Author Topic: Lines that make no sense pt. II  (Read 609 times)

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2004, 07:59:39 PM »
I'm sure this one's been mentioned before but anyway, its a classic:

''But 50 you gon' got shot again. By the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc!'' - Ja Rule, ''Loose Change''

Damn, forget trying to write decent raps this dude needs to go back and practice his spelling. If you're gonna shout out your own record label at least do it right!

Plus, pretty much anything Snoop ends with ''izzle'' these days is near impossible to understand - or just plain annoying. Here's a particular example from the track 'Fucc That' off of '...Chuuch' Vol.2:

''Dizzle, fizzle my nizzle. Its off the hizzle. Yes indizzle Snoop's the shizzle'' or something similar anyway...
that ja rule shit is hillarious
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2004, 08:19:56 PM »
Common Sense from invocation "I feel Mexican hip hop is my garden"
OK, what the fuck does that mean?

J-Ro from "Make Room"
"I smoke a gang of liquor, I drink a gang of boom"
It looks like he got some things mixed up.

Snoop from "Ain't no Fun"
As the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
Snoop, don't you mean "when the earth rotates"? Yeah technically the sun does rotate but Snoop just fucked up here.

Canibus from 2nd Round Knockout
"Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me"
Canibus just dissed himself instead of LL right there. So he likes to toss other men's salad huh? Sick fuck.

WC from Wet Dreams
"And tied to this car it was Officer Colonel Colin Powell"
Uhh, Colin Powell was a general. A good song nonetheless.


Commons was strange,but C-Bus was funny as hell! ;D
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2004, 08:37:56 PM »
Commons was strange,but C-Bus was funny as hell! ;D

how is commons strange? he made a joke
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2004, 08:45:03 PM »
Commons was strange,but C-Bus was funny as hell! ;D

how is commons strange? he made a joke

No offence,but felt that joke to be a little racist to me,and i would never
think that Common would say that ever anytime soon ether.Can you explain for me?
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2004, 08:47:34 PM »
lets put it this way...

"I Feel Mexican Hip Hop Is My Garden"...he's not mexican, hes not a gardener...that line makes no sense

"I Feel Mexican, Hip Hop Is My Garden"...might be racist but it makes sense.

therefore i would say common did in fact make a racist joke.
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2004, 09:16:15 PM »
I hope that was the old Common!
 

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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #51 on: March 02, 2004, 10:50:38 PM »
I hope that was the old Common!

That line was from "Invocation" from the album "One Day It Will All Make Sense". It's the second track. Here's the whole verse.

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Envisioning the hereafter, listenin to Steve Wonder
On a Quest for Love like the Proceed drummer
I strike like lightning and don't need thunder
Inhale imagination and breathe wonder
That's your lady, I used to run up in her and G weed from her
It's a cold world and niggaz need summer
At times my going forward seems like retreat
As I rewrite rhyme after rhyme and throw away beats
Growing into my britches, outgrowing the streets
There's a thin line between war and peace, whores and jeeps
Ignore MCs like beeps, scribblin freedom on pages
My third eye is like pink eye, seemin contagious
Redeemin the ancients with ageless rhyme jargon
I feel Mexican, hip hop is my garden
Don't give a fuck where you chartin, certain shit I can't honor
It ain't that you sellin, it's your karma
Rappers I monitor like a chaperone, you large and haven't grown
Poetically perform fly-bys, another rapper gone
The stage becomes a catacomb, I rap like a mummy
Not for the money, I could have sampled Diana Ross a long time ago
My mind of flow is like motor key 20
Youngblood said he had dimes, I prayed that he see twenty
Hollerin at the brothers, either you gon be a thug or a man
Flip drugs and get land, I can see my man Rashad
As he described how the bucks hit him
And said slugs was still stuck in him, when it rained, it fucked wit him
This bucket interrupt wisdom and asked when my album was comin
I said it's here
It's here (*echoed*)
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Re:Lines that make no sense pt. II
« Reply #52 on: March 02, 2004, 11:15:54 PM »
yeah that line is 7 years old...i thought it was funny as shit when i heard it. this thread got me in the mood to listen to that album again. either way common may not like mexicans or he could've said it jsut to be funny...we've all made racist jokes at some point in our lives whether we are actually racist or not.