The World's GREATEST Failure

[Maestro Minded]

welcome to AAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEERIIIIICA.....  the country where ANY uneducated fool may become a president....


(sarcasm......maby)

[Woodrow]

Look what Abe's up to now:



December 30, 2003 -- His name is Abraham Lincoln - but that doesn't exactly make him Honest Abe, cops say.

Lincoln, 24, of Brentwood, L.I., was busted on a robbery charge Sunday, after he allegedly confronted his ex-girlfriend, bit her on her thumb and ran off with her cell phone, Nassau police said yesterday.

The nation's 16th president was famed for his oratorical skills, but the young Abe was a conversational Johnny one-note when he approached his former flame at 6:10 p.m. on Saturday as she walked from her car to Sunrise Mall in Massapequa where she works, police said.

The 21-year-old woman had her cell phone and an apparently jealous Lincoln allegedly wanted to know whom she was calling.

"He confronts her about her use of the cell phone," said Nassau Sgt. John DeMartinis. "He feels she may be cheating on him even though they no longer have a relationship."

"He asked to talk to her," DeMartinis said. "She refuses. He grabs her. He asks what she's doing on the cell phone. He tries to grab the cell phone."

The woman, whom cops declined to identify by name, resisted.

"A physical struggle ensues," DeMartinis said. "He bites her on the left thumb. She lets go of the phone," he said.

Lincoln fled with the phone and his victim ran into the mall to the security office, which called 911, the sergeant said.

But Lincoln's mom and aunt say cops have it all wrong.

Abe Lincoln Jr. - named after his dad Abraham Lincoln - has been dating the girl for the past eight months and her mother doesn't care for him, said Abe's aunt, Robbie Beauford.

"They were always very jealous of each other," Beauford said of the couple. "She would come down and check on him to see if he was home. And he would do the same to her."

Saturday night the young woman was working at Macy's and Abe also was at the store. He noticed her cell phone had an ex-boyfriend's number on it and he got upset, the aunt and mother said.

The couple argued, he took the cell phone and left the store, they said.

After the girl left Macy's, he returned and gave her phone to the store's Human Resources department, his mother insisted.

The 6-footer was arrested and charged with third-degree robbery.

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/14780.htm

[Don Breezio]

LMAO @ biting her thumb

[[Stoned]Jesus H. Christ[Wheat]]

certainly don't make them like they used  to