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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2004, 07:51:59 PM »
think what you want moron, right NIK your way smarter than me.  here let me give you some more examples of 2 word sentences, also known as commands einstien.

Fuck off!
Blow Me!
Eat Shit!
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2004, 08:52:10 PM »
don't you 2 come into my argument thread and start an argument.

Fucking hell I tell you, limelight stealers or what?
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2004, 08:53:48 PM »
think what you want moron, right NIK your way smarter than me.  here let me give you some more examples of 2 word sentences, also known as commands einstien.

Fuck off!
Blow Me!
Eat Shit!



LMAO...Now I don't believe you ever attended college.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2004, 09:10:49 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.

 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2004, 09:17:27 PM »
"I think it's the best for everyone to close this unnecessary thread." is a sentence, too.
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2004, 09:21:35 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2004, 09:38:27 PM by Now_I_Know »
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2004, 09:24:02 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.



What you mean motherfuckers!!!!!  I ain't arguing the point as to whether or not it was or wasn't a sentence, I couldn't give a fuck. lol
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2004, 09:38:02 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives, orders, etc. aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2004, 09:40:56 PM »
WHO CARES!!!!!
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2004, 09:42:59 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2004, 09:54:24 PM »
(Trauma educates the children, AGAIN)

Here's the University of Ottawa in California.  

http://www.uottawa.ca/academic/arts/writcent/hypergrammar/sntstrct.html#simple%20sentence

basic sentence structure.  This is KINDERGARTEN shit, and you don't even know it.  Think about your place in life, how long are you going to live as an arrogant dumbass who thinks he knows more than everyone else?  You argue about KINDERGARTEN SHIT like you know what you're talking about, but you don't even have THAT down!  Think about that shit!
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2004, 09:55:30 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.

"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.  
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2004, 09:57:17 PM »
NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition.  LOL What in the fuck.  You're a mental midget.  
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2004, 09:57:36 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.

"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.  

http://www.dountoothers.org/english.html

Again, I prove you wrong. "Go." is a sentence. It implies "You, go." which would be the  proper sentence.
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2004, 10:01:20 PM »
NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition.  LOL What in the fuck.  You're a mental midget.  


"You, kill Bill." would be the proper sentence. ::)
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2004, 10:13:16 PM »
Now who's the mental midget?...I'm not even passed high school, and I'm schooling you in grammar, bitch.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2004, 10:19:35 PM »
FADE IN:

INT.  DUBCC BATTLEGROUND - DAY


Bez stands his ground as two mean looking boys stand in front of him, ready to fight.

            BEZ
   
You two motherfuckers have pissed me
        off for the last time.

In an instant Bez takes out his Samuri sword and slashes both the motherfuckers.  Trauma kneels, being overtaken by the the unimaginable pain that has just ripped through his body.  

NIK stands frozen, his slashed chest spews blood all over the dubcnn blue walls turning them into a contrasting blue and red.  His arms and legs become limp as he drops to the floor, to his death.

Bez smiles on as I am sure many other members of the WCC will.  He takes out his notepad and black ink pen.  He crosses NIK and Truma off the list.

               BEZ
        I know the whole thing didn't make much
        sense to you Trauma......but maybe this
        will.  

Bez steps forward into a pool of blood which the two dead corpses have left.  He spins twice all the while slashing his sword to make an almighty cut, ninja style.

As we turn we see former beach boy Brian Wilson drop to the floor, headless.  His body fall lifelessly ontop of Trauma's and his head, with his mouth wide open, falls near his crotch area.

                 BEZ

              (Laughing)
          You suck, BITCH!

Bez with his dignity, life, pride and sword intact walks towards the exit of the dubcnn battleground.  What started off as a joke ended in death.  Bez stops just as he gets near the exit of the battleground.  He turns and looks at the carnage before him.  

                BEZ
             (To himself)
        All this because a motherfucker couldn't
        take a joke.
           (Imitating Trauma)
        But its not a joke if its not funny
           (Back to normal voice)
        Thread closed, bitches.

Bez turns on his CD walkman and "The Beach Boys:  I Get Around" fills up the battleground and it continues to play as we:

FADE TO BLACK
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2004, 10:54:23 PM »
LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".

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bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2004, 10:56:25 PM »
LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".
LOL

What ya think?
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2004, 10:23:46 AM »
What did ya'll think about that little script right there?
 

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« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2004, 10:45:21 AM »
Get a fucking life, people are laughing at you because your getting so worked up over this.

When I made the thread I knew somebody would come in and say "Oh but if we are too watch out then why is it Kill Bez", but I was willing to make the post anyway because I thought that everyone would see that its just a joke and leave it at that.  

Everyone who has entered the thread has prob thought the same thing, doesn't make me a dumbass?  Doesn't mean I don't understand what Kill Bill means, it just means that your too dam high strung and you have the time and the pure stupidity to sit there and type an explanation that everybody including myself already knows.  

Why would I make a picture saying somebody else's name.  I made the pic and wanted to show it to the board so I made the thread which would get people's attention.  Go and preach to the world somewhere else man, your opinions I respect and I think your a cool guy but sometimes you can go way to far which things and make yourself look dumb, as in this case for instance.
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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2004, 10:50:09 AM »
^^^^Good script man...really, no joke!
And LOL @ this thread! It keeps getting better & better. ;D Continue with this shit...it cracks me up!
 

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« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2004, 11:00:17 AM »

                BEZ
             (To himself)
        All this because a motherfucker couldn't
        take a joke.
           (Imitating Trauma)
        But its not a joke if its not funny
           (Back to normal voice)
        Thread closed, bitches.

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2004, 12:25:31 PM »
"I think it's the best for everyone to close this unnecessary thread." is a sentence, too.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2004, 01:35:34 PM »
just change it to kill trauma and get it over with, ohh yea, its friday, cant wait to see that shit