Author Topic: Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!  (Read 406 times)

Woodrow

Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« on: October 24, 2003, 08:19:25 AM »
She's pretty hot, but could eat a sandwich or something.



I'd hit it... with a big stick, as per Islamic law, since she is in public without her burka.
 

Woodrow

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2003, 08:52:47 AM »
Hold on, here are some more...

-I'd give her a weapon of pubic area destruction!
-i'd fire an rpg into her cave complex!
-I'd bust her bunker!
-I'd get a governement contract to rebuild that infrastructure!
 

Woodrow

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2003, 08:56:52 AM »
Will it ever stop?

-I'd tali her ban
-I'd set off a bomb in her southern region
 

BL7

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2003, 09:12:56 AM »
LOL! You're crazy Engelwood. You got problems. ;D
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2003, 10:01:23 AM »
I'd tell her one of the Twin Towers survived after wich I would have shown it to her  ;)
Z knows about ALL your inner conflicts..
 

budsmokeronly

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2003, 12:51:40 PM »
damn! how about the one behind her in the blue bikini!
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2003, 02:28:35 PM »
I never thought I'd see the day when I rubbed one out while looking at a photo of an Afghan woman.
 

Trauma-san

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2003, 05:06:32 PM »
She IS hot, but every other woman in the picture looks better than her.  Maybe it was just a condolence prize, like "Hey, sorry we bombed the shit out of your country" or something.  Was she just the best in Afganistan, or did she win nicest in the world or something?
 

Woodrow

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2003, 08:17:45 PM »
Considering that she woulda been stoned to death if the taliban was still in power I say it's a HUGE improvement. Sure the others are hotties, but I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers if you know what I mean.
 

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2003, 08:45:41 PM »
I'm the biggest Englewood fan on WCC...Dude is hillarious.
 

The Big Bad Ass

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2003, 08:59:33 PM »
^^ I'm a close second.
 

Casper

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2003, 09:22:54 PM »
the bitch needs to eat...
 

Eidolon_Ravi

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Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2003, 02:12:38 AM »


 Well here are a few forebodings:

  --> She'll be made an US citizen in another few monthts.

  --> She'll become the first *Afgan* under-secretory in the White house.

  --> BUSH will be caught recieving a BLOW JOB from her, and will be impeached.

  --> Four members of this FORUM will commit SUICIDE.

 ---RIP in Advance


 
 

Woodrow

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2003, 03:17:24 AM »


 Well here are a few forebodings:

  --> She'll be made an US citizen in another few monthts.

  --> She'll become the first *Afgan* under-secretory in the White house.

  --> BUSH will be caught recieving a BLOW JOB from her, and will be impeached.

  --> Four members of this FORUM will commit SUICIDE.

 ---RIP in Advance


 

This post was funny untill you showed up. Do me a favor and don't ever post in one of my topics again.

But really...

I'd feed it.
 

Woodrow

Re:Meet Miss Afghanistan... She's the bomb!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2003, 03:20:18 AM »
Old and busted:


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