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Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« on: December 13, 2003, 06:23:41 PM »
Aight, so I know most of us got funny drunk stories. Let's tell em.


Gather 'round the camp fire children, Uncle S.G.V. has a story for you.


About 2 months ago my homegirl, who I'm trying to get at, tells me her moms is leaving and shes gonna have a Kick Back at her pad. I'm like "geah, my chance to get at her now." So, before I roll over to her place, I go to my other homegirls pad. I had bought two six packs, because I didn't plan on drinking much. I had to be at work the next day at 6am.  Anyway, we get to my homegirls pad and I start drinking. But, there was so much beer there, I didn't have to touch mine. One of the chicks that lived there was bringing me beers and pounded em with me. I said to myself, I need to slow down. But, I was having fun so I said fuck it, keep it moving. By the time I finished one of my six packs, 3 Coronas and two shots of Tequila, I decided, to go to the other kick back. I grab my other six pack and bounce.

As I'm walking to my car, I burp. It was one of those, "You're gonna throw up tonight" burps. I knew it. So I said I was gonna take it slow. I get there and YO! my homegirl is wasted. She was friendly and shit. So, I'm thinking its my chance and all that. Now, I rolled solo to her pad, so I ain't know anybody there, except her and her sister. I sort of new her homeboy, some Gay cat that went to high school with me. He was actually coo for being a fag. I just posted up in the kitchen drinking. Her homeboys approached me like "you want some of this liquor." It was vodka I think, can't remember no more. So, I started taking shots with em. I was feeling it now. I started pounding my beers, for no good reason. Next thing I know, someone cracks over some Couvousier. I ain't never drank that shit. That shit was getting me. I was feeling it. I'm about 14 beers deep, 7 to 8 shots in and I was still able to think, talk and walk straight.

It all went down hill from there, though. I remember being outside her house and her moms rolled up. After that, I REMEMBER NOTHING. I wake up in my bed head pounding. It's fucking 8:30 in the morning. 2 and half hours late for work. I mash out to work, grab any old shirt and shit. Turns out, I grabbed an old ass shirt. It was like an extra extra small. LOL. I looked like a foo. I noticed my wallet and celly were missing, so at work I called my celly. Some due answers. I'm like "what up, this is Elliot, who's this?"

"Oh what up man, this is Ed..."

I'm thinking, who? Then it dawned on me, "Aight, what up man. Tell me what happened last night, I got no clue."

Homie breaks into the story. Tells me about 5 minutes after her moms came, I started throwing up in her front lawn, in front of moms. Strike 1.

I pass out in a chair, in the front lawn, in front of moms. Strike 2.

Had to be drug to my truck and driven home by some due I don't know. Strike 3, 4 and 5.

Thrown on my couch at about 3 am, then found by my pops throwing up. Thank God he didn't know I was drunk. He thought I ate something that didn't agree with my stomach. Pops is coo as fuck.

Homegirl ain't allowed to have parties no more unless moms is around. Strike 6 - 9.

It took me a month and a half to get in good with her again. Moral of the story is, never over drink when you're with a chick you like. You'll look like a foo in the end.
 

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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2003, 07:21:02 PM »
LOL, good ole alcohol!  I luv that shit!  I got lots of drunk stories but I don't wanna type any out, plus peeps on here already heard some.  I've gotten shitfaced drunk and blacked out so many times.
 

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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2003, 08:18:56 PM »
I don't have any funny ones....sure I've had fun while drunk but nothing fun to write about.
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2003, 11:07:53 PM »
LoL

The funniest times is usually when you don't remember anything, and your people tell you what you did and what went down (or out).. usually ends up sounding pretty funny..
And then days later, getting flashbacks and shit..  ;D
 

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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2003, 09:50:42 PM »
LoL

The funniest times is usually when you don't remember anything, and your people tell you what you did and what went down (or out).. usually ends up sounding pretty funny..
And then days later, getting flashbacks and shit..  ;D


thats what happened when I came really close to alcohol poising. I was crazy active and hyper for about 20 minutes, then I was throwing up for about 3 hours every fucking 10 minutes at least. Then I crawled to a bed and passed out then woke up in the morning and 10 minutes later the cycle resumed for about another 5 hours then I got home showerd and passed out again for about 10 hours then woke up and went to work....I want to get drunk now ;D
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2003, 09:58:31 PM »
anyone else when you throw up and shit always think "I'm never fucking drinking again this shit is gay" I always say that but the thing is I never remember much of the night so it doesn't really matter
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2003, 10:33:28 PM »
^^My homie would say that Friday and Saturday he'd be drinking again. LOL.

