Who The Fuck Wanna Be An Emcee?

[AlerG]

i slice fools like potato's and cheese
and make that ass a vegetable like tomato's and beans
what you want, a gunshot or a knife wound
end your life soon, then storm your wifes poon like a typhoon
that there creates the end to your struggle
only my girl and the tightest best friends in the bubble
we getting fucked up tonight, i'm talkin sixties bent
you half dollar, i ain't fucken with no fifty cent
i drink more as the night progresses
with my eyes looking out for the dopest girl in the tightest dresses
you ain't touchin me, fat chance that you might one day
you spark my joint it's safe to say you bout to light some yay
on this mic they call me stoner, the way that i smoke herbs
you ain't never gone cash in when spitten them broke words
i suggest you just tuck in your chain
or else the front page'll read AlerG robbed "what the fuck is his name"
looking it up in not necessary, you fucken with a legendary
emcee who on any given night could pop seven cherries
cause i'm the type to eat the fruit when it's fresh
if AlerG make you shit yourself, believe i ain't scoopin the mess
i can G it up like snoop in the west
you best re-group wit a vest, fucken wit me you'll take two to the chest

so watch out, peace.

[SKiLLaZTiC]

That shit wuz DUMBAZZ CLEAN CUZ Good shit fa sheez



CSN!!!
Holla

[SKiLLaZTiC]

Niggaz see me retreat and return
Cuz tha heat iz cold i give bitch niggaz freezer burnz
Stand in place
disgrace and stretch mark ya face
tha Ak spray ya eyez like mase
So don't look at me
i'll make sure ya momma don't stay happy
make sure ya first born Vase and Fireplace his papi
Creamate ya livin estate rest in a glass jar
Ya flesh iz soft so quit trynda act hard
or i'll act bizarre
attack ya grandma pop ya grandpopz in hiz car
ill eat chu rugrats like ma name wuz Reptar...lol
laughin out loud
u though chu'd win but couldn't figure out how
pulled it out but fingerz slippin have u sleepin Heavenly now
Fuck Beef im elergic to cowz
i curse in slur muther furwcker
so ask ya self "WHO'Z THA BIATCH NOW"


CSN!!!
Holla

[Kill]

u one of the better shit talkers on here AlerG...dope verse

[AlerG]

thanks, keep checkin, peace.

[LyRiCaL_G]

sick verse, check minez, its off the hook