It's April 19, 2024, 02:09:16 PM
How to be a Good Democrat:1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.1. Yes...programs for young kids.2. You have to believe that the same teacher, who can't teach 4th graders how to read, is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.2. Reading should be taught by Kindergarden/1st/2nd grade teachers...hopefully the 4th grade teacher is teaching 6th graders 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.3. Nope4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.4. Not in the hood5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.5. Whatever you say.6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.6. I believe homosexuality is natural.7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.7. Not true...we believe in capital punishment...and abortion is ok in certain circumstances.8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.8. Yup9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.9. lol Seattle area is nature.10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.10. You are in your own world.11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.12. Yup13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinnem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.13. Please14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.14. lol Oregon what you know about minorities?15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.15. You can blame the American government for socialism not working. Thats the last thing they want to see. 16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying in drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.16. mmmm let me think whats the difference between sexuality and religion? Lets have a nativity set in every elementary 17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of! the United States.17. Umm Isreal yeah welfare uh huh no problem lol rambling to myself.18. And finally, you have to believe that this post is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.18. Vast right wing farm community.I lifted this from somewhere, but thought it was pretty funny.Thank God...I thought you made this up lol. Next time I'm reading backwards.
How to be a Good Democrat:1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.2. You have to believe that the same teacher, who can't teach 4th graders how to read, is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.11. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinnem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.15. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.16. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying in drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.17. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of! the United States.18. And finally, you have to believe that this post is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.I lifted this from somewhere, but thought it was pretty funny.