Best Diss Track Of All Time

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LL said "99% of your fans don't exist"

When you actually think about that, it doesn't make sense. How can 99% of something not exist?

I know when you actually think hard about it, it doesn't make sense...But come on, that shit is straight funny.

[FuNk-U-uP]

If I didn't think, then yes it would be funny, but I guess it's not funny due to the fact that I think.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

If I didn't think, then yes it would be funny, but I guess it's not funny due to the fact that I think.

Maybe he was tryna' say that Canibus doesn't have any fans...That would make perfect sense.

[FuNk-U-uP]

Dude, I know what he's TRYING to say. The fact is that, the way he said it, it makes no sense. That was the whole point of what I initially said, and you take it back to square 1.

You can't say "99% of SOMETHING, doesn't exist". It's like saying "oh look there's 100 cars, but 99 of them aren't there".

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

He can be saying that Canibus doesn't have 99% of fans, because he doesn't have fans at all, therefore making it impossible to have 99% of fans...Get it?

[Leggy Hendrix]

^^ i think you guys are analysing it a little too much...we know the point he was making.

one of my favourite lines is from DJ Quik's Dollaz & Sense:

E-I-H-T, now should I continue
Yeah you left out the G cause the G ain't in you

i thought that was dope

[West C. Connected]

Quik said "with your misspelled name"
I thought that was funny. Dope diss though.

[M-O-Z-04]

Royce da 5'9 - Malcom X - murdered  d12 on this one
Yukmouth - Fuck Friendz - came very hard at scarface, master p and too $hort
Tech N9ne - Yada Yada Yada - very hott diss track

all tho i am not a fan of eminem he killed benzino on 'the sauce'
"No more Source for street cred, them days is dead
Ray's got AK's to Dave Mays' head
Every issue there's an eight page Made Men spread
Will somebody please tell whoever braids his head
That I am not afraid of this fuckin waste of lead"

[7even]

He can be saying that Canibus doesn't have 99% of fans, because he doesn't have fans at all, therefore making it impossible to have 99% of fans...Get it?

Funk-U-Up youre the dumbass here, not LL or anyone else. It's so obvious how it's meant and so objectively funny, get outta here. Saying that you think and that it doesnt make any sense doesnt make you lookin smart.

[Adam Donnelly]

Canibus killed L
On that track 'Rip The Jacker'
Bis went at him hard

[T-Dogg]

Quik said "with your misspelled name"
I thought that was funny. Dope diss though.

Well a blood affiliated dude can't really have a C in his name, now can he?

[West C. Connected]

Quik said "with your misspelled name"
I thought that was funny. Dope diss though.

Well a blood affiliated dude can't really have a C in his name, now can he?

Yup, yup, totally right, still thought it was funny though.

[Kill]

not really 'subliminal', he just ain't sayin his name...but it's a dope diss song no doubt

yeah that would make it subliminal.

that's what a lot of people think, it's not really 'subliminal' by definition just cause his name ain't mentioned, but fuck it

and LL's 99% line don't make sense, even tho u get what he's tryina say. but Canibus murdered him with the counter-attack

[Neji Huga]

2Pac- Hit Em Up- this really started a new trend in rap, cuz this was so raw and personal

DJ Quik- Dollarz N Sense- "Ima call u theo, cuz yo ass weighs 92.3 lbs" and "ima boot yo muthafuckin ass 2 the moon" these lines are the hardest quik ever spit

50 Cent- Backdown- This track is kinda slept on, this Dre beat is hard as fuck and the line "u sing for hoez and sound like the cookie monster" crack me up

Jay-Z- Takeover (Nas Diss Verse)- Jay-Z just needed one verse 2 get Nas heated

Honorable Mention- Kurupt-Eat a Dick- This is the best song Ive heard from Kurupt in a while the opening line is classic (Daz, Eat a dick and shut the fuck up) and the one line (U need 2 go back and listen 2 all eyez on me, 2 study who the fuck u used 2 be) prolly got Daz pissed, cuz he sucked after 96

Good List. I would add Let's Go - Kool Moe Dee, The Bridge is over - KRS1, & Eminem's Nail In the Cofin "I don't want to be like this. I don't really want to hurt no fellings. But, I'm only being real when I say nobody wants to hear their Grandfather Rap!"