Bez and Pink

[UnstoppableForce]

...are in competition of who can get with the most guys.

They even chat about their experiences.

Bez: No you bloody pig, I'm a way better willy sucker than you are. Wanna bet?
Pink: shut up u lil faggot everybody knows fat bitches suck dick like no1 can
Bez: Well Mauzip said I was the best he's ever had
Pink: mauzip? he sent me messages asking me for advice on how to suck dick, so that proves I'm the master
Bez: Anyways, who do you think has the biggest willy on the board?
Pink: i don't know yet, i haven't fucked everybody yet, but it sure as hell ain't SGV
Bez: LOL, you're a mighty funny gal
Pink: Who do you think?
Bez: I don't know, most of these guys on the board are too old. I like em a lil younger. Bez likes fresh meat!
Pink: eww ur fuckin sick
Bez: I think I might give these jolly hunks on the board a try. I've been chatting with Mauzip a lot lately and we might meet up and have us a dandy good time if you know what i mean
Pink: of course i do. im a personal at the holiday inn. they give me "frequent 1-nite stand" discounts
Bez: Oh you bloody gal you're such a freak! But I think if I start getting with guys on the board they will choose me over you
Pink: ill take u up on that bet willyboy
Bez: You got it you bloody whale


So who do you guys think will win this?

So far its 1-1
Bez: Mauzip
Pink: SGV

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Lets not forget, Pink had her brother too...


She's in the lead!

[bez]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

[UnstoppableForce]

UPDATE

Bez: Mauzip
Pink:SGV, MDogg

Pink's lead 2-1

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMAO...Best thread ever

[UnstoppableForce]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

Yes, we all know what a wonderful life you lead. I mean what could possibly be better than fucking lil boys?

*Mauzip yells like a maniac and replies to my question*

(Mauzip) "NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YA"

[UnstoppableForce]

Oh I just remembered something: Should Bez's lil boys count in this race or just boardmembers? You guys tell me

[bez]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

Yes, we all know what a wonderful life you lead. I mean what could possibly be better than fucking lil boys?

*Mauzip yells like a maniac and replies to my question*

(Mauzip) "NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YA"

dam your sick.  

[UnstoppableForce]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

Yes, we all know what a wonderful life you lead. I mean what could possibly be better than fucking lil boys?

*Mauzip yells like a maniac and replies to my question*

(Mauzip) "NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YA"

dam your sick.  

What's sicker: You living that lifestyle of yours, or me informing others about it? I'm just pointing out facts, while you suck the willys. Bez, you meet all specifications for a priest. Congratulations!

[bez]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

Yes, we all know what a wonderful life you lead. I mean what could possibly be better than fucking lil boys?

*Mauzip yells like a maniac and replies to my question*

(Mauzip) "NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YA"

dam your sick.  

What's sicker: You living that lifestyle of yours, or me informing others about it? I'm just pointing out facts, while you suck the willys. Bez, you meet all specifications for a priest. Congratulations!

YOUR MOTHER IS A FAT UGLY SLAG MATE.  U PROBERLY LIVE ON A TRAILER PARK AND HAVE NO LIFE OR FRIENDS.  WHAT A FUCKING FOOL U R.

[UnstoppableForce]

Wow what a sad life you lead.

Yes, we all know what a wonderful life you lead. I mean what could possibly be better than fucking lil boys?

*Mauzip yells like a maniac and replies to my question*

(Mauzip) "NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YA"

dam your sick.  

What's sicker: You living that lifestyle of yours, or me informing others about it? I'm just pointing out facts, while you suck the willys. Bez, you meet all specifications for a priest. Congratulations!

YOUR MOTHER IS A FAT UGLY SLAG MATE.  U PROBERLY LIVE ON A TRAILER PARK AND HAVE NO LIFE OR FRIENDS.  WHAT A FUCKING FOOL U R.

LOL, you got me right where it hurts

[UnstoppableForce]

^^^ Don't get excited it's not what you think Bez. I know how happy that must've made you but dont get your dildo all in a twist

[Don Seer]

i cant believe how weak u guys are.. seriously.

[Jome]

i cant believe how weak u guys are.. seriously.