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Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« on: October 24, 2003, 08:19:25 AM »
She's pretty hot, but could eat a sandwich or something.



I'd hit it... with a big stick, as per Islamic law, since she is in public without her burka.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2003, 08:52:47 AM »
Hold on, here are some more...

-I'd give her a weapon of pubic area destruction!
-i'd fire an rpg into her cave complex!
-I'd bust her bunker!
-I'd get a governement contract to rebuild that infrastructure!
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2003, 08:56:52 AM »
Will it ever stop?

-I'd tali her ban
-I'd set off a bomb in her southern region
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2003, 09:12:56 AM »
LOL! You're crazy Engelwood. You got problems. ;D
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2003, 10:01:23 AM »
I'd tell her one of the Twin Towers survived after wich I would have shown it to her  ;)
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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2003, 12:51:40 PM »
damn! how about the one behind her in the blue bikini!
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2003, 02:28:35 PM »
I never thought I'd see the day when I rubbed one out while looking at a photo of an Afghan woman.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2003, 05:06:32 PM »
She IS hot, but every other woman in the picture looks better than her.  Maybe it was just a condolence prize, like "Hey, sorry we bombed the shit out of your country" or something.  Was she just the best in Afganistan, or did she win nicest in the world or something?
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2003, 08:17:45 PM »
Considering that she woulda been stoned to death if the taliban was still in power I say it's a HUGE improvement. Sure the others are hotties, but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers if you know what I mean.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2003, 08:45:41 PM »
I'm the biggest Englewood fan on WCC...Dude is hillarious.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2003, 08:59:33 PM »
^^ I'm a close second.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2003, 09:22:54 PM »
the bitch needs to eat...
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2003, 02:12:38 AM »


 Well here are a few forebodings:

  --> She'll be made an US citizen in another few monthts.

  --> She'll become the first *Afgan* under-secretory in the White house.

  --> BUSH will be caught recieving a BLOW JOB from her, and will be impeached.

  --> Four members of this FORUM will commit SUICIDE.

 ---RIP in Advance


 
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2003, 03:17:24 AM »


 Well here are a few forebodings:

  --> She'll be made an US citizen in another few monthts.

  --> She'll become the first *Afgan* under-secretory in the White house.

  --> BUSH will be caught recieving a BLOW JOB from her, and will be impeached.

  --> Four members of this FORUM will commit SUICIDE.

 ---RIP in Advance


 

This post was funny untill you showed up. Do me a favor and don't ever post in one of my topics again.

But really...

I'd feed it.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2003, 03:20:18 AM »
Old and busted:


New hotness:
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2003, 03:31:19 AM »
^^^^^^ LMAO!

sup big willie
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2003, 03:35:00 AM »
Not a lot man. Just ggetting back from the bars.

It's amazing how many bar fights we get into and are allowed back next weekend.

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2003, 03:37:28 AM »
Yeah Big AG was just sayin the same thing.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2003, 10:32:48 AM »
On an ideological note:

"On my wall, I have a picture of a Muslim woman shrouded in a burka.

Beside it is a picture of an American beauty contestant, wearing nothing but a bikini.

One woman is totally hidden from the public; the other is totally exposed. These two extremes say a great deal about the clash of so-called "civilizations."

The role of woman is at the heart of any culture. Apart from stealing Arab oil, the impending war in the Middle East is about stripping Arabs of their religion and culture, exchanging the burka for a bikini.

I am not an expert on the condition of Muslim women and I love feminine beauty too much to advocate the burka here. But I am defending some of the values that the burka represents for me.

For me, the burka represents a woman's consecration to her husband and family. Only they see her.

It affirms the privacy, exclusivity and importance of the domestic sphere.

The Muslim woman's focus is her home, the "nest" where her children are born and reared. She is the "home" maker, the taproot that sustains the spiritual life of the family, nurturing and training her children, providing refuge and support to her husband.

In contrast, the bikinied American beauty queen struts practically naked in front of millions on TV. A feminist, she belongs to herself. In practice, paradoxically, she is public property. She belongs to no one and everyone. She shops her body to the highest bidder. She is auctioning herself all of the time.

