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*****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*****
« on: August 21, 2002, 10:32:49 AM »
How do u do it? It sounds stupid but honestly i have NO CLUE, and I have done almost everything sexual with a girl before, and I have only made-out/french kissed a girl ONCE...Normally this wouldnt be a problem cuz i used to be the "playa type" (never datin' girls, usin 'em and immature **** like that) until like a month ago when i met this girl, and the other day we were watchin a movie, cuddlin' and **** like that, and when i had to leave, the other couples there were sayin "kiss her" so i thought it meant a lil kiss on the lips, but when i went to kiss her we frenched kiss, and since that was my first time i wasnt very good at it and i SEVRELY NEED HELP ON HOW TO DO IT, cuz i am seein' her tonite!!!!!!!! PLEEEEZ HELP ME OUT!!!!!!

PS-Pleez only serious responses cuz imma see her tonite and i really need help!!!!!
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2002, 10:41:52 AM »
lol.. errmm.. man.. Honnestly.. there aint no right way to do it.. Jus go with the flow.. jus kiss her.. trust me..
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2002, 10:57:53 AM »
Seriously Man...

No One Can Teach You, It Just Comes Naturally. Nerves Wont Help...Stay Calm And Just Kiss Her. She Wants To See You Again So The 1st Kiss Cant Have Been That Bad, Theyll Only Get Better  ;) G-Luck
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2002, 11:04:40 AM »
aight thanks yall
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2002, 11:08:35 AM »
DOnt open your mouth to the part where your joint locks.  Just keep it open to the point that it aint hurting your jaw.  Then just put your tongue in her mouth and kiss.  no biggie.
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2002, 11:18:00 AM »
Openyour mouth all the way than when the tongue slipped in bite down and pull back........
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2002, 12:34:29 PM »
Its Easy.......Just Know theres no theres no Official Way......Just Do tha shit above, U might even be a natural......
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2002, 03:48:23 PM »
just follow her lead if ur confused...to distract her grab her ass while yall kiss...or put ur hands down her pants and finger bang her...im sure if u do that she wont notice u cant kiss...btw go out and find a chubby girl...use her as practice...they wont talk shit cuz theyre fat...
 

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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2002, 04:11:09 PM »
LOL.  This thread is hilarious.

Just put on some good soft music, and start cuddling with her, when you're actually kissing her, be really soft, don't flicker your tongue in and out of her mouth like a snake, or shove it down her throat, just barely touch her tongue with yours, really gentle like, and gently suck on her bottom lip, stuff like that.  Your tongue shouldn't really even be in her mouth, just kind of meeting her tongue.  peace~
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2002, 04:20:31 PM »
Just make sure you move your mouth.

The first time I made out with a girl, her and her friends made fun of me because they said I didn't move my mouth.  So the next time I concentrated on moving my mouth and everything was all good, I heard through her friends that I had improved.
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2002, 09:56:20 PM »
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just follow her lead if ur confused...to distract her grab her ass while yall kiss...or put ur hands down her pants and finger bang her...im sure if u do that she wont notice u cant kiss...btw go out and find a chubby girl...use her as practice...they wont talk shit cuz theyre fat...


LOL LOLOLOLOL Dam man thats cold....they wont talk shit cos they r fat. lololol hahahahah funnyest thing I have heard in ages
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2002, 10:09:50 PM »
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LOL LOLOLOLOL Dam man thats cold....they wont talk shit cos they r fat. lololol hahahahah funnyest thing I have heard in ages

its the truth...if a fat chick talked shit to me for something like that id remind her...UR FAT BITCH!
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2002, 05:18:26 AM »
LOL that is tight shit SGV
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2002, 11:42:24 AM »
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LOL that is tight shit SGV


Yeah lol, SGV knows al the secret tricks  ;)
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2002, 11:46:17 AM »
lol look at this foo lmao but on tha reals just go with tha flow
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2002, 12:09:13 PM »
DAAAAAAAAMN JAY Z looks ugly in that pic. Those phat azz lips and his fucked up nose...lol
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2002, 12:51:04 PM »
Just sink into it, slowly and it will come.  Go for the lower part of her lip too.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2002, 12:57:46 PM »
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Yeah lol, SGV knows al the secret tricks  ;)

lol...u cant always start at the top....so u just go from the bottom to the top...itll work out in the end...it did for me...chubby chicks taught me well...oh but at least make sure shes a chubby girl with a pretty face...u dont want the ugly fat chicks those are the super freaks
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2002, 07:56:36 PM »
put your finger in her ass
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2002, 02:54:28 AM »
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put your finger in her ass


keep your mouth shut, shitty finger!!!
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2002, 11:03:49 AM »
So DEUCE, wazzup man, how did it go  ???  ;D
 

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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2002, 08:17:09 PM »
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So DEUCE, wazzup man, how did it go  ???  ;D


It went tight cha'll thanks for the advice...peace
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Re: *****PLEEZE HELP: How Do I MakeOut W/ A Girl?*
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2002, 12:42:04 PM »
But befo you do that shit, ya gotta brush
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2002, 05:00:44 PM »
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But befo you do that shit, ya gotta brush




Dont forget about the Mouth Wash...LoL
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2002, 11:46:01 AM »
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But befo you do that shit, ya gotta brush


hell yeah i never leave home without it ;)
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