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« on: June 23, 2002, 05:25:40 PM »
what do u think he looks like an shit.  I had a convo wit pink bout it.  Tha begining of tha convo got cut off but i said i think god is a hippie named leroy an he like porn

PinkTowelGirl: =-O
PinkTowelGirl: =-0
PinkTowelGirl: =-O
PinkTowelGirl: thats horrible! lol
infamous718rep: =-O<<<<<god likes watchin porn stars do that
infamous718rep: also
PinkTowelGirl: NO!!! he likes................ Disney Movies!!
infamous718rep: if god is all powerful,  can he take over tha body of some1 an sleep wit any woman he wanted 2
PinkTowelGirl: =-O
infamous718rep: i bet god is laughin right now
PinkTowelGirl: thats not funny :'(
PinkTowelGirl: no.. he is crying
infamous718rep: sayin,  "right on tom,  no who's body will i take over now an what woman will i sleep wit"
infamous718rep: if god is like,  hes my type of guy
PinkTowelGirl: :'( NO!
infamous718rep: why
infamous718rep: why cant god like porn
PinkTowelGirl: becaue.. god is a good god
infamous718rep: but good guys like porn
PinkTowelGirl: NO!! god does not like porno.. when he can watch people do it all the time
PinkTowelGirl: he can just walk into a room.. and he like.. humm interesting
PinkTowelGirl: you need some tips
infamous718rep: if god walks into a room 2 watch people do it,  than he likes porn,  an that would make him a perv
infamous718rep: if god is a perv he is DA MAN
PinkTowelGirl: lol
infamous718rep: u think god drink alkiehol an does mind altering drugs
PinkTowelGirl: lol...
PinkTowelGirl: i guess
infamous718rep: so we agree,  god is a obese alacholic crackhead,  perv hippie
PinkTowelGirl: no!!
PinkTowelGirl: God is female!
infamous718rep: than what drugs does he do
infamous718rep: OH SHIT
PinkTowelGirl: he doesnt
infamous718rep: WAIT
infamous718rep: GOD IS A HERMAPHRIADITE ( MY SPEllin is way off but it is tha thing when u have both sex organs)
PinkTowelGirl: lo...NO!!
PinkTowelGirl: GOD is WOMEN!
infamous718rep: THAN SHE IS MY TYPE OF WOMAN,  POT HEAD AN LIKE PORN
PinkTowelGirl: lol...NO !! she is cool..
PinkTowelGirl: and like to play nicely with children
infamous718rep: so she rapes children
infamous718rep: or is god a dike,  theres nutin wrong wit that buts it hypocritical
PinkTowelGirl: NO!
infamous718rep: catholic religion looks down on it an all an than god is out eatin snappers out an shit
PinkTowelGirl: lol
infamous718rep: so is god straight or gay
infamous718rep: u there
PinkTowelGirl: yeahj
PinkTowelGirl: he is GAY!
PinkTowelGirl: j/k
PinkTowelGirl: straight dude
infamous718rep: so know he is a dude
PinkTowelGirl: no... she is straight
PinkTowelGirl: lol
PinkTowelGirl: hummm
infamous718rep: oh
infamous718rep: so does god take over womans bodies to sleep wit guys
PinkTowelGirl: humm yeah!
infamous718rep: thats fucked up
PinkTowelGirl: nah...
infamous718rep: thats like rape
infamous718rep: whats tha difference
PinkTowelGirl: no...
PinkTowelGirl: g2g... brb
infamous718rep: r u comin back
PinkTowelGirl: yeah in about 10
infamous718rep: its past 10
PinkTowelGirl signed off at 12:03:22 AM.

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Re: GOD
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2002, 05:30:49 PM »
lol daz kinda fuked...
but God doesnt have any shape or form...
This profound question in the mind of man will ever remain unanswered because we can only realize God but we cannot tell what He is.  In Sikhism,there is a simple example to explain why no one can answer this question. A mute person, after tasting sugar, knows the taste, enjoys it and expresses it through a smile. But being unable to speak, he cannot tell a word about what sugar is like.  God is love,hence immensely sweet, many times more sweet than anything in this world. Holy persons love Waheguru,they enjoy the sweetness but cannot say anything by which we can know and understand God. There is no language and no thing available in this world which can be quoted to describe God. Therefore,only similes, however incomplete or unrepresentative they may be, have been offered by holy persons. That is the best they can do to explain their mystic experiences of the spiritual world (God) to those living in this mundane world.  And i strongly believe God isit  a hippie named leroy who likes porn.... lol

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Re: GOD
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2002, 06:31:49 PM »
i dont find that funny, i find that disrespectful and ignorant, no offense to you tom but you have been lead to believe there is no god because of the rough times you went through with christianity, try to look into other religions and maybe it will fit you better, dont just block it out like that.
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Re: GOD
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2002, 08:42:32 PM »
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i dont find that funny, i find that disrespectful and ignorant, no offense to you tom but you have been lead to believe there is no god because of the rough times you went through with christianity, try to look into other religions and maybe it will fit you better, dont just block it out like that.


