Lines that make no sense pt. II

[OpTiCaL]

Big Pun - My Dick (feat. Tony Sunshine)

"Just ask Mike"
(female voice) "Mike Who"
"My Dick"

LoL, it's supposed to be like that "Mike Cock" joke, so he stretches the "Mike" to sound like "My", and vice versa...

i know what it was supposed to be but it was horrible because he never even says the "ke" of it...he just says the "mi"....so it makes absolutely no sense.

Well, sometimes when you say "Mike," you don't really hear the "ke" in it (especially if you're black, LoL)...Keep repeating "Mike dick" over and over really fast, and you'll see what I'm saying...LoL

i get what your saying but unless pun actually rapped it over and over again really fast it still doesnt make any sense in the song...it was a horrible line.

LoL... I thought it was funny.

Actually the joke is sposed to be of the name Mike Hunt.... (my cunt) ...sounds same innit

but anyway...

[Kill]

yeah, Mike Hunt or Mike...My Cock, but Mike Dick is wack, period

[Don Breezio]

"Drinkin Weed, Smokin Hennessy All By Myself" - Fredro Starr

[Kill]

lol, he musta injected too much crack

One of the (Cella) Dwellas starts a song with a line which i think goes

"I spit flows hotter than cold"

fuck's that supposed to say? His flows are lukewarm? i never got that

[West C. Connected]

Da Band ft. P. Diddy - Bad Boy This, Bad Boy That


Puffy goes: Too Hot For T.V.
Fred says: Too hot to hold in the headphones this time
And suddenly Puffy goes:
Too hot to hold too cold to fold, come on no-now


I know Puffy likes doing additional vocals like "Come on! Yeah!" but Too cold to fold?

[TobyTizzle]

"Drinkin Weed, Smokin Hennessy All By Myself" - Fredro Starr

lol nice one

[davida.b.]

Almost everything Cam'ron said in "Get em Girls". But I guess the fact that most of his shit doesn't make any sense is what makes him so entertaining (to me, at least).

[MANBEARPIG.]

Almost everything Cam'ron said in "Get em Girls". But I guess the fact that most of his shit doesn't make any sense is what makes him so entertaining (to me, at least).

why don't you go listen to some dirtbag, Bitch-face


haha JP


LMAO at drankin weed and smokin hennessy.

[PhantomChild]

lol, he musta injected too much crack

One of the (Cella) Dwellas starts a song with a line which i think goes

"I spit flows hotter than cold"

fuck's that supposed to say? His flows are lukewarm? i never got that

LOL!Thats funny as heck man!

Now heres a line from Esham's Album Mail Dominance from the song I'm loving It

F'The Fame/You know my name/Insane Wayne counties........LOL!But it's till coo though!

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

"Drinkin Weed, Smokin Hennessy All By Myself" - Fredro Starr

LoL, I thought he did that on purpose...

[davida.b.]

I don't remember which song that this line was from, but Ghostface once dropped this priceless gem:

"hit poughkeepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie"

Raekwon dropped this gem on "It's not a game":

"Still the Lex knows, gaseline jump up on with the most fly livest cortex's made in Mexico"

And the prince (cam'ron is the king) of nonesense himself, Ol Dirty Bastard, dropped this gem on "Pop Shit":

"Plug it up, cocaine make ya speakers blow
Party amps gettin' sniffed up now wit it too
When there's somethin' in my camp, a wireless amp
High as a ramp, speak to Wu like stamp
The wet got me damp, pussy darker than lamp
Moses you don't wanna 'ttempt, I see all fans"
 

[Don Breezio]

"Drinkin Weed, Smokin Hennessy All By Myself" - Fredro Starr

LoL, I thought he did that on purpose...

lol im sure he did...i think the point of it is to show what everything would be like if it were backwards...i mean thats what the song is about so i figured he just said that to keep with the theme...still it makes no sense...but it sounds good lol

[Conan]

I'm sure this one's been mentioned before but anyway, its a classic:

''But 50 you gon' got shot again. By the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc!'' - Ja Rule, ''Loose Change''

Damn, forget trying to write decent raps this dude needs to go back and practice his spelling. If you're gonna shout out your own record label at least do it right!

Plus, pretty much anything Snoop ends with ''izzle'' these days is near impossible to understand - or just plain annoying. Here's a particular example from the track 'Fucc That' off of '...Chuuch' Vol.2:

''Dizzle, fizzle my nizzle. Its off the hizzle. Yes indizzle Snoop's the shizzle'' or something similar anyway...

[Juronimo]

Common Sense from invocation "I feel Mexican hip hop is my garden"
OK, what the fuck does that mean?

J-Ro from "Make Room"
"I smoke a gang of liquor, I drink a gang of boom"
It looks like he got some things mixed up.

Snoop from "Ain't no Fun"
As the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
Snoop, don't you mean "when the earth rotates"? Yeah technically the sun does rotate but Snoop just fucked up here.

Canibus from 2nd Round Knockout
"Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
Canibus just dissed himself instead of LL right there. So he likes to toss other men's salad huh? Sick fuck.

WC from Wet Dreams
"And tied to this car it was Officer Colonel Colin Powell"
Uhh, Colin Powell was a general. A good song nonetheless.

[Don Breezio]

Common Sense from invocation "I feel Mexican hip hop is my garden"
OK, what the fuck does that mean?

its I Feel Mexican, Hip Hop Is My Garden...he's making a joke about mexicans and working in gardens