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Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage

"The tigers preferred chicken meat, so the man had to go home with unfinished business", reported South China Morning Post.
The man was desperate after being left by his wife, and went to a zoo, climbed over a wall, and jumped into the Tigers cage.
The Tigers looked confused at him, and when staff at the zoo saw what happened, they threw chicken into the cage, and the tigers started eating the chicken.



LMAO, he must have felt like the biggest moron alive..
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2004, 11:09:37 PM »
LMFAO!

He really has to feel like a loser..."my wife don't want me....even the tigers don't want me!"

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2004, 11:26:15 PM »
hahahahhahaha thats sum of the funniest shit I have heard in awhile!
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2004, 11:40:43 PM »
damn...somebody shoulda told the cats he contained no MSG
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2004, 10:39:11 AM »
lol
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2004, 04:00:40 PM »
It was probably Minority.
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2004, 05:33:39 AM »
It was probably Minority.

He was Asian, so don't you mean 'It was probaly D-Metro'?
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2004, 10:18:55 AM »
LMAO, that sucks
 

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Re:Chinese man tried to kill himself by jumping into Tigers cage
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2004, 02:09:17 PM »
It was probably Minority.

He was Asian, so don't you mean 'It was probaly D-Metro'?


Minority was a fat Asian dude who used to post on this board way before your time.