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LMAO...New Masturbation Record...
« on: September 30, 2003, 09:44:36 AM »
Christine Henry Shatters Masturbation World Record!

September 28, 2003

It's official, Christine Henry is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Christine Henry achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Christine Henry remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Christine Henry is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Christine Henry was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Christine Henry said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2003, 09:54:47 AM »
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Christine Henry said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

LOL
 

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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2003, 01:35:33 PM »
u gotta be kidding
 

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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2003, 02:46:25 PM »
 

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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2003, 04:30:11 PM »
my dick would be so sore damn i wouldnt believe it i would let a girl do that for me
 

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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2003, 05:36:23 PM »
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon...

lol that line made me laugh ;D ;D ;D
 

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2003, 07:13:53 PM »
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!




 

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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2003, 07:24:04 PM »
thats one weird guy
It's 4:20, are you smoking?


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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2003, 11:27:22 PM »
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period.

why doesnt that surprise me? lol...thats one record i dont think i'd be proud of...
 

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2003, 06:12:11 AM »
Who thinks I can beat it?

lol
 

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2003, 06:48:59 AM »
Damn!
 

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2003, 09:45:18 AM »
Why is no one laughing at the fact that a guy's named Christine?  :D
 

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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2003, 09:51:39 AM »
Why is no one laughing at the fact that a guy's named Christine?  :D

LOL just what i was thinking
 

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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2003, 11:32:01 AM »
Who thinks I can beat it?

lol

i dont want to think about you beating it  ;D
 

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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2003, 01:01:30 PM »
*uuuuhhh ok... :o
 

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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2003, 03:35:36 PM »
u gotta be kidding

fah real huh?! when i seen tha title of this thread, i figured it HAD to have sumthin to do with u, and yur brand new Bone poster.  ;D
 

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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2003, 06:40:39 PM »
wow.....and i thought sky diving was dangerous :-\
 

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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2003, 02:58:51 PM »
Who thinks I can beat it?

lol

i dont want to think about you beating it  ;D

lol dont then
 

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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2003, 05:08:20 PM »
Christine? I though Blades name was Kanwar?
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2003, 06:46:29 PM »
Christine? I though Blades name was Kanwar?
LMFAO OMG I SWEAR IM CRACKIN UP RIGHT NOW lol