Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan

[Jome]

posted by decker  on Tuesday August 26, @09:12AM
   
   
The latest fad to hit Japan involves paying a professional female masseuse to play with your gonads, without issues of legality. The artistry of 'Ancient Thai Style Testicle Massages' is establishing itself as a massage parlor standard, which promises to improve internal organ functionality and relax the brain. The masseuses are fully licensed in the practice, typically studying at a temple in Thailand, where the art is considered a medical treatment, and where scholars debate over textbook testes manipulation methodologies. The treatment begins with a licensed testicle masseuse applying a fierce amount of pressure to the area between the scrotum and the anus before actually fondling the balls. One technique with the actual nut handling consists of holding the scrotum with both hands and swinging them gently in an arc motion. According to the Tao Garden Healing Resort and Spa in Thailand, the testicles, penis, prostate gland, bladder and the kidneys become 'activated' under the procedure and relieve symptoms of related to urinary problems as well as back pain and memory loss. Patients reportedly feel 'refreshed' after the procedure.

Contrary to popular belief, the practice is not sexual in nature, nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes.

Before booking that flight to Japan, read more here and here.

here and here is here:
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0308/0822balls.html
http://www.tao-garden.com/genital/

LoL..

[Doggystylin]

not sexual? i bet everyone gets a hard on....lmao

[ARYC]

"nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes."

LOL!!!!for sum reason i think that's VERY funny....i wish they could though



client says (while being massaged): can u read my future?
masseuse:yes.....I see somthing coming........
client: Damn it !!!!!!!!!! *ejaculates all over masseuse and leaves in a hurry*

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Mannnn, dats sicc as fuck.....

[bez]

fucking dope, lie there and have sum fine jap play with ya wallabees, amazing!

[The Big Bad Ass]

fucking dope, lie there and have sum fine jap play with ya wallabees, amazing!

lol.

[JTSimon]

6 months and it will be in America  

[KING VerbalAssaulta]

i hope this hits home...i'll be first in line .....though the chick has to be somewhat decent

[Jome]

Hopefully they will all be lined up when you enter, and you just pick your favorite..  

[T.J.]

"nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes."

LOL!!!!for sum reason i think that's VERY funny....i wish they could though



client says (while being massaged): can u read my future?
masseuse:yes.....I see somthing coming........
client: Damn it !!!!!!!!!! *ejaculates all over masseuse and leaves in a hurry*

LMFAO

[Trauma-san]

I don't want to ever hear another word about Americans being crazy, these guys in Japan have us beat, they're always doing funny Shit.  

[Trauma-san]

WET SHOWER TIME


Here's a pic from the site of the 'therapist' who does it.





Hmm, looks familiar, anybody?

[Jome]

Fuck you Trauma, killing our fantasies..