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Describe your first sexual experience.........
« on: August 22, 2002, 07:54:47 PM »
lol, i know this is a stupid topic, but i wanna here what yall have to say
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2002, 09:14:35 PM »
let me paint the picture for u....its three days before christmas...at home is me, my mother and a foo doing repairs on my house...i call this broad over...she comes we go to my room and conversate...now by this time im nervous as hell..shes sitting in this chair i used to have in there and im laying on the bed...so i decide to invite her in the bed...she comes and lays down...shes looking at me dead in the eyes and i knew were about to fuck...but i was nervous as hell and plus i didnt have a condom...so i looked over at the door made sure it was locked...put the blinds down...turned on my radio...turned it up enuff so that nothing could be heard....we started kissing and shit...then i was like let me see ur titties..she whipped em out...i started sucking em...from there we started kissing again...and then the clothes started coming off....u know from there we started fucking....she let me hit it doggy, she sucked my dick....i was in heaven...next thing u know i hear a knock at my door...it was my mom...i was like fuck!!!....she was like "oh i got a doctors appointment"...im like "u need me to take u"...shes like "no ur dad is her...ill be back...ok bye"...she bounced and we started again....i swear to god...no lie...we went for at least 45 minutes...i wanted to go more but she had to go back to her pad...i never fucked the bitch again cuz about a month later she pissed me off so i told her to fuck off.....but good lord that was a great time...i always look back at that time and say wow she gave good head.....
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2002, 09:53:52 PM »
whats up wit the essay? ^^ lol

anyways, plain and simple

i was 15 , working at McDonalds

went into the walk in fridge, Rachael walked in wit me

hand job was delivered

i cummed on the apple pie box



(she sucked my dick in the emplyee room the next week lol)
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2002, 10:34:01 PM »
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whats up wit the essay? ^^ lol

anyways, plain and simple

i was 15 , working at McDonalds

went into the walk in fridge, Rachael walked in wit me

hand job was delivered

i cummed on the apple pie box



(she sucked my dick in the emplyee room the next week lol)

he said DESCRIBE...so i described...in detail
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2002, 02:51:39 AM »
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whats up wit the essay? ^^ lol

anyways, plain and simple

i was 15 , working at McDonalds

went into the walk in fridge, Rachael walked in wit me

hand job was delivered

i cummed on the apple pie box



(she sucked my dick in the emplyee room the next week lol)


I was wondering why my apple pie tasted dirty.  U sick little fellow!
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2002, 04:00:17 AM »
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i never fucked the bitch again cuz about a month later she pissed me off so i told her to fuck off.....but good lord that was a great time...i always look back at that time and say wow she gave good head.....



ha nice story playa, guess what i did the same thing, never fucked her again, shieeit ive never even seen that broad again.  she didnt piss me off or nothin, cause i didnt even know her, i met her that same night, so you can call it a one night stand. i didnt have no rubber and she told me that she didnt have one either, so i was like "so what, lets do it" dang, stupid as hell, i  didnt even care, i just wanted to hit it so i did it. we did it in her sister's bed (no lie). she calls me every now and then but i aint got no time for her though
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2002, 06:16:25 AM »
My first time was on a thomb stone! I know, I ain't proud off it but hell, it had to happen. + it was very painfull.
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2002, 07:15:46 AM »
Im on that porno shit...LMAO my first time was in a tennis court when i was 13 years old..The girl i banged was 17 at the time..Of course i lied about my age to her cuz i looked about 16\17 when i was 13....So that was pretty dope
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2002, 07:37:00 AM »
Dam ya'll must have sum ugly ho's around ya'll places, 17 and getting shagged by a 13 year old on a tennis court. I bet she was ugly as fuck. lol
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2002, 07:50:05 AM »
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Dam ya'll must have sum ugly ho's around ya'll places, 17 and getting shagged by a 13 year old on a tennis court. I bet she was ugly as fuck. lol


ugly and desperate
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2002, 09:07:54 AM »
woah did i say she was ugly and desperate
First off i was 13 but i told her i was 17...I knew her for at least 3 months..We chilled every day...Just because when u were 13 your voice was still girlie doesnt mean i was.At least i can honestly say that i was 6'0 and built like i was 17 when i was 13..And get good lookin older girls...
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2002, 10:41:28 AM »
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whats up wit the essay? ^^ lol

anyways, plain and simple

i was 15 , working at McDonalds

went into the walk in fridge, Rachael walked in wit me

hand job was delivered

i cummed on the apple pie box



(she sucked my dick in the emplyee room the next week lol)

