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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2003, 04:10:26 PM »
just tell her some bullshit about how her eyes are beautiful, and shes so pretty...blah blah blah....i love a girl who i can talk to.....blah....yadda yadda yadda....dick in mouth.
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2003, 08:29:44 PM »
"let me offer u a drink", "ok"  (she falls on the floor 10 seconds after she takes a sip) "Muahahahahaa" (As I pull down her pants when shes out cold)
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2003, 10:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Raw~Craiga on November 13, 2003, 08:29:44 PM
"let me offer u a drink", "ok"  (she falls on the floor 10 seconds after she takes a sip) "Muahahahahaa" (As I pull down her pants when shes out cold)

thats cold man...thats not even funny

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i love a girl who i can talk to.....blah....yadda yadda yadda....dick in mouth.

rofl
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2003, 05:01:30 AM »
 got some more..


-Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
-Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption
-Hi. You'll do
-I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one
_If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

all i gots right now, try em out ;)
« Last Edit: November 14, 2003, 05:01:48 AM by Bram »
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2003, 05:05:16 AM »
So I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2003, 05:07:02 AM by Bram »
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2003, 05:17:06 AM »
Quote from: Bram on November 14, 2003, 05:05:16 AM
Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.


LMAO!! props for that one
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2003, 08:21:35 AM »
Quote from: Bram on November 14, 2003, 05:05:16 AM

Did you ever live on a chicken farm? (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks.

Hahaha..could be good...depends on who said it n how ;)
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2003, 12:47:59 AM »
Quote from: Bram on November 14, 2003, 05:01:30 AM
-Hi. You'll do
_If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

ROFLMFAO
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2003, 05:30:37 AM »
-hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?
-Im no fred flinstone, but I can surely make your bedrock!
-Im easy, are you?
-thats a nice set of legs.. what time do they open?
-Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
-Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?


fack... sorry all I can think of off the top of my head..
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2003, 05:33:04 AM »
oh wait,

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.


meh
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2003, 02:41:59 PM »
just say "bitch, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey" usually lets em know the business, peace.
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2003, 07:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on November 09, 2003, 09:29:45 AM
Quote from: The original, the one and only, Now_I_Know on November 09, 2003, 01:28:33 AM
I don't, I rape sheep!

thats a little more information than I wanted to know.
y u fuck migets in barns and snowball wit chix
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2003, 09:31:00 PM »
Quote from: AlerG on November 15, 2003, 02:41:59 PM
just say "bitch, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey" usually lets em know the business, peace.

lol...i'll try that next time  ;D
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #58 on: November 16, 2003, 12:26:43 AM »
Quote from: Great Dane on November 15, 2003, 07:46:15 PM
Quote from: Hector Dragoncox on November 09, 2003, 09:29:45 AM
Quote from: The original, the one and only, Now_I_Know on November 09, 2003, 01:28:33 AM
I don't, I rape sheep!

thats a little more information than I wanted to know.
y u fuck migets in barns and snowball wit chix



LMAO...you really believe him?
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Re:How do you ask a chick to have sex?
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2003, 12:35:06 AM »
"Hello ugly girl my name is mauzip and i have gonosiphilitis, as my final wish before i die i would like to stick my very small genital organs into your very very very large genital area...i have 5 dollars...is that enough?"
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