »
This one is from TQ - "The One". It's funny because in an interview TQ once said: "I gotta tell you something about that song. I had lost my lyrics of that song. The lyrics where somewhere else. So I arrived at the studio and one of my friends girlfriend was standing in the studio. I told her the stand in front of the the window. And I said let me come up with a song. and I came up with that song."

"I've never been that kind of nigga to write a love song"
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2003, 02:12:51 AM »
"...got mad hoes, ask Beavis i get nuttin Butt-head" - Big L

kick ass album
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2003, 12:23:38 PM »
Sen Dogg You can't Rap From Tha Gutz
And B Real Soundin Like He Got Baby Nutz - Ice Cube

If I got no nuts it's because they're still stuck in your ass - B Real




 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2003, 04:58:23 PM »
This one is from TQ - "The One". It's funny because in an interview TQ once said: "I gotta tell you something about that song. I had lost my lyrics of that song. The lyrics where somewhere else. So I arrived at the studio and one of my friends girlfriend was standing in the studio. I told her the stand in front of the the window. And I said let me come up with a song. and I came up with that song."

"I've never been that kind of nigga to write a love song"

the line that always cracked me up in that song is:

"I run my fingers through the long ass hair you got"...

now i know it doesnt sound that funny...except if you are in the right state of mind you think hes talking about her ass hair lol...
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2003, 12:49:37 AM »
lol
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2003, 12:54:02 AM »
"But don't blame me when little Eric jumps off of the terrace
 You should have been watchin' him, apparently you ain't parents."
- Eminem

"An' why do you think you take a Ho to a hotel
 Ho tell e'erybody, even the mayor
 Reach up in the sky for the ho-zone layer"
- Ludacris

"Your magazine's so motherfuckin' thin you're using staples to hold it together
 It's turning back into a newspaper
 And y'all got somethin' for my ass every issue
 Thank you, cos I keep runnin' out of fuckin' tissues"
- Eminem

"Claimin' you a murderer and spelt it wrong
 You put E before the D because that's all you on"
- Swifty

"My rap career goes back further than your fathers hair-line
 It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines"
- Ludacris

"You see y'all got it all wrong like women in tuxedos
 They comin' up shorter than five Danny DeVitos"
- Ludacris

"My black ass is so hungry I'll take a bite outta crime"
- Ludacris

"You see I'm ambidexterous, I slap asses with both hands"
- Ludacris

"So how can he hold me over some balcony
 Without throwin' his lower back out
 As soon as he goes to lift me
 Please don't, you'll probably fall with me
 And our asses will both be history
 But then again you finally get your wish
 Cos you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent"
- Eminem

"Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
 Still tell that utslay itchbay
 Ucksay my ickday
 Scuse my igpay atinlay
 But uckfay an igpay"
- Eminem
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2003, 11:43:11 AM »
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the mornin like "Yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I have stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you - Eminem

these girls doing more bending over than the game of pool - Lloyd Banks
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2003, 06:28:53 PM »
"Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
 Still tell that utslay itchbay
 Ucksay my ickday
 Scuse my igpay atinlay
 But uckfay an igpay"
- Eminem


LOL @ the Ludacris-votes, but does this actually mean anything.. ???
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2003, 11:02:09 PM »
Well not actually anything too clever:

 Shit, this don't change to this day, I'm this way
 Still tell that slut bitch
 Suck my dick
 Excuse my pig latin
 But fuck a pig.

I just found it amusing that pig latin was incorporated into a rap.
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2003, 09:17:17 AM »
When i saw this topic, i straight away thought of Eminem/Ludacris tracks. Few I thought of have already been said but here's some more:

You wanna see fights I got a match for ya
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula - Eminem - Open Mic

She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
well I think I'll pass (I don't think so).
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
and wash your ass - Eazy E (NWA) - Rather Fuck You

Yer I walk with a limp, 'cause my dick's in the way - Hittman ft Knoc-Turn'al - Hoez

I know she is a minor and it is illegal
but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
And if you de-cide to call rape
we got the little hooker on tape, now:
tell the fuckin slut to please hurry up
and wear that dress that's tight on her butt
So I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead -
Ice Cube - Givin' Up the Nappy Dug Out

Some freestyle lines from Eminem - Rap Olympics 1997:
I'ma tell you this for your own benefit,
your shit was dope as hell, especially when you wrote 90% of it

I'm about to make this mic short circuit,
this beat's(?) wack as fuck, this shit fit you perfect
...and Everybody in this fucken place will miss you,
if you try and turn my facial tissue to a racial issue,
nobody's hearing you, your a wack liar
there .. all your white jokes just backfired

Also, Sporty Thievs - No Pigeons got a few funny lines in it, nice video for it too.
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2003, 12:26:51 PM »
Hell no!
I ain't paying for pleasure
Your pussy don't bring rainbows and pots of treasure! - Lloyd Banks  8)

those some nice eazy e lines
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2003, 11:06:26 PM »
"If you disagree don't even look at me ho
 Don't pass go just go straight to jail"
- Ludacris

"I'm fly, even when I get high I work cash
 An' even got my coats bumped up to first-class"
- Ludacris

"Scarin' motherfuckers like Stephen King flicks
 Makin' nigga's clear the room like a dyke fleein' dick"
- MC Ren

"Bop-Bubbaloo-Bop
 Bitch what's up?!"
-Mystikal
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2003, 02:51:24 AM »
"If you disagree don't even look at me ho
 Don't pass go just go straight to jail"
- Ludacris

"I'm fly, even when I get high I work cash
 An' even got my coats bumped up to first-class"
- Ludacris

"Scarin' motherfuckers like Stephen King flicks
 Makin' nigga's clear the room like a dyke fleein' dick"
- MC Ren

"Bop-Bubbaloo-Bop
 Bitch what's up?!"
-Mystikal


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