Author Topic: Another Jizzoke (Read 163 times)

Noon Bank$ · « **on:** November 11, 2003, 03:39:43 PM »

A little boy's first day in school and a teacher was going
to play a "guessing" game. She passed out different items
to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student
what item they received.
When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him
a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?"
Jimmy replied "No."
The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it."
Little Jimmy did so.
The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?"
Little Jimmy said "Nooooo."
The teacher said, "I will give you a hint; it is something your
daddy wants from your mommy every morning before
he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps
up and screams...
"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT... IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!!!!!"!"