how the hell am i supossed to pay these fuckers

[Doggystylin]

im confused on how to pay the source, call me a retard, but it was 2 options, one is [payment enclosed]. other is [bill me]. now what do i have to do to pay the first way? i mean its just a piece of paper you have to send without puttin it in a envelope, so how can i send a money order or somethin with it?, 2nd way, bill me, lol i dunno how to pay that way, last year they sent the bill and i was a retard and threw it away, lol, so they stopped sendin it to me

and oh yeah is there any quicker way to get a subscription? cuz last time it took them 2 months to get me started, and their website subscribtion isnt workin

[budsmokeronly]

This would be the easiest way:

1.  Move to New York

2.  Record yourself an album, in the quickest way possible, to ensure you get your subscription quiker.  It doesn't have to be anything amazing, just do something like this:

Yo my names flip dogg
and yeah I'm a hog
I like to pet my dog
momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I can't see while driving in the fog
yesterday I took a shit that looked like a log

chorus:

New york, New York
New York, New York
Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah

3.  Bring your tape over to the Source offices to review it.  (make sure you let them know you reside in New York)

4.  Wait for them to give you 4 and a half mics, and then ask them for a free subscription.  Simple as that.

[Doggystylin]

lmao thanx

[The Big Bad Ass]

This would be the easiest way:

1.  Move to New York

2.  Record yourself an album, in the quickest way possible, to ensure you get your subscription quiker.  It doesn't have to be anything amazing, just do something like this:

Yo my names flip dogg
and yeah I'm a hog
I like to pet my dog
momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I can't see while driving in the fog
yesterday I took a shit that looked like a log

chorus:

New york, New York
New York, New York
Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah

3.  Bring your tape over to the Source offices to review it.  (make sure you let them know you reside in New York)

4.  Wait for them to give you 4 and a half mics, and then ask them for a free subscription.  Simple as that.

LMFAO. Dude, you are funny. It's funny, and true.

[Sikotic™]

This would be the easiest way:

1.  Move to New York

2.  Record yourself an album, in the quickest way possible, to ensure you get your subscription quiker.  It doesn't have to be anything amazing, just do something like this:

Yo my names flip dogg
and yeah I'm a hog
I like to pet my dog
momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I can't see while driving in the fog
yesterday I took a shit that looked like a log

chorus:

New york, New York
New York, New York
Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah

3.  Bring your tape over to the Source offices to review it.  (make sure you let them know you reside in New York)

4.  Wait for them to give you 4 and a half mics, and then ask them for a free subscription.  Simple as that.

LMAO

Yo, if I were you I would just get a new envelope and put your check or money order in it and send it that way.