30 things that porn has taught us

[On The Edge of Insanity]

1. Women wear high heels to bed.  
2. Men are never impotent.  
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.  
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.  
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.  
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.  
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.  
8. Women always orgasm when men do.  
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.  
10. All women are noisy lays.  
11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.  
12. Those tits are real.  
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.  
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.  
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)  
16. Double penetration makes women smile.  
17. Asian men don't exist.  
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushesthe boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your dick in his girlfriend's mouth.  
19. There's a plot.  
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.  
21. Nurses suck patients dicks.  
22. Men always pull out.  
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.  
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.  
25. When a woman is sucking a man's dick, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".  
26. Assholes are clean.  
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.  
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a dick there.  
29. Men don't have to beg.  
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

[Don Seer]

lmao *2 props*  

[bez]

LMAO

[Lil Jay]

LMAO @ #11 and  #17

[T-Dogg]

Hahaha! Props for this...

Ain't so certain about #19 myself though.

[white Boy]

that shits funny

[7even]

never noticed there aint no asian males in pornvideos... but I assume it's really true lmao.. makes you wonder...

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

DMetro, I don't see you bragging in this one...What's a matter? You can still make a persuasive argument about girls liking small dicks.

[.:TimeLock:.]

yeah that's a classic right there props

[JTSimon]

lol seen...but still funny  

[D.R.E.-Dogg]

so far I've only seen two porn with Asian chicks + males at all in it and those were Asian males.. those were probably Asian production.. when it comes to American production and they pick some Asian girls for the peeps who prefer Asians they still don't have to look for Asian dudes in America since nobody really gives a shit about the dudes, who are mad ugly in most cases anyway.. still kinda funny though when u don't think about the causes lol..

[The Big Bad Ass]

hahahaha, got a couple good laughs out of that list. props.

[Dip Set Movementarian 4 Life]

ROFLMAO @ #15

[LAZY]

LMAO

[OmNIsCiUs]

lmao well done son