In America, the cultural measure of a woman's value is her sex appeal. (As this asset depreciates quickly, she is neurotically obsessed with appearance and plagued by weight problems.)

As an adolescent, her role model is Britney Spears, a singer whose act approximates a strip tease. From Britney, she learns that she will be loved only if she gives sex. Thus, she learns to "hook up" rather than to demand patient courtship and true love. As a result, dozens of males know her before her husband does. She loses her innocence, which is a part of her charm. She becomes hardened and calculating. Unable to love, she is unfit to receive her husband's seed.

The feminine personality is founded on the emotional relationship between mother and baby. It is based on nurturing and self-sacrifice. Masculine nature is founded on the relationship between hunter and prey. It is based on aggression and reason.

Feminism teaches woman that feminine nature has resulted in "oppression" and that she should convert to male behavior instead. The result: a confused and aggressive woman with a large chip on her shoulder, unfit to become a wife or mother.

At his press conference on Sunday, Donald Rumsfeld said that Iranian women and youth were restive under the rule of the Mullahs. He implied that the US would soon liberate them. To Britney Spears? To low-rise "see-my-thong" pants? To the mutual masturbation that passes for sexuality in America?

Parenthood is the pinnacle of human development. It is the stage when we finally graduate from self-indulgence and become God's surrogates: creating and nurturing new life. The New World Order does not want us to reach this level of maturity. Pornography is the substitute for marriage. We are to remain stunted: single, sex-starved and self-obsessed.

We are not meant to have a permanent "private" life. We are to remain lonely and isolated, dependent on consumer products for our identity, in a state of perpetual courtship.

This is especially destructive for woman. Her sexual attraction is a function of her fertility. As fertility declines, so does her sex appeal. If a woman devotes her prime years to becoming "independent," she is not likely to find a permanent mate.

Her long-term personal fulfillment and happiness lies in making marriage and family her first priority.

I am not advocating the burka but rather some of the values that it represents, specifically a woman's consecration to her future husband and family, and the modesty and dignity this entails.

The burka and the bikini represent two extremes. The answer lies somewhere in the middle. "


and one a side note, this girls making us look bad. Ive seen many a fine Afghan girl, shit, her mama's not stuffin that ass with rice and potatoes.

"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

- Lewis Carroll
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2003, 06:18:33 PM »
^^^ Tech, you know as well as I do, that my idea of beauty, yours, and these pubescents on the board are entirely different.  I'm not looking for a Britney Spears to be my childrens mother, and neither is most of America.  "The answer lies somewhere in the middle" of course.  Even though the media (which is biased, overbearing, and entirely useless) presents Britney Spears as the American Ideal, she's not, none of the girls I know would ever dare of dressing like that, and those are the people that represent the American woman.  This bikini'd afgan woman is just a symbol, and yes, the burka does represent all the good things you mentioned, but in America, we don't need to cover our women from head to toe in order for them to retain their modesty.  
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2003, 01:15:04 AM »

  We all are driven by a voyeuristic pleasure... We take extreme  pleasure in watching other perfrom the acts which we can never dream of performing.

  This human tendency has been exploited since ancient times, to quote: *The Roman Collosseum*
 
  And the modern equivalent of this is the Hollywood movies.. and teh like. These models or actors or singers - the Entertainers are basically there to exploit teh VOYEUR present in all of us, and in the process entertain us. They are basically streotypes and u'll never find the common men/women aping them in the society in which they exist.
  But as Tech seys they do affect the society in the long run.

 Wearing a burka shouldn't be a problem at all as long as women are allowed to carryout their jobs freely either @ home or in the workplace and are given equal oppurtunities.
 
 *You Can wear a Burka and STILL be a Feminist*
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2003, 09:54:08 PM »


 Well here are a few forebodings:

  --> She'll be made an US citizen in another few monthts.

  --> She'll become the first *Afgan* under-secretory in the White house.

  --> BUSH will be caught recieving a BLOW JOB from her, and will be impeached.

  --> Four members of this FORUM will commit SUICIDE.

 ---RIP in Advance


 

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