some funny stuff

[budsmokeronly]

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
> Wife, Blowjob?
> A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,
> but you can't beat a blowjob.
>
> Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> A.) So men can be open minded.
>
> Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
> A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
>
> Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they
> get.
>
> Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and
> your dick?
> A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
> paycheck!
>
> Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> A.) "Is it in?"
>
> Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
> Pillsbury Dough Boy?
> A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
>
> Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
> sex?
> A.) One of his fingers is clean.
>
> Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
> A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a
> Goodyear.
>
> Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in
> common?
> A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber
> breaks, you're screwed.

[lbc213]

Q.)> Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> A.) "Is it in?"

LOOOOOOOOOL hahaha ow bwoy, dizzaaaaamn  , man that would be fucked up  lol

[bez]

lolololol