Author Topic: Anti Bush bumper stickers  (Read 424 times)

Now_Im_Not_Banned

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Re:Anti Bush bumper stickers
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2004, 04:36:48 PM »
 

Woodrow

Re:Anti Bush bumper stickers
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2004, 08:45:37 PM »

Hi gang, it’s me Flipper. If you are old enough you may remember me from the TV show that starred me as the world's smartest dolphin. I was a natural.

Anyways, today I thought I'd take a little time out of my retirement and share a thought or two. In my time I was famous for my flips and flops, but I have to tell you that it is my professional opinion that Mr. John F. Kerry, or JFK for short, is one world class flipper. JFK is always amazing me with the twists and turns, flips and flops that he makes. It wouldn't surprise me if he becomes the spokesman for Waffle House. Hmmm, waffles.

I was a little worried when JFK underwent shoulder surgery due to changing positions too fast, but I see that JFK recovered just fine. Personally, I think my new favorite is the "I voted for it before I voted against it." Pure Gold.

Well, goodbye and goodnight everyone. And thanks again to my many fans, I miss you too!
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