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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2003, 10:40:22 PM »
^^My homie would say that Friday and Saturday he'd be drinking again. LOL.

I'm ashamed of you WCC. No Drunk Stories?

ya, I thought this thread was gonna blow up but nothing so far, very odd if you ask me.
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2003, 11:00:11 PM »

ya, I thought this thread was gonna blow up but nothing so far, very odd if you ask me.
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2003, 11:05:10 PM »

ya, I thought this thread was gonna blow up but nothing so far, very odd if you ask me.
Sons of bitches.

maybe their all drunk right now...

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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2003, 11:09:15 PM »
I should have some stories after my works xmas party (which is being held on Jan.17 due to the incompotence of our manager) I've worked there for 2 and a half years now and most people only know me as being really quite and shit so it ought to interesting when I get wasted as fuck there, as I'm clumsy and loud and not shy at all when I'm drunk.
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2003, 11:26:22 PM »
I'm way too damn lazy to type a big ass story, I got tons of em tho
 

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2003, 12:37:50 PM »
I should have some stories after my works xmas party

Hee hee... they're always great fun.

Our was last week in The Burlington Hotel in Birmingham (very posh hotel in the city centre). Me and my team (seven guys, one girl) all hired World War II RAF uniforms to go in ;D

Started the night with a pint of Westons Cider (8.2% alcohol) in the office. Hit the bar at the hotel and I had three bottles of Kronenburg (mmmmm...)

Then it went downhill.

I've been in a steady relationship with my missus for about three years, so I don't get out and get shit-faced as much as I would like. Same situation with this girl on my team, and we'd spent the day commiserating with each other. So in the  bar, we said fuck it - tonight was our night.

Sat down to eat the meal at the hotel, poured ourselves two big glasses of red and white wine each and set ourselves a 10 minute limit to drink them. On top of the cider and beer we were already shit faced. Then I had an idea.

We each asked another person at the table to name a sprit or liquor. One named Archers, the other named vodka. We hit the bar, and ordered a shot of each for each of us, tipped them into one glass and knocked it back straight.

Following that start we had:

Archers and vodka together, no mixer
Aftershock and a Sidekick together
Southern Comfort and Jack Daniels together, no mixer. Twice

Neither of us can remember a fucking thing about the night beyond what we were drinking. What a night. Can't even remember getting home, although to my credit the missus said I didn't appear to be that drunk beyond the fact that I was singing Justin Timberlake as I came in (must have been playing it at the part I s'pose)

Alcohol. Gotta love it.
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2003, 01:07:57 PM »
I should have some stories after my works xmas party

Neither of us can remember a fucking thing about the night beyond what we were drinking. What a night. Can't even remember getting home, although to my credit the missus said I didn't appear to be that drunk beyond the fact that I was singing Justin Timberlake as I came in (must have been playing it at the part I s'pose)

Alcohol. Gotta love it.

thats some funny shit
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Re:Your Worst Drunk Stories...
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2003, 02:52:10 PM »
One of the first real times I went out on the town with my friend turned into a nightmare for me.  I had 2 after shocks and I was gone off em.  I had a few pints and then the 2 after shocks and about 20 minutes later I was sitting on a couch in a club throwing up on myself and just acting real shitty, ya know when ya body just has no control over itself.  I ran outside the club and fell asleep against a shop window.  My friends came out the club about 20 minutes laters and found my lying on the street asleep.  

Mad night.  I've only had a few nights like that in my life.  Where ya drink so much ya throw up loads and then cant remember shit.  I have a habit of actually falling asleep on the toilet when I have had loads to drink.  Dunno why, but its funny as fuck when I wake up and I'm like, shhhhit I did it again.  lol.  

Now I usually just have loads of drinks and then fall alsleep with a spinning head, aint been sick for agesssss off ale.  

Oh there was also once when I was at a friend house at christmas and I got so drunk I started doing like a monkey dance in front of his hole family, then I threw up on the way home in my friends mums car.  Great times.