Yeah i admit it is disrespectful and ignorant, but seeing how Tom usualy behaves I doubt he really ment it...i dunno bout Pink tho lol...

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2002, 09:15:53 PM »
I think god has a body.  It sayz in the Bible that we were created in his own image.  So................Think about it.


But body or no body, God is an eternal being.  He is an infinite source of energy and life.





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Re: GOD
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2002, 10:45:12 PM »
People take religion way too seriously. Good thing sumbody like Tom is here tah lighten shit up. Maybe if people could actually see tha humor in religion, they might be able to understand, and recognize some of tha flaws in it. Oh well. The brainwashing continues. lol
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2002, 11:30:47 PM »
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People take religion way too seriously. Good thing sumbody like Tom is here tah lighten shit up. Maybe if people could actually see tha humor in religion, they might be able to understand, and recognize some of tha flaws in it. Oh well. The brainwashing continues. lol

word,  if god is this loving an caring person every1 claims him 2 be,  wouldnt he be able to poke fun at himself.  On tha level,  i straight up envision god as lookin like a hippie,  dunno why,  jus do.  
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2002, 11:42:50 PM »
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word,  if god is this loving an caring person every1 claims him 2 be,  wouldnt he be able to poke fun at himself.  On tha level,  i straight up envision god as lookin like a hippie,  dunno why,  jus do.  


lol i keep picturin him wit a tie-died t-shirt, shorts, n sandlez lol
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Re: GOD
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2002, 01:35:50 AM »
^^ You just described God like tha fool that comes on Hollywood Squares... that fat nerdy white dude with tha fucked up hair and tha glasses... LoL


I can poke fun at religion. I see tha humor in Tom's GOD thread.. but at tha same time... I know some people don't see humor in religion. I wouldn't call it brainwashing either. Some people do really feel deeply about what they believe in.... you just gotta respect it...


But that doesn't mean Tom shouldn't make these posts... anybody should be able to post up whatever they want... Just as long as you know that some people might get offended.




You foolz dont seem too religious. Me myself, I believe in God... If you dont believe in God... I was just wondering what you do believe in? How do you explain Life?
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2002, 01:51:51 AM »
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^^ You just described God like tha fool that comes on Hollywood Squares... that fat nerdy white dude with tha fucked up hair and tha glasses... LoL


I can poke fun at religion. I see tha humor in Tom's GOD thread.. but at tha same time... I know some people don't see humor in religion. I wouldn't call it brainwashing either. Some people do really feel deeply about what they believe in.... you just gotta respect it...


But that doesn't mean Tom shouldn't make these posts... anybody should be able to post up whatever they want... Just as long as you know that some people might get offended.




You foolz dont seem too religious. Me myself, I believe in God... If you dont believe in God... I was just wondering what you do believe in? How do you explain Life?


jus so u know, i aint religious. I try to respect others opinions on it, as long as they respect mine.  ;)

As for life, i believe in science over God. The idea of a "God" creating all of us, to me...jus seems like believing in magic. I know theres a LOT of things that humans just dont know, and probably never will know...but just because we cant understand, doesnt mean that "God" made it that way. Anyways, i dont wanna turn this into a big argument wit tha religious folkz up on here, so i aint goan get too much more into it. I think when people believe so strongly in God, they fail to realize that theyre strong....THEMSELVES. But, thas jus what i believe. I could be wrong, and so can the God believers. So on that note...

....KILLA KALI IN THIZ MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!! lol

sorry...jus seemed like a good time tah rep fah Kali.... ;D
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Re: GOD
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2002, 02:39:03 AM »
All I can say iz...thank GOD for Tom & Tone, cuz ya'll gettin waaay too serious with this religious bullshit!

If GOD luvs us & totally understands our minds & hearts, then he knows our intentions & actions. No matter how ignorant or immature they might be.

I thought your lil convo. with Pink was cool Tom. Ya'll both seem pretty open minded & have good senses' of humor  ;)
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Re: GOD
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2002, 04:11:26 AM »
hey... if i knew you were posting the convo.. i wouldn't have said some of those things!! lol
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2002, 06:53:03 AM »
'many a true word has been spoken in jest'  ;)
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Re: GOD
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2002, 07:15:36 AM »
In Jewish philisophy we are all created (humans) "Betzelem Elohiyeem" which means in God's image

We r all created in God's image...so maybe he looks human ;)
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Re: GOD
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2002, 07:51:55 PM »
LOL @ God watches Disney movies
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Re: GOD
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'many a true word has been spoken in jest'  ;)

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