Author Topic: Ya'll better watch out...  (Read 667 times)

GoodLuvn169

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2004, 04:41:20 PM »

The Only Joke here is that you can't understand a 2 word sentence.  Kill.  Bill.  


"Kill Bill" isn't a sentence. ::)
LMAO
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2004, 09:58:28 PM »
FADE IN:

INT.  DUBCC BATTLEGROUND - DAY


Bez stands his ground as two mean looking boys stand in front of him, ready to fight.

            BEZ
   
You two motherfuckers have pissed me
        off for the last time.

In an instant Bez takes out his Samuri sword and slashes both the motherfuckers.  Trauma kneels, being overtaken by the the unimaginable pain that has just ripped through his body.  

NIK stands frozen, his slashed chest spews blood all over the dubcnn blue walls turning them into a contrasting blue and red.  His arms and legs become limp as he drops to the floor, to his death.

Bez smiles on as I am sure many other members of the WCC will.  He takes out his notepad and black ink pen.  He crosses NIK and Truma off the list.

               BEZ
        I know the whole thing didn't make much
        sense to you Trauma......but maybe this
        will.  

Bez steps forward into a pool of blood which the two dead corpses have left.  He spins twice all the while slashing his sword to make an almighty cut, ninja style.

As we turn we see former beach boy Brian Wilson drop to the floor, headless.  His body fall lifelessly ontop of Trauma's and his head, with his mouth wide open, falls near his crotch area.

                 BEZ

              (Laughing)
          You suck, BITCH!

Bez with his dignity, life, pride and sword intact walks towards the exit of the dubcnn battleground.  What started off as a joke ended in death.  Bez stops just as he gets near the exit of the battleground.  He turns and looks at the carnage before him.  

                BEZ
             (To himself)
        All this because a motherfucker couldn't
        take a joke.
           (Imitating Trauma)
        But its not a joke if its not funny
           (Back to normal voice)
        Thread closed, bitches.

Bez turns on his CD walkman and "The Beach Boys:  I Get Around" fills up the battleground and it continues to play as we:

FADE TO BLACK


You forgot the last scene.


Fade in as a lonely Kharman Ghia convertible cruises up a twisting, winding sea-side road in sunny southern california.

As the camera pans closer, we see it is none other than Bez, sitting beside his famously sharp Kitana, perched between the seats with a red ribbon flowing behind it in the breeze.

Bez pulls up to a small, seaside gas station, and steps out.  

He takes a look around, and lifting the handle from the pump, begins to fill the tank of the Kharman Ghia with premium gasoline.

A musak version of "California Girls" tinkles away on the tinny speaker perched high on the pole supporting the gas station's canopy, as Bez, surveying the area with his eyes, begins to notice that strangely, nobody is around.

The camera slowly swings around and low to the ground, and reveals a ticking electronic device with a radio antenna attached to the back of the gas pump;... in the distance, the sign along the lonely highway comes into frame: it's rather old, with that 60's Mod look to it, and the 2 words inscribed on it become clear, making the title of the film finally make sense....











the sign reads "Wilson Petrol".



























Fade to black, as the explosion rumbles over the hillside, and the words "Kill Bez" blur slowly onto the screen.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2004, 10:35:47 PM »
^^Great way to defend an argument...Ignore it when you run out of things to say.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2004, 10:40:19 PM »
? I already destroyed your argument, you're simply, defendably, verifiably, WRONG.  It's common knowledge, and a fact, that a sentence can be 1 word.  Look it up.  Find me anything that says it cant.  You're just wrong.
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2004, 10:49:46 PM »
? I already destroyed your argument, you're simply, defendably, verifiably, WRONG.  It's common knowledge, and a fact, that a sentence can be 1 word.  Look it up.  Find me anything that says it cant.  You're just wrong.


I just showed you a site that said "I am." is the shortest PROPER sentence in the English language....On top of that, I asked two of my teachers today (that includes my English teacher), and they both said that you're wrong...Have a nice day.
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2004, 11:01:07 PM »
"Go" as a sentence is incomplete in that it leaves out the subject. A full utterance might be "Tom, you go"...Do you get it, or should I explain some more?
 

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #56 on: April 17, 2004, 06:48:02 AM »
Its ok NIK, he don't have a leg to stand on.

He cant take a joke and he doesn't understand correct English.  I of course also don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to the whole "Is it a sentance" shit because I am not bothered but the evidence you have provided to me seems accurate enough.  Trauma you ain't posted up shit to support your opinion.

By the way Trauma, learn how to take a joke/understand a joke and then get back to me.  You've made about 10 posts in this thread, all saying the same shit, the same shit that nobody cares about.  Everyone else took it as it was, but you took it totally out of context.  Your a dumbass man.  Grow up, take Brian Wilson's dick outter your ass, and understand that it was a joke that you felt it was your duty to come in and try to get one over on the jokes creator, me.  

You've made yourself look like a complete fool man, a complete fool indeed.

ARGUMENT OVER (WHOOP-AHHHHH)