Author Topic: Ya'll better watch out...  (Read 945 times)

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2004, 09:21:35 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2004, 09:38:27 PM by Now_I_Know »
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2004, 09:24:02 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.



What you mean motherfuckers!!!!!  I ain't arguing the point as to whether or not it was or wasn't a sentence, I couldn't give a fuck. lol
 

Trauma-san

Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2004, 09:38:02 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives, orders, etc. aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2004, 09:40:56 PM »
WHO CARES!!!!!
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2004, 09:42:59 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.
 

Trauma-san

Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2004, 09:54:24 PM »
(Trauma educates the children, AGAIN)

Here's the University of Ottawa in California.  

http://www.uottawa.ca/academic/arts/writcent/hypergrammar/sntstrct.html#simple%20sentence

basic sentence structure.  This is KINDERGARTEN shit, and you don't even know it.  Think about your place in life, how long are you going to live as an arrogant dumbass who thinks he knows more than everyone else?  You argue about KINDERGARTEN SHIT like you know what you're talking about, but you don't even have THAT down!  Think about that shit!
 

Trauma-san

Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2004, 09:55:30 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.

"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.  
 

Trauma-san

Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2004, 09:57:17 PM »
NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition.  LOL What in the fuck.  You're a mental midget.  
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2004, 09:57:36 PM »
You stupid motherfuckers, a sentence can have 1 word.  


"Run!" is a sentence.

"Die." is a sentence.

"Kill." is a sentence.




You fuckin' dumbass moron. Imperatives (orders, etc.) aren't proper sentences.

Look it up, and then come back and apologize.  You're wrong, like usual.  


How about you look it up..."I am" is the shortest proper sentence in the english language...Imperatives aren't proper sentences.

"I Am" is the shortest POEM in the english language. Again, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.  

http://www.dountoothers.org/english.html

Again, I prove you wrong. "Go." is a sentence. It implies "You, go." which would be the  proper sentence.
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2004, 10:01:20 PM »
NIK, to further prove my point, you just said fucking 6 or 7 posts ago, that "Kill Bill" isn't a sentence, but yet "I Am" is in your definition.  LOL What in the fuck.  You're a mental midget.  


"You, kill Bill." would be the proper sentence. ::)
 

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2004, 10:13:16 PM »
Now who's the mental midget?...I'm not even passed high school, and I'm schooling you in grammar, bitch.
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2004, 10:19:35 PM »
FADE IN:

INT.  DUBCC BATTLEGROUND - DAY


Bez stands his ground as two mean looking boys stand in front of him, ready to fight.

            BEZ
   
You two motherfuckers have pissed me
        off for the last time.

In an instant Bez takes out his Samuri sword and slashes both the motherfuckers.  Trauma kneels, being overtaken by the the unimaginable pain that has just ripped through his body.  

NIK stands frozen, his slashed chest spews blood all over the dubcnn blue walls turning them into a contrasting blue and red.  His arms and legs become limp as he drops to the floor, to his death.

Bez smiles on as I am sure many other members of the WCC will.  He takes out his notepad and black ink pen.  He crosses NIK and Truma off the list.

               BEZ
        I know the whole thing didn't make much
        sense to you Trauma......but maybe this
        will.  

Bez steps forward into a pool of blood which the two dead corpses have left.  He spins twice all the while slashing his sword to make an almighty cut, ninja style.

As we turn we see former beach boy Brian Wilson drop to the floor, headless.  His body fall lifelessly ontop of Trauma's and his head, with his mouth wide open, falls near his crotch area.

                 BEZ

              (Laughing)
          You suck, BITCH!

Bez with his dignity, life, pride and sword intact walks towards the exit of the dubcnn battleground.  What started off as a joke ended in death.  Bez stops just as he gets near the exit of the battleground.  He turns and looks at the carnage before him.  

                BEZ
             (To himself)
        All this because a motherfucker couldn't
        take a joke.
           (Imitating Trauma)
        But its not a joke if its not funny
           (Back to normal voice)
        Thread closed, bitches.

Bez turns on his CD walkman and "The Beach Boys:  I Get Around" fills up the battleground and it continues to play as we:

FADE TO BLACK
 

MANBEARPIG.

Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2004, 10:54:23 PM »
LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".

-KIDRENEGADE-
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2004, 10:56:25 PM »
LMAO @ "You Suck Bitch".
LOL

What ya think?
 

bez

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Re:Ya'll better watch out...
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2004, 10:23:46 AM »
What did ya'll think about that little script right there?