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What Are Politics?
« on: June 24, 2004, 10:53:58 PM »
it's a joke but it's also political so i didn't really know where to put it... therefore it's here.  sorry if it's in the wrong spot...

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"
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Re:What Are Politics?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2004, 02:13:34 AM »
lol

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re:What Are Politics?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2004, 03:58:26 AM »
have already been told this in 3 different languages :D
Cause I don't care where I belong no more
What we share or not I will ignore
And I won't waste my time fitting in
Cause I don't think contrast is a sin
No, it's not a sin
 

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Re: What Are Politics?
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2004, 08:51:44 PM »
Funny joke.  But I'm a Capitalist so I don't agree.  The working class can help themselves.
 

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Re: What Are Politics?
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2004, 10:07:50 PM »
lmao. good one.