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50 Pence - P.I.N.T. (lyrics)
« on: November 19, 2003, 06:58:46 PM »
hope yall have heard this song from the same man that brought us the classic "In Da Pub". Following in the great English tradition he brings us his new joint "P.I.N.T." As you can imagine it has the same beat and flow to 50 Cent's "P.I.M.P Remix". For those that don't know his group is called Burn Unit .. it makes sense in the song :D





I dont know what you heard about me
But you aint getting this smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.

Now sharon she's in the pub she's pulling the pint's
And pulling the punters if she thinks the price is right
She's into nuts and gin with slim like tonic
she plucked out her eyebrow and drew a lion on it
i dont buy her a drink just get her some pork scratchings
keep her off my pint cos i think her walks catching
its pub quiz night and she's bad for my health
she asked me 21 questions and they all about herself
she likes my hair she likes my car she's in the daily sport
i don't understand a single word cos she comes from York
i'm not that bloke thats only tryna get her into bed
i'm that bloke thats only trying cos im off my head
we can leave now if your starting to get bored
we'll take the bus home cos my nova's not insured
look luv its simple if you sitting with me
sip your drink but don't touch my P.I.N.T.

I dont know what you heard about me
But you aint getting this smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.

B-B-BURN UNIT!!!!

F-I-F-T-Y Pence thats me
i work in the burn unit infirmary
and they (?) pension till i'm 63
and you know that i'm representing Kingslangley
F-I-F-T-Y Pence thats me
i'm a nature loving geezer you can find me in the tree
i'm accidently known and locally accepted
Get off my pint so now you know about me

Yer luv got my Reebok classics on
I'm bout to show you why my pint hand is quite strong
You're not wrong if you think i got a lazy eye
It's cos i had a mishap with a steak and kidney pie (oops)
I down a pint the same way i down a glass of water
I swear i didnt know this bird was the landlords daughter
Burn U-N-I-Tizzie I bumped my head and now im feeling dizzy
I got people in Watford that know how i get down
Got a bird in (?) a few mates in town
I got a job in McDonald's and i'm not messing around
I got a Big Mac, McFlurry's and a Quarter Pound (eer)
(HaHa) just put it on my tab
Pick up a donna at Millenium Kebab
After closing time and about the fighting
I've got a beer proof vest to avoid the Pinting

I dont know what you heard about me
But you aint getting this smirnoff for free
You can sit yourself on my knee
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.

Yer now in Hollywood they say there's no business like show business
Well in the pub Dave said theres no business like the dough business
He's a baker

See if i talk really fast it sounds like crap but if you listen really fast i aint gotta slow down
Yeeer



 

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Re:50 Pence - P.I.N.T. (lyrics)
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2003, 05:57:01 AM »
Lol, this guy cracks me up big time, another classic.

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Re:50 Pence - P.I.N.T. (lyrics)
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2003, 09:27:46 AM »
Got a link to the song?
« Last Edit: November 20, 2003, 09:28:09 AM by Sniper »
 

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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2003, 12:12:40 PM »
LOL

your a funny guy
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2003, 12:37:30 PM »
It's funny......I like this one better then "In da Pub"
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2003, 07:42:11 PM »
dont have a link its on irc and kazaa tho

 

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2003, 04:09:02 AM »
lmao


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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2003, 04:18:26 AM »
lol  ;D
 

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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2003, 05:02:44 AM »
 

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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2003, 07:01:25 AM »
^^

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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2003, 09:20:50 AM »
this man is a genious