fuck the britney madonna kiss! wot the show really was about is........

[LyRiCaL_G]

CHRIS MUTHAFUCKIN ROCK

that be one funny nigga, u should have seen it, nigga rinsed out bare muhfuckers with one lines..........the shit he said about justin timberlake, and eminem was funny muhfuckin shit and about rkelly and the olsen twins......that muhfucka had everyone in tears.............they show him bust a joke and then they show snoop and snoops nearly dyin, funny shit...................man fuck the britney kiss, the show would have been shit if it wernt for the way that chris rock put it together at the begginin!

peace!

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[Jay ay Beee]

"These next two presenters have knocked out more white girls than Rick James...Venus and Serena Williams"

lol

[A-Trak]

hell yeah, chris rock fucken ripped it. best vma host, compared to past (jimmy fallon, waynes brothers, & jamie foxx)

[Hatesrats™]

I don't know about ya'll...
But danm!! I was feelin' Mary J Blige like whoa!!!
She wore the fuck out of that body suit when she tore down that set she did. {AZZ was Poooooooooww!!}

I love a woman who can squat down like that and get up like nothin'...{When she sing's on the floor....}
and her body is off the hook  

I'm in love...all over again
Hatesrats 2oooTre

[Mygla]

I don't know about ya'll...
But danm!! I was feelin' Mary J Blige like whoa!!!
She wore the fuck out of that body suit when she tore down that set she did. {AZZ was Poooooooooww!!}

I love a woman who can squat down like that and get up like nothin'...{When she sing's on the floor....}
and her body is off the hook  

I'm in love...all over again
Hatesrats 2oooTre

i don't like old women..... all wrinkled up and shit  

[UDollar A.K.A Nino]

"50 Cent has been takin´ more shots in the face then Jenna Jameson"....

That one and the olson twin joke, were probably the funniest/best....
They should have let him have more stand up time in the begining, the guy
bashed alot of the artist and dint give a crap....
Respect to that, lol....

[Trauma-san]

"These next two presenters have knocked out more white girls than Rick James...Venus and Serena Williams"

lol

Man, you'd be horrible at standup.  

"These next two presenters have BEAT more white girls than Rick James...."


Damn, get it right

[Jay ay Beee]

Same difference

God I didn't tape the show and wind it back just to see what he said

I just thought that was memorable

loosen up

[Noon Bank$]

Shit was funny wen he was like
"We couldnt put 50 by Ja Rule...the olsen twins are down here, therefore we had to put RKelly way up in row 400" lol

[Eazy-E RuthlessG]

theres sumthing about them 100 spokes they be like dipped

[LyRiCaL_G]

lol word, muhfucka jus brings pure joke, aint no cat out their as good as him........they should have let him have another 15 minutes doin his stand up! everyone would have been red after that, he jus cussed the fuck outta bare cats with his one lines, nigga runs the comedy

[bez]

LOL at the r kelly joke, lolol

[Kaidy]

yea Chris Rock was the main event. i like that shit he said about Justin being on Punk'd. then he said what would happen if DMX was on it. that shit had me rollin  

[Jome]

yea Chris Rock was the main event. i like that shit he said about Justin being on Punk'd. then he said what would happen if DMX was on it. that shit had me rollin  

Yeah, but it would have been more realistic if he exchanged DMX with Styles..
But then nobody would get the joke.. lol

[[Stoned]Jesus H. Christ[Wheat]]

that r kelly and olsen twin joke was fucking funny as hell