I will never eat an apple pie from McDonalds again. :)
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2002, 11:54:53 AM »
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whats up wit the essay? ^^ lol

anyways, plain and simple

i was 15 , working at McDonalds

went into the walk in fridge, Rachael walked in wit me

hand job was delivered

i cummed on the apple pie box



(she sucked my dick in the emplyee room the next week lol)



Daaaaaayum. That sounds fuckin dope.


I work at Jack In The Box, I'm hoping that shit will happen to me any day now. I got gangs of hoes workin at my Jack, I wouldn't mind boning like 5 out of 9 of them.

Sometimes I be waiting for like 10 minutes in the Fridge by myself just hopin somebody will come in...  We got an employees room too... But I really wanna get laid up on tha roof... that would be tha shit.
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2002, 03:16:08 PM »
My first time was with some chick I used to ditch school with when I was 16. We drove out to Griffith Park and fucked in my car. Damn I remember being all paranoid cuzz I didn't have a jimmy. Oh and some mofucka was peeping us out form a nearby hill with his binoculars, Hahahahaha.
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2002, 04:27:44 PM »
lol look at thiss foo n topic

but mah first time was this past spring brak at my homeboyz pad i fucked his cusin lol this is how it went down.....me n my homeboy were in his room just just bumpin sum music when his cuzin knock on tha door n shes like wassup so i said wassup n then we all started talkin then my homeboy left tha room n left me n his cuzin alone when he left she put on lil robs cd natural high n that song she started gettin closer i was like imma fuckin hit it before i leave than all of a sudden when me n tha cuzin where makin out n shit mah homeboy walks in n she gets out i was like foo uze a bitch on tha reals but then like n hour later she was holdin mah homeboyz 2 month old brotha all by herself on tha sofa n mah homeboyz like imma go get tha kid n u go get your mack on im like u sho hes like yeah shes just mah cuzin no biggy i n im all like u aint gotta tell me twice then i go n sit next tah her n i told her y u gotta walk out all quick n shit n shes like i dunno then we started kissin again n the she took me to mah homeboyz room we started fuckin fo like 1 1/2 hours cuz her uncle was gonna come home n shit so i just went with mah homeboy n b4 i left his house that day she gave me a BJ in tha bathroom fuckin felt good

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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2002, 09:16:07 PM »
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Daaaaaayum. That sounds fuckin dope.


I work at Jack In The Box, I'm hoping that shit will happen to me any day now. I got gangs of hoes workin at my Jack, I wouldn't mind boning like 5 out of 9 of them.

Sometimes I be waiting for like 10 minutes in the Fridge by myself just hopin somebody will come in...  We got an employees room too... But I really wanna get laid up on tha roof... that would be tha shit.

hahaha i can just see ur high ass now...waiting at the fridge twidling ur thumbs and shit....man just get one of them cholas high(i know u work with a chola cuz jack in the crack hires nothing but cholas) theyre bound ta fuck u....
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2002, 08:16:39 AM »
I was driving... picked up my girl... headed downtown... blow job the whole way there...Grrrrrrrrreaaat

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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2002, 09:05:19 PM »
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I was driving... picked up my girl... headed downtown... blow job the whole way there...Grrrrrrrrreaaat

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nice, BPG gettin some roady  ;D
my first experience wasnt much. I was only in grade 7, so was my girl, and we TRIED to have sex, but as you know, a virgins pussy is tighter than a wet-suit, and me being 13 and inexperienced, it wasnt that great.  After a few times of trying to make shit work, it turned out great.  But for our first time, it wasnt much to speak on.
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2002, 12:07:44 PM »
I was 12. It was dark and I was alone with a magazine.
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Re: Describe your first sexual experience.........
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2002, 12:56:51 PM »
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I was 12. It was dark and I was alone with a magazine.



